Help Me Decide.

[NOIRTRASH]

LIT is so boring I'm on the fence about abandoning the forumn. Push me one way or the other.

 

[LadyIris]

Why is it boring? What are you looking for?

 

[SusanJillParker]

LIT is so boring I'm on the fence about abandoning the forumn. Push me one way or the other.

You should go. Definitely, you've been here way too long. I hate to be the one to say this but you've overstayed your welcome. Sorry but no one likes you. No one. You're own down doesn't like you and routinely pees on your leg.

"Go! Go! Beat it! Scram! Hit the road. Leave! Just leave. You've started your last thread. You've started one too many threads."

The truth is that you're too intelligent for these forum boards. I don't want to mention names but most, not all who frequent here aren't very bright, don't have much of a sense of humor, and are incapable of deep thought.

Not me, of course. I'm very bright, have a very good sense of humor, and think deeply.

If I may offer a suggestion, have you ever tried...reading? Have you ever taken the time to open, read, and enjoy a book (lol)?

I suggest you take a break from the forum boards. In the meantime, return using a different user name. How about WhiteTrash or Johnson's Johnson? Perhaps, instead of allowing your penis to do all your thinking, if you gave your penis a voice, you'd enjoy yourself more. While you're reading, your penis could be writing.

For once, why not allow your penis do all the writing? I like that idea, Johnson's Johnson. Or. J. Johnson Johncock. What do you think?

This way, instead of being limited to what you write, whatever you write, you blame it on your cock writing those dirty, nasty words. It's not your fault. You're not the one to blame. It's your penis who wrote that.

"Blow me, you stupid bitch. Suck me. I need to vomit my cum in your mouth. The only good thing about you is that you do have nice tits," said J. Johnson Johncock.

"Sorry, my apologies. That wasn't me who wrote that. That was my cock writing that. Even though you do have nice tits, I'd never ask you to blow me, unless you really wanted to blow me," said NOIRTRASH. "Do you want to blow me?"

"Pervert," said Jim's mother while slapping him across the face.

'I'm glad she doesn't know that was my penis talking otherwise she'd knee me in the balls instead of slapping me across the face,' thought Jim.

"Sorry, Ma."

 

[NOIRTRASH]

You should go. Definitely, you've been here way too long. I hate to be the one to say this but you've overstayed your welcome. Sorry but no one likes you. No one. You're own down doesn't like you and routinely pees on your leg.

"Go! Go! Beat it! Scram! Hit the road. Leave! Just leave. You've started your last thread. You've started one too many threads."

The truth is that you're too intelligent for these forum boards. I don't want to mention names but most, not all who frequent here aren't very bright, don't have much of a sense of humor, and are incapable of deep thought.

Not me, of course. I'm very bright, have a very good sense of humor, and think deeply.

If I may offer a suggestion, have you ever tried...reading? Have you ever taken the time to open, read, and enjoy a book (lol)?

I suggest you take a break from the forum boards. In the meantime, return using a different user name. How about WhiteTrash or Johnson's Johnson? Perhaps, instead of allowing your penis to do all your thinking, if you gave your penis a voice, you'd enjoy yourself more. While you're reading, your penis could be writing.

For once, why not allow your penis do all the writing? I like that idea, Johnson's Johnson. Or. J. Johnson Johncock. What do you think?

This way, instead of being limited to what you write, whatever you write, you blame it on your cock writing those dirty, nasty words. It's not your fault. You're not the one to blame. It's your penis who wrote that.

"Blow me, you stupid bitch. Suck me. I need to vomit my cum in your mouth. The only good thing about you is that you do have nice tits," said J. Johnson Johncock.

"Sorry, my apologies. That wasn't me who wrote that. That was my cock writing that. Even though you do have nice tits, I'd never ask you to blow me, unless you really wanted to blow me," said NOIRTRASH. "Do you want to blow me?"

"Pervert," said Jim's mother while slapping him across the face.

'I'm glad she doesn't know that was my penis talking otherwise she'd knee me in the balls instead of slapping me across the face,' thought Jim.

"Sorry, Ma."

You made my point!

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Why is it boring? What are you looking for?

I've been at AH ten years. Ninety percent of posts whine about scores, comments, or delays in story posting.

