Help me, I've been'Gored' by the bull----!

[Jay Leno]

For all you people who think Gore is a fucking genius and Bush is an idiot I just thought I might piss on your petunias. Did you know that Bush's exam results from university were higher than Gore's. Did you know that while Bush was earning an MBA at Harvard, Gore had to leave not one but two graduate schools due to poor marks!

 

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[R Nitelight]

So?

 

[Ambrosious]

I've heard the same thing from Neal Boortz, a pundit here in Atlanta.

 

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[Jay Leno]

The Spectator, London. Reporter: Philip Delves Broughton

 

[R Nitelight]

The only reason to read a British newspaper is for the titty pics.

[Edited by R Nitelight on 12-06-2000 at 09:22 AM]

 

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[Purple Haze]

Does it mention the courses Dubyah got high marks in?

I got A's in Phy Ed.

 

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[Purple Haze]

Phy Ed is gym class.

 

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