Help! I am computer illiterate.

[p_p_man]

I have this big oblong thing in front of me covered in small square shapes with letter, numbers, punctuation and strange words written on them.

What do I do with it?

 

[modest mouse]

Punch it repeatedly. Before it attacks you. Act quickly!

 

[horny_giraffe]

The oblong thing is the computer's eyes. It's watching you, right now.

 

[Bob Peale]

I have this big oblong thing in front of me covered in small square shapes with letter, numbers, punctuation and strange words written on them.

What do I do with it?

What is this, a holiday? All these nice slow pitches

 

[fgarvb1]

hell man that's new style waffle iron. it's already pluged in!

pour batter on it and go get some syrup. it will be ready when you get back!

 

[p_p_man]

So it's not a...

...ouija board then?

 

[lilminx]

Wow- and I thought I was computer illiterate. Thanks PP man, I feel so much better now.

 

[Duckman PD]

I have this big oblong thing in front of me covered in small square shapes with letter, numbers, punctuation and strange words written on them.

What do I do with it?

Help I am peepee man and I don't have an original thought in my head.

What do I do with it?

 

[Cornfed]

Re: Re: Help! I am computer illiterate.

Help I am peepee man and I don't have an original thought in my head.

What do I do with it?

That is indeed a dire situation; I recommend a generous application of Vaseline to get your head out of your ass so ideas can get into your head.

 

[horny_giraffe]

Yeah ... and your ridicule is so original, Duckman? Give the guy a break for making a silly joke. Geez. I bet you slap the neighbor's kid when he tells you a knock knock joke.

 

[Angel]

Duckman is a joke, silly.

Duckman and Cornfed are a team. Good Cop Bad Cop kinda thing.

 

[horny_giraffe]

uhm. okay ...

 

[p_p_man]

Duckman is a joke, silly.

Duckman and Cornfed are a team. Good Cop Bad Cop kinda thing.

Other member of the team:

Long Tall Guy

A sometimes, maybe cop.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Yeah ... and your ridicule is so original, Duckman? Give the guy a break for making a silly joke. Geez. I bet you slap the neighbor's kid when he tells you a knock knock joke.

Yeah and PPMan's ridicule of other threads is original?

That was my point HG!

Not only does he ridicule others - he does it in an exceedingly boring manner.

 

[lilminx]

I thought it was pretty rude of him to mock me AND freakygurl because we both posted threads for computer help. I have no clue how my comp works, and needless to say, I still can't download the things I want to. it's frustrating, and I really don't need someone making fun of me to boot...

 

[horny_giraffe]

hmmm ... I feel like I stepped in something--I mean, between something ... I mean ... <turns and runs>

 

[p_p_man]

I thought it was pretty rude of him to mock me AND freakygurl because we both posted threads for computer help. I have no clue how my comp works, and needless to say, I still can't download the things I want to. it's frustrating, and I really don't need someone making fun of me to boot...

God. Rude? That wasn't rude. That was a bit of mild joshing...

It's better to leave it to Shy Tall Guy (aka Duckman PD) to monitor the board.

He/She loves to check out threads to make sure we're all being nice to each other and talking about safe, non-controversial subjects.

Well anyway...

Sorry I upset you lilminx.

 

[lilminx]

I accept your (not so heart-felt) apology.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

God. Rude? That wasn't rude. That was a bit of mild joshing...

It's better to leave it to Shy Tall Guy (aka Duckman PD) to monitor the board.

He/She loves to check out threads to make sure we're all being nice to each other and talking about safe, non-controversial subjects.

Yeah right - whatever you say.

I tell you what - you leave that to me, and I will leave the boring, rude and painfully obvious stuff to you.

I like controversial topics, but your attempts at stirring the shit are not well thought out or controversial, just boring - which is why I usually pass them by; I didn't come here to be bored.