To Freddie:
I have unused alts, a couple are to die for. I wanna use them for stories. But youre right, things wont change around here, because most are dilettantes with cosmetic knowledge and experience and little love of the art.

 

[oggbashan]

Take a break for a few months.

Do something else, preferably offline.

Then come back and see if you want to continue or leave.

 

[ChloeTzang]

LIT is so boring I'm on the fence about abandoning the forumn. Push me one way or the other.

I'd miss you.

But if its boring, there's plenty of other forums out there. Boring is bad. Take a break. You'll miss us all soon enough.

 

[NicoleZ]

The truth is that you're too intelligent for these forum boards. I don't want to mention names but most, not all who frequent here aren't very bright, don't have much of a sense of humor, and are incapable of deep thought.

I loved your post as it was both witty and profound but I'm not convinced that this particular statement is quite correct, Susan. I would say that JBJ is too old, experienced and educated as there are plenty of at least reasonably intelligent people here whereas those with the level of education and experience required to stimulate JBJ are few and far between.

If I speak only for myself, I am reasonably well educated and quite experienced, but both my education and experiences are so different from his that we only tangentially intersect. In other words, what interests and amuses us are too different on most occasions, something I'm quite convinced applies not only to myself.

Noir, do take a break but do not leave! I'm sure that amongst all the people who post here, there are several that could serve as wonderful templates for characters in the kind of stories you frequently say you want to write! Just for starters, how about Mayor Pillock and his sidekick Sheriff Lorne Starr?

 

[SusanJillParker]

Boring is the keyword.

Being that nearly all my posts are filled with imagination, humor, and sarcasm, I can't say that about most of those who post here.

We're all supposed to be writers and/or readers. Yet, most of the posts are nonsensical, unimaginative, not very amusing, and boring.

I understand why NOIRTRASH wants to leave. I don't blame him. Many of his threads go unread. He continually goes unchallenged and not stimulated.

His reason for wanting to leave is the same reason why I have less than 2,000 posts in 6 years. What for? Why waste my time and talent posting when few will read it, fewer will understand it, and less will appreciate it? I'm better off beating my head against a wall.

"Ow! That hurt. The next time I beat my head against a wall I need to wear Brady's football helmet."

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I loved your post as it was both witty and profound but I'm not convinced that this particular statement is quite correct, Susan. I would say that JBJ is too old, experienced and educated as there are plenty of at least reasonably intelligent people here whereas those with the level of education and experience required to stimulate JBJ are few and far between.

If I speak only for myself, I am reasonably well educated and quite experienced, but both my education and experiences are so different from his that we only tangentially intersect. In other words, what interests and amuses us are too different on most occasions, something I'm quite convinced applies not only to myself.

Noir, do take a break but do not leave! I'm sure that amongst all the people who post here, there are several that could serve as wonderful templates for characters in the kind of stories you frequently say you want to write! Just for starters, how about Mayor Pillock and his sidekick Sheriff Lorne Starr?

Although I have a wall filled with diplomas and such they never impressed me and don't impress me. Performance impresses me. Indolence, ignorance, and timidity are the chief problems here and everywhere. Few come here to improve, they come here for affirmative ass kisses. My life, to date, was filled with hard hearted drill sergeants who accepted nothing less than competent performance. Performance talks, bull shit walks. Lotsa bullshit here.

 

[oggbashan]

Part of your problem is that you start too many threads across the forums.

If you eased off, and perhaps participated more in other threads instead of making your own?

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Part of your problem is that you start too many threads across the forums.

If you eased off, and perhaps participated more in other threads instead of making your own?

As I said, most threads deal with comments, scores, and delays in story posts. I well recall how Jenny Jackson screamed over such endless whining. I'm over it, too. Follow Laurels rules and grow some tough hide. The minute anyone posts a thread that isn't same-o, same-o whining I'll be on it.

 

[49greg]

I'm with Ogg. Take a break. you may decide to never come back.

I don't make any real contribution, but enjoy reading good threads. I think the tone has gradually changed, it doesn't seem as fun as it used to be.

Edited later: If you do drop out for a while or forever, I'll be one of many who will miss your posts. Agree or disagree, for me they're enjoyable reads. Sometimes even thought provoking.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I'm with Ogg. Take a break. you may decide to never come back.

I don't make any real contribution, but enjoy reading good threads. I think the tone has gradually changed, it doesn't seem as fun as it used to be.

