help me out on this

[Valdimer]

Does it mean something bad, when a cat looks at you, while trying to take a shit?

*Looks over at cat*

Am I good for motivation? Should I give the animal a beer and a high five after it's done?

Lmao

 

[Chuckus]

Give the cat a lil tuna after the duty is done and give him paw to hand high five.

You must be giving the cat inspiration. Go kittie, show that turd who is boss!!!!

LMAO

 

[PacificBlue]

TO MUCH INFORMATION!!!

 

[Chuckus]

TO MUCH INFORMATION!!!

LMFAO ROFLMFAO

 

[Valdimer]

Well shit! *bad joke*

What am I supposed to do! Its got this look in its eyes of " I'm taking a shit right now, and I'm gonna look at you while I do it."

I dont know about the rest of you, but that just makes me feel kinda uncomfortable, you know? Makes you think if the cat is gonna get me in the middle of the night or sumthin.....

 

[Chuckus]

Sounds like you have an evial cat your hands OR he is looking at you for inspiration. One of the two.........but you know it might be that the cat just happens to be looking in that direction.

LMAO

 

[PacificBlue]

hmmm...kinda of reminds me of my college days, some women are just so uninhibited in the bathroom and there are some things you SHOULD be modest about. Enough Said.

*shuddering*


Now back to the issue...I suggest leaving the room until the cat does his/her duty. She/He is trying to give you a hint.

 

[PacificBlue]

Chuckus -

Weren't you having a weekend of wild, kinky sex?

 

[Valdimer]

That could be too.

The cat is done now, and is taking a post dookie nap. Must have tuckered itself out. Poor thing, strainin and all.

LMAO

 

[Chuckus]

Chuckus -

Weren't you having a weekend of wild, kinky sex?

No ma'am I was not. It is just lil ole me this weekend. The other half is baby sitting kiddies all weekend and making mucho $$$$.
The wild sex will be going on all right but not until tomorrow night at least.

Wish I was..............well other than with Rosie and her sisters!!!

 

[Chuckus]

That could be too.

The cat is done now, and is taking a post dookie nap. Must have tuckered itself out. Poor thing, strainin and all.

LMAO

ROFLMFAO............just ROFLMFAO

 

[Valdimer]

Now the cat has gotten up, and left the room.

Hmmmmmmmm, maybe I should check the spot I'm gonna sleep tonight. Dont want any EARLY chrismas presents.

*Clears throat* Plastic gloves and a garbage bag, here I come!

 

[Chuckus]

damnit I didn't need that visual after eating a Klondike bar......ewwwwwwwwwww.

 

[*bratcat*]

jeeeeesh

 

[Valdimer]

*Takes superhero stance*

NOT WHILE VALDIMER IS IN THE ROOM!

Sacred my ass, (get it?) I'll even watch ya havin sex, if you'll let me,

 

[*bratcat*]

hmm..if you were to watch me...

 

[Chuckus]

Re: hmm..if you were to watch me...

that would make you a voyeur...and me...

an exhibitionist...*ooo...*

and since I am an equal opportunity pornographer I would be the guy who films it all and sells it!!!!!! LOL