Help me please Yayati!

[Guest]

I have big party many guest. I need to know how to make Lamb Curry and Lamb Vindaloo before guests get very angry. They get angry I lose job. Maybe life. Help me, Yayati, you're my only hope!

 

[Siren]

 

[lilminx]

Make Murg Korma and Aloo Chole instead.

 

[Guest]

You do not understand. I already kill lamb. I need to make meal. NEED HELP WITH TWO DISHES OR I AM DANGER. HELP> PLEASE.

 

[Guest]

 

[lilminx]

Aloo chole is chick peas and potatoes. It suits you well, MPH.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

I am serious yes. I am being trouble with Boss. I make dinner, fix things? yes? Fail dishes make things bad. I do not need Go potato, need lamb dishes. Perhaps get big promotion.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

I am not ChilledVodka. I am simply looking to have make lamb curry and vindaloo, both tasty. We eat and be friends tonight and job go well tomorrow!

 

[lilminx]

mph? miles per hour.

where are you in amer minx?

Go look at the thread you started to find out what MPH is. As for where I live, I'm in NY.

Start bashing it now.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

You help me cook meal! PLEASE!

 

[lilminx]

I used to live right near Little India in Queens. I don't eat lamb or goat, but I like the chicken and vegetarian Indian food.

I don't think you'd want to cook for the ugliest person on Lit though. You might throw up trying to eat while having to look at me.

 

[islandman]

Naah, NY is cool.

I hate new jersey.
So many desi slutts there.

NY much the same, but since its a larger population i can tolerate it more.

How many desis have u met?#

Do you like indian food?

I am going to NY soon.

I can cook a meal for you if you like?

I am insulted on so many levels right now, least of which being that he's coming here.

 

[bluespoke]

I am insulted on so many levels right now, least of which being that he's coming here.

Take the insults and get revenge - keep the little shit somewhere dark and dirty. We'd rather not have him back.

 

[islandman]

Take the insults and get revenge - keep the little shit somewhere dark and dirty. We'd rather not have him back.

You mean, sic Rosie O'Donnell on him? yeah, i can get into that.

 

[Guest]