HELP ME PLEASE (but don't talk about me!)

[Big Willie]

okay, i'm really kind of embarrased about this an dto be honest its a bit of a pisser. i have a problem with my penis. basically whenever i kiss a girl i get precum on the end of it and if i have a really heavy session with her i usually get a rather large stain on my trousers. i like to wear chino's and white/creamy kinds of trousers so its really obvious. When my girlfriend first saw it she got 1)really scared and 2)a fit of giggles when she found out what it was. I'm really worried about this, is there something wrong with me. ok i know that one but is there something wrong with my genital area.
Please no jokes it cuts me up as it is
Cheers
Big Willie

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

First of -- stop wearing chinos and creamy white trousers, especially if you're on a date. That seems like a fairly obvious suggestion.

A second suggestion also seems obvious -- thicker underwear.

I don't think there's anything wrong with your penis. so don't obsess about that.

 

[Expertise]

Happens to the best of us big wheel.

I will say that I have been with women who think its great.

 

[April]

If you're married, you shouldn't be dating and/or have a girlfriend!

 

[Gaucho]

If you're married, you shouldn't be dating and/or have a girlfriend!

I was wondering when someone would bring that up.

 

[April]

Well, it seemed an obvious if somewhat bitchy reply, so I went with it! LOL

 

[Bliss]

Unless your wife knows.

BTW, What difference would navy, green, red, or purple pants make? A crotch stain would seem obvious in any pants.

You could tuck him into a condom ahead of the date.

Or just assume that the lady is flattered her kisses turn you on...

 

[Gaucho]

Well, it seemed an obvious if somewhat bitchy reply, so I went with it! LOL

Now is that any way for a counselor to talk?

 

[April]

*raises eyebrow in an intimidating manner*

At certain times of the month, it IS! That is when I am most direct!

LOL

 

[Big Willie]

i'm married......yes but not in the true sense of the word. technically she is my fiancee, but we aren't getting married for a wee while, back to the discussion...
BW

 

[Gaucho]

*raises eyebrow in an intimidating manner*

At certain times of the month, it IS! That is when I am most direct!

LOL

*retreats sheepishly off into the corner* Oh.........never mind.

 

[April]

i'm married......yes but not in the true sense of the word. technically she is my fiancee, but we aren't getting married for a wee while, back to the discussion...
BW

So is this the same girl you referred to in your original post? If so, I apologize, and second the suggestion about wearing thicker underwear.


Gaucho, seriously, sometimes you have to say unpleasant things or ask tough questions to get to the heart of the matter. After that, you can begin to help. Was just funnin' ya earlier! Sort of. LOL

 

[Gaucho]

Gaucho, seriously, sometimes you have to say unpleasant things or ask tough questions to get to the heart of the matter. After that, you can begin to help. Was just funnin' ya earlier! Sort of. LOL

True, true. And as I posted earlier, I was waiting for someone to ask the question. But (and it's always a big but, isn't it?) that having been said, your question had nothing to do with the thread. Big Willie's problem is staining his trousers, not who he's staining them with. Your question was both nosy and judgemental.

Now, Big Willie, I'd love to help you with your problem but I'm going to go over into the corner here because April is about to hurt me real bad.....

Just funnin' with you, sort of

 

[April]

No, Gaucho, hon. I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm gonna turn off the computer, 'cause if hubby comes home, and I'm sitting in front of the computer, he's gonna give me that "you don't have a job and sit in front of the computer all day and why don't you clean the house at least" look, and I HATE that look! So, enough sparring with you. Even though it's been pretty much the only fun I've had all day! *sigh*

 

[Gaucho]

Oh, that look. Well, I can't help you with that one. Unless, of course, you want to come over and clean my house, too? Since you've got so much free time and all, that is...

Seriously, dittos on the fun part, kiddo. I'll catch you the next time you're on.

 

[Big Willie]

You two stop fighting, god i don't think anyones fought because of me before, what a wierd feeling!!

Yes this is the girl who has been mentioned in most of my posts. Her name is Hannah and i love her more than life itself. Now stop bitching and gimmee an idea different from thicker underwear. Tried it didn't like it it didn't work.
Seriously though thanx for the help it means a lot.
Peace
BW

 

[April]

Sorry, Big Willie. I don't get much fun lately, so I grab it when it shows up. (grab it and throttle it and wrestle it into submission) LOL

Anyway, I don't know what to tell you. Maybe the suggestion of putting a condom on before the date? Personally, I would go with really dark jeans or pants, but jeans are better for hiding stains. And maybe a handkerchief or toilet paper in the front to keep the wetness from going any further.

 

[Cheyenne]

handkerchief or toilet paper ?

Hey, try something more absorbant if you're really that worried about a cum stain. Try women's mini-pads/panty liners stuck inside your underwear! Might get a strange look from your girlfriend once she gets inside your shorts though.

 

[Flagg]

Wear talc in your underwear. That way, when the precum starts oozing it will instantly solidify and therefore not stain.

That idea has just come into my head and I therefore take no responsability for any damges due caused. Its 17:18 on a Friday and I am knackered.

Have a good weekend all.

 

[Hullo_nurse]

Hee hee hee hee hee

Sorry, I just couldn't resist!!

In answer to your question, the most logical answer in my mind would be to start using pantyliners. They do make unscented ones, so that you wouldn't have to worry about having a girlie smell about you. And if you wear traditional briefs you could tuck the pantyliner inbetween the pannels in the front - ya know, in the pouch part that you can pull Willie through to piss without pulling down your pants - as long as you had the absorbant side towards you. This would make it a little less obvious as she got her hand in your pants

Or you could put your Willie in a ziplock bag before you go out on a date. The bag would collect the precum and prevent your trousers from becumming stained. Also, if she likes the taste of your precum she would be able to gobble it all down from the bag after getting into your pants

Yummy!!!

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Hey Willie...

You sound depressed. Try Prozac. Not only will it aid your depression, it will seriously retard your ejaculation.