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Violette
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You're kidding, right?
Oops, then again, you might not be kidding. First times can be a true bitch, especially if you're learning this stuff on your own! So here's the long and short of it. When you're alone and comfortable, place your hand on your pubis (between your legs, where your pubic hair is) and tighten your buttocks. You shoud feel a slight sensation under your hand, like you have to go to the bathroom and are trying to hold it back. Now, relax your buttocks and open your legs. Let your hand slide down....you should feel your clit under your palm, and...there! By now, your middle finger should be right at your outer opening. Just to be sure, bend your finger upward. You should feel a piece of muscle with a lot of ridges. That will be the top of your vagina, and THAT should be the hole to aim for!
Then again, you could just sit in front of a mirror and see for yourself! Good hunting!
Oops, then again, you might not be kidding. First times can be a true bitch, especially if you're learning this stuff on your own! So here's the long and short of it. When you're alone and comfortable, place your hand on your pubis (between your legs, where your pubic hair is) and tighten your buttocks. You shoud feel a slight sensation under your hand, like you have to go to the bathroom and are trying to hold it back. Now, relax your buttocks and open your legs. Let your hand slide down....you should feel your clit under your palm, and...there! By now, your middle finger should be right at your outer opening. Just to be sure, bend your finger upward. You should feel a piece of muscle with a lot of ridges. That will be the top of your vagina, and THAT should be the hole to aim for!
Then again, you could just sit in front of a mirror and see for yourself! Good hunting!
Little Boy Lost
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Why limit yourself?
It feels good wherever you touch yourself.
It feels good wherever you touch yourself.
Not being female, I'm no experto on the subject but I would think that if you follow the directions given by Violette, you should be on the right path. Just one word of warning, when you switch holes, be careful about licking your fingers darlin' Also, it's not healthy to switch from your anus to your sweet love nest without at least cleaning it off. My s.o. used to love my finger in her anus just before she came. it sent her flying. Try it
Tim1
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which hole??
Naaaaa, I don't buy that one. You can tell which hole feels good and which one needs a little work to make it feel good...
Even though I'm not a girl even I know that more times than not you stumble onto what feels good. then you just keep doin it.
Just in case....its the hole on front.....
Naaaaa, I don't buy that one. You can tell which hole feels good and which one needs a little work to make it feel good...
Even though I'm not a girl even I know that more times than not you stumble onto what feels good. then you just keep doin it. Just in case....its the hole on front.....
poohlive
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No, no no. You guys are going about this all wrong. You can't tell this person just exactly how to do it, you need to let her experiment.
Why don't we start with the holes on the top and work our way down. Ok?
First we've got the ears, a sensational little hole. Finger that for about an hour and you'll have... one helluva an ear ache. Also some weird green wax on your finger, now don't lick that darlin. It's a horrible taste.
Next we've got the nose. A perfect little hole for digging and plunging. Make sure you use your smaller fingers though, as the membrane is very weak. Try some double penetration? Perhaps one finger in each nostril...
If that doesn't give you multiple's nothing will.
Then we've got the mouth. I'd suggest you clean off your fingers at this point, there's bound to be tons of green things. Try fisting... oh yeah, fisting your mouth, and then put a bunch of vaseline in there (lube...) and stick a cucumber in your mouth. A pickle will work as well, either way you get to masterbate and have a snack at the same time. It works on so many levels.
Well, there's only two holes left. And those have always been a mystery to me. I've tried hard enough just to get inside the regular one, I would hate to think what kind of advice I'd give you for the other one.
Perhaps the cucumber again, leave some left. How about a banana? Just stick as many things inside as possible, once it starts to feel good, stop, once it starts to bleed call a doctor.
Oh, yes, and don't forget to use protection. Wear gloves for goodness sake, you never know how prickly a cucumber can be.
You might try going to a porn shop, and asking some of the guys there. One thing about a porn shop, everyone is always friendly. They'll show you lubes, dildo's, rings, love seats, a few bdsm things. Incense, candles, things you haven't even thought of yet.
So, just a rule of thumb,
Stick it in until it hurts, then pull back just a little bit, and let the fun times begin!
Why don't we start with the holes on the top and work our way down. Ok?
First we've got the ears, a sensational little hole. Finger that for about an hour and you'll have... one helluva an ear ache. Also some weird green wax on your finger, now don't lick that darlin. It's a horrible taste.
Next we've got the nose. A perfect little hole for digging and plunging. Make sure you use your smaller fingers though, as the membrane is very weak. Try some double penetration? Perhaps one finger in each nostril...
If that doesn't give you multiple's nothing will.
Then we've got the mouth. I'd suggest you clean off your fingers at this point, there's bound to be tons of green things. Try fisting... oh yeah, fisting your mouth, and then put a bunch of vaseline in there (lube...) and stick a cucumber in your mouth. A pickle will work as well, either way you get to masterbate and have a snack at the same time. It works on so many levels.
Well, there's only two holes left. And those have always been a mystery to me. I've tried hard enough just to get inside the regular one, I would hate to think what kind of advice I'd give you for the other one.
Perhaps the cucumber again, leave some left. How about a banana? Just stick as many things inside as possible, once it starts to feel good, stop, once it starts to bleed call a doctor.
Oh, yes, and don't forget to use protection. Wear gloves for goodness sake, you never know how prickly a cucumber can be.
You might try going to a porn shop, and asking some of the guys there. One thing about a porn shop, everyone is always friendly. They'll show you lubes, dildo's, rings, love seats, a few bdsm things. Incense, candles, things you haven't even thought of yet.
So, just a rule of thumb,
Stick it in until it hurts, then pull back just a little bit, and let the fun times begin!
SweetBrat73
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ROTFLMAO!!! OK that's just too much.
PowerOfOne
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Which hole? No way am I going to fall for this one. ROFL!! Which hole? ROFL!! Try them all till you find one you like. ROFL! Which hole????
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