Help! Help! My roleplay stories are missing!

[shereads]

The disabled search function has crippled a sudden creative impulse. Without access to my old roleplay threads, I can't steal from them to create the first Literotica story ever to score a 6.

Aaaeeeiii.

I know manu is working on it. But I'm an American of the baby boomer generation and I want what I want when I want it. We were the first generation to stand in front of a microwave oven hissing, "Hurry, dammit. Do you think I have all day?"

 

[Guest]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The McDonaldization of Society by George Ritzer.
A contemporary theory of social change...


damn you sher... damn you to hell.

 

[carsonshepherd]

They're not missing, they're just hiding. Go drink some vodka.

 

[Guest]

They're not missing, they're just hiding. Go drink some vodka.

i think mint juleps are more her style.

 

[shereads]

i think mint juleps are more her style.

You're both wrong. Drinking makes me toss my cookies.

My drinks, when I indulge, are champagne, which I hoover up like CocaCola and therefore try to avoid; and Bailey's with cream. Neither of which I keep around the house. Drinking alone turns women in my family into Crazy Aunt Nell, who used to chase children out of her yard with her walking stick.

 

[Guest]

so, when i drag lucky there to visit with you we should bring several magnums of moet chandon?
i would love to see you drunk off your gourd. just imagine the prothetic things you would say!

 

[cantdog]

You're both wrong. Drinking makes me toss my cookies.

I read this as "toss my clothes" the first time. I was transported into another and more blissful world.

Then I saw it said 'cookies.'

Damn.

I'm back, dear shereads. Belize has seen my contrails in the sky as I depart.

How was the week?

 

[tolyk]

The search function is back and operational.

Good luck on your six star story Shereads.


Edit: Well, it WAS there when I posted this... *boggle*

 

[shereads]

so, when i drag lucky there to visit with you we should bring several magnums of moet chandon?
i would love to see you drunk off your gourd. just imagine the prothetic things you would say!

I'm not that different, drunk. I just fall down more. Now, for serious side-clutching giggles, we could...No, I think that's illegal now.

 

[Guest]

I'm not that different, drunk. I just fall down more. Now, for serious side-clutching giggles, we could...No, I think that's illegal now.

falling down would only make me laugh. its strange...but other people falling to hurting themselves...just a bit, always makes me laugh ...nervous reflux? *grin*
dont tease me sher...itll make me pull my hair out by the dark roots.

 

[shereads]

The search function is back and operational.

Good luck on your six star story Shereads.


Edit: Well, it WAS there when I posted this... *boggle*

Hooray!

I had a half-great roleplay going with a partner who vanished from Lit just as we were about to play-consummate the months of play-teasing. When I say it was half-great, I mean my half. His half was okay until he left without a word. Now he just drags the story down. I shall reinvent the male role and consummate myself! That'll show him.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

. . . i would love to see you drunk off your gourd. just imagine the prothetic things . . .

I feel certain that was a typo, but did you mean to write prophetic or prosthetic?

As Princess Leia has said, "Instant gratification takes too long!"

 

[shereads]

falling down would only make me laugh. its strange...but other people falling to hurting themselves...just a bit, always makes me laugh ...nervous reflux? *grin*
dont tease me sher...itll make me pull my hair out by the dark roots.

"When you see an old person fall down, it's hard not to laugh. Until you think about the ants he might have crushed when he fell. It's not so funny anymore, is it."

~ Deep Thoughts from Jack Handy

 

[cantdog]

Well!

It does seem as though the week I was gone was mostly filled with malarkey. Good for you!

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Well!

It does seem as though the week I was gone was mostly filled with malarkey. Good for you!

Malarkey doesn't have nearly as many carbs as the usual baloney filling.

 

[Remec]

i think mint juleps are more her style.

Actually, if memory serves me, shereads is fond of some sort of odd coffee concoctions brought over from Cuba...nonalcoholic, I think, just high in caffeine and calories...<g>

 

[shereads]

Wayback Is Back.

Welcome back CDog. Do you like the new, non-stop dancing banana? (He's just over there to your right when you're typing. You can't miss him. No matter what.)

How was Belize? Did their bananas dance 24/7 like ours?

I read this as "toss my clothes" the first time. I was transported into another and more blissful world.

Then I saw it said 'cookies.'

Damn.

I'm back, dear shereads. Belize has seen my contrails in the sky as I depart.

How was the week?

 

[shereads]

Actually, if memory serves me, shereads is fond of some sort of odd coffee concoctions brought over from Cuba...nonalcoholic, I think, just high in caffeine and calories...<g>

Ah, yes. Cafe con leche. Like espresso infused with sugar and milk. If you need to pave your driveway one morning, I recommend it. But not after noon if you want to sleep that night.