Help a newbie out of his shell

[Risings]

So I've started reading the forum I think a week or two ago and I'm still feeling shy about breaking the ice. Kinda like with sex...Once I'm there I'm a dominant animal, but until then, I'm the little shy thing that wants to play but that you gotta be forward with.

 

[Spinaroonie]

First post.

 

[Blindinthedark]

Welcome and keep your head low.
Lots of shit is going on right now and should clear itself up in a week or so. Kinda like a zit.
Have fun and hang on, it's gonna be a bumpy ride

 

[Risings]

spinaroonie--Obviously I did!
Blind--um, is it really? How can I tell? Thought this forum was too big for a small problem to take over the board...ok, nvm

 

[acitore_vuli]

Here ya go.

Hope it helps.

 

[Ginny]

welcome to Lit.....enjoy yourself........

 

[InnocentAngel81]

welcome to the board we dont all bite

 

[SpiceCake]

So I've started reading the forum I think a week or two ago and I'm still feeling shy about breaking the ice. Kinda like with sex...Once I'm there I'm a dominant animal, but until then, I'm the little shy thing that wants to play but that you gotta be forward with.

Alright! Take those clothes off and stand right there while I break you in! *drops to her knees*

*Looks up* Well, isn't that just yummy in my tummy!

Now get your ass out there and start posting! *pats him on the butt on his way out the door*

 

[Guest]

 

[LacyLady]

Welcome to Lit....

 

[His_kitty]

A warm welcome to the boards

 

[marksgirl]

Howdy from Texas.

 

[sabbathstorm]

Have fun and don't take things too seriously here

 

[Nora]

Welcome. I *loved* your Halachic software joke, btw. I'm assuming that's the same program that decreed that pork is Kosher when in Chinese Food form?

 

[MNGuy]

Re: Re: Help a newbie out of his shell

Alright! Take those clothes off and stand right there while I break you in! *drops to her knees*

*Looks up* Well, isn't that just yummy in my tummy!

Now get your ass out there and start posting! *pats him on the butt on his way out the door*

Hey, where was my welcome when I started posting?

 

[SkyBluAngelEyes]

Welcome to the boards.

Keep on posting...
Don't take things or yourself too seriously
Have fun!

 

[Vay]

Re: Re: Re: Help a newbie out of his shell

Hey, where was my welcome when I started posting?

Did you request it?

I didn't get one either, but that's ok. I'm not bitter....not bitter at all......

 

[Harbinger]

Welcome to Lit. And don't throw that shell in the trash just yet. A little armor can come in handy around here.

 

[QuickDuck]

wow, you even got a welcome from hanns in his own annoying style

welcome to the funny farm

 

[Harbinger]

You mean, "This person is on your Ignore List. To view this post click [here]"?

He says that to everybody.

 

[SkyBluAngelEyes]

You mean, "This person is on your Ignore List. To view this post click [here]"?

He says that to everybody.

 

[Risings]

Re: Re: Help a newbie out of his shell

Alright! Take those clothes off and stand right there while I break you in! *drops to her knees*

*Looks up* Well, isn't that just yummy in my tummy!

Now get your ass out there and start posting! *pats him on the butt on his way out the door*

See, that's more like it. I think that melted the ice more than break it. I should quit whining and post real stuff already. Perhaps I'll even give you an idea of what I'm like when I'm not shy.

And thanks Nora...it's one of my fav's too...I'll have to find that Jewish humor book somewhere.

 

[SpiceCake]

Re: Re: Re: Help a newbie out of his shell

See, that's more like it. I think that melted the ice more than break it. I should quit whining and post real stuff already. Perhaps I'll even give you an idea of what I'm like when I'm not shy.

And thanks Nora...it's one of my fav's too...I'll have to find that Jewish humor book somewhere.

I'll look forward to you getting over being shy! Scoot - go post!

 

[morninggirl5]

Hi, and welcome to lit.

Here's my standard, WTL information. Use what you can, feel free to ignore the rest.

After 30 posts, you lose that virgin tag.
After 100 posts, you can have an avatar of your own. There are at least 50 threads if you need help finding one.
After 1000 posts, you can create your own title.


This thread has some information you should read http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=50634 The first post is frequently updated so you’ll know the latest info.

Also, please look at the following thread about one of the more prolific imposters here http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=97398

This thread has a few things that can help us ALL enjoy lit more.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=30992

Sometime within your first day here, you’ll see a post about Magic. Magic is the unofficial Lit pubic hair remover. Thanks to our very own Cheyenne, we have thrown razors away. Here’s a couple of links to useful threads.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=73698

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=95457


Lit Annon meetings are on Thursdays at 9 pm. If you ever feel the need to attend, please report back to us and let us know what happens there. There are some of us curious about the proceedings but we haven't been able to stop posting long enough to attend.

 

[Sex & Diamonds]

Welcome to Lit


Most everyone around here is an addict, so say goodbye to your real life, if you have one.