Help me Change My Girlfriend's Mind

[Pureotica]

I got the old one out, just fine, but...

 

[gunhilltrain]

I got the old one out, just fine, but...

Maybe you want to give us a bit more detail? We're big kids, we can deal with it.

 

[ElectricBlue]

Maybe you want to give us a bit more detail? We're big kids, we can deal with it.

Gunhill, I think you missed the punchline - it's in the first post...

 

[Pureotica]

Sorry. I like paraprosdokian humor. I came up with this and had to see if it lands. A clickbait chat title is the perfect set-up for these. They don't work in almost any other format.

 

[Duleigh]

I suggest a crowbar and a soldering iron. You're going to have to find your own schematic

 

[Rob_Royale]

You're going to have to find your own schematic

Nope. Docs don't use them. I watched my wife's tubal ligation. No drawings, schematics, job guides or tech manuals. No color coding or labeling. I've no idea how he found anything in there, it was all the same color. Pretty sketchy work.

 

[stickygirl]

Sprinkle in some ribbons and glitter and watch it change itself

 

[onehitwanda]

 

[AlinaX]

My gf got an SSD and you should see her boot...

 

[onehitwanda]

My gf got an SSD and you should see her boot...

Boo! Hiss!

 

[AlinaX]

Boo! Hiss!

?

 

[AlinaX]

I guess I should stop talking about computers as if they're my girlfriends.

 

[onehitwanda]

?

I was being silly, ignore me

 

[SimonDoom]

Just pull the new one out of the jar labeled "Abby Normal."

 

[ColinPiper]

Still miss you baby, but my aim's gettin' better...

 

[gunhilltrain]

Gunhill, I think you missed the punchline - it's in the first post...

I know I didn't get it, that's why I asked him. I still don't get it. I know, if you have to explain it, it isn't funny anymore.

 

[AlinaX]

Maybe we can change your mind about that.
ETA: Anyone got a screwdriver?

 

[MrPixel]

Gun, I would guess you're not a fan of Steven Wright's comedy.

 

[gunhilltrain]

Gun, I would guess you're not a fan of Steven Wright's comedy.

I love Steven Wright. From post #15, it seems to have something to do with him coming on the wrong part of her by accident.

 

[djrip]

I love Steven Wright. From post #15, it seems to have something to do with him coming on the wrong part of her by accident.

"It was the rooster. Wetlander humor is strange. I think it was something about the rooster."

 

[SimonDoom]

I love Steven Wright. From post #15, it seems to have something to do with him coming on the wrong part of her by accident.

Changing a woman's mind is like changing a tire. Make sure you have a spare and the right tools on hand.

 

[gunhilltrain]

Changing a woman's mind is like changing a tire. Make sure you have a spare and the right tools on hand.

I suspect, but can't prove, that women think the same way about us. Basing this on my own 68 years of experience.

 

[stickygirl]

Changing a woman's mind is like changing a tyre. Make sure you have a spare and the right tools on hand.

There's usually a complete tool at hand

 

[onehitwanda]

There's usually a complete tool at hand

 

[SimonDoom]

There's usually a complete tool at hand