Edited later: If you do drop out for a while or forever, I'll be one of many who will miss your posts. Agree or disagree, for me they're enjoyable reads. Sometimes even thought provoking.

I've been on break for 10 years waiting for an oxygen breather or two to come along who don't require 24/7 handholding. When I go its forever. My wife warns people, HE DONT DO 2ND CHANCES. What I want wont ever happen here.

 

[sr71plt]

When I go its forever.

Bullshit. I can remember at least five earlier "I just might do the dying swan song" threads from you. You do it for the attention. Again and again and again.

You also continue to constantly badmouth the folks and stories on Literotica, as is the whole point of this thread, so, yes, you should go. You're dragging the forum down. But you won't go, will you? And you never intended to. All you want is the attention.

 

[CarlusMagnus]

I've been at AH ten years. Ninety percent of posts whine about scores, comments, or delays in story posting.

To Freddie:
I have unused alts, a couple are to die for. I wanna use them for stories. But youre right, things wont change around here, because most are dilettantes with cosmetic knowledge and experience and little love of the art.

Art?

Art??

Who are you kidding?

Art??? ROTFLMAO!

 

[NicoleZ]

You're dragging the forum down.

He does not have the talent. No matter how hard he tries, he will never be able to drag it down to your exalted level.

All you want is the attention.

There are a couple of psychological processes known as transference and projection of which your statement is a perfect illustration. It means that we ascribe our own motivations to others.

And before you ascribe it to me, YOU started it with your snide and uncalled for remarks on the support thread.

 

[sr71plt]

He does not have the talent. No matter how hard he tries, he will never be able to drag it down to your exalted level.




There are a couple of psychological processes known as transference and projection of which your statement is a perfect illustration. It means that we ascribe our own motivations to others.

And before you ascribe it to me, YOU started it with your snide and uncalled for remarks on the support thread.

Well, point of fact, Nicole, you started it by calling a commenter on a Winter Holiday contest piece a nasty name because they gave you a three and gave a reasonable reason for doing so. And then, in a snit, you pulled your entry out of the contest. Then you went after me--and went after me and went after me--for daring to post that giving you a three and explaining the reason wasn't justification for the name you called him. And here again, you launch into pretentious overspeak. You might think about growing up.

 

[NicoleZ]

Well, point of fact, Nicole, you started it by calling a commenter on a Winter Holiday contest piece a nasty name because they gave you a three and gave a reasonable reason for doing so. And then, in a snit, you pulled your entry out of the contest. Then you went after me--and went after me and went after me--for daring to post that giving you a three and explaining the reason wasn't justification for the name you called him. And here again, you launch into pretentious overspeak. You might think about growing up.

Hahahaha!!! Dear Mr Pot, the way in which you harp on about that old Halloween Contest makes it perfectly clear that you were the person involved and that you lack the courage of your convictions to post comments under your own name, you pitiful excuse for a man.

Oh, by the way! I recently read an enjoyable GM story which showcases something you lamentably lack - imagination and creativity. Isn't it funny that writers with only a few stories under their belts turn out stories vastly superior to those of an "author" with over 900 entries?

 

[NOIRTRASH]

10 years of PILETTE and RAT BASTARD. Whats there to decide! Tootles.

 

[ElectricBlue]

Well, I was going to jump in and say Noir, if you do decide to go, I for one will be able to drink a coffee straight through without spitting it everywhere.

But then pilot came along and marked the lamp post just because he had to, and even that's no fun any more.

So mate, if you do fuck off, fuck off like Clint Eastwood did, no turning back.

 

[SamScribble]

Nah. Take a week off. Go and play in your garden. And then come back again. You - pretty much single-handedly - got me interested in the structures and mechanics of noir. Thank you.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

See you tomorrow NOIRTRASH!

 

[rjordan]

Nah. Take a week off. Go and play in your garden. And then come back again. You - pretty much single-handedly - got me interested in the structures and mechanics of noir. Thank you.

Add me to that list. I've read some L.A. noir over the years, I was born in sight of the iconic City Hall made famous by the Dragnet opener, but I never paid any attention to it as a genre. Not sure I could ever write noir, but I read it very differently now.

rj

 

[JackLuis]

I'd love to help you out Jimmy.

Which way did you come in?