Hellooooooooo Ladies!!!!! Penis ride anyone?????

[IhateClowns]

Howdy ladies. I am a healthy, vibrant, yet shy male who is looking for any ladies wanting to ride on my penis. I am so wet and ready for you. I am wet because I spit all over myself. I like natural lube.

So the essentials to get you in the mood:

I am 6'5
My penis is 2.5 inches both hard and soft. Women like consistency.
I am horny.

Oh and I am a pisces, which means I like walks on the beach and puppy dogs.

So which one of you vagina wearers is ready for some male on female scissoring?????

 

[IhateClowns]

Well it has been 10 minutes and I haven't had one pussy disc thrown this way. I guess I am going to have to take this rubber off before it just starts to dry up and I have to peel it off like burnt skin.

 

[yossi]

I'm an 18 year old, virgin who loves wearing pigtails and being called a slut. (I'm totally not a man pretending to be a woman.) 2.5 inches might be a little big since my pussy disc is so small and tight, though.

 

[IhateClowns]

I'm an 18 year old, virgin who loves wearing pigtails and being called a slut. (I'm totally not a man pretending to be a woman.) 2.5 inches might be a little big since my pussy disc is so small and tight, though.

That sounds sorta hot. I am not really into virgins with daddy issues, but right now I am so horny that I just tried turning my flashlight into a fleshlight. Now I have silly putty and crisco all over my cargo pants. So maybe a nice tight 18 year old sorta female might do the trick. I am heading to Arby's to get one of their King Hawaiian Bun Roast beef Sandwich, why don't you meet me there and blow me while I enjoy its goodness.

 

[yossi]

That sounds sorta hot. I am not really into virgins with daddy issues, but right now I am so horny that I just tried turning my flashlight into a fleshlight. Now I have silly putty and crisco all over my cargo pants. So maybe a nice tight 18 year old sorta female might do the trick. I am heading to Arby's to get one of their King Hawaiian Bun Roast beef Sandwich, why don't you meet me there and blow me while I enjoy its goodness.

Do you promise to drip the beef juice on my head?? That would just make my night!

 

[IhateClowns]

Do you promise to drip the beef juice on my head?? That would just make my night!

Beef Juice?????? Do you mean Beatle Juice? Do you have a lisp?

 

[yossi]

Beef Juice?????? Do you mean Beatle Juice? Do you have a lisp?

Would any kind of lisp possibly make beatle sound like beef?

 

[IhateClowns]

Would any kind of lisp possibly make beatle sound like beef?

Absolutely. If you have a French Lisp. Are you French?

 

[yossi]

Absolutely. If you have a French Lisp. Are you French?

I could potentially be French...sure.

 

[IhateClowns]

I could potentially be French...sure.

Oooh la la. Wee wee poo poo

 

[IhateClowns]

I am gld they are taking this one seriously and not moving it to the PG. So ladies I am on my way to Sonic to get a hot fudge sundae. Speaking of hot fudge sundaes which one of you want to meet me in the parking lot so I can fuck you in the ass.

 

[Takethistoheart18]

I am gld they are taking this one seriously and not moving it to the PG. So ladies I am on my way to Sonic to get a hot fudge sundae. Speaking of hot fudge sundaes which one of you want to meet me in the parking lot so I can fuck you in the ass.

I see you're eating out two days in a row... How was the King Hawaiian sandwich, by the way? Been meaning to try those

Also, feel free to fuck my ass.

 

[Aphro]

I am gld they are taking this one seriously and not moving it to the PG. So ladies I am on my way to Sonic to get a hot fudge sundae. Speaking of hot fudge sundaes which one of you want to meet me in the parking lot so I can fuck you in the ass.

Sure. For my first time I am thinking a two and a half inch penis would be a good place to start. No hot fudge sundae for me though...I prefer caramel. Go through the drive through without a car...that's always fun.

 

[IhateClowns]

Sure. For my first time I am thinking a two and a half inch penis would be a good place to start. No hot fudge sundae for me though...I prefer caramel. Go through the drive through without a car...that's always fun.

What hole does caramel come out of???? Might need to see a dr for that.

 

[IhateClowns]

Hello sexy lit ladies who like to meet up with complete strangers for no consequential sexual activities. I know your coochies are as clean as an Ihop breakfast table so lets fuck!!!

Whaddaya say????

 

[IhateClowns]

So I just met up with 3 of your horny womens back to back to front and now I am spent. What woman who is driving through OKC on the NW side of town at this very moment wants to give me a massage?

 

[Aphro]

Well, hot stone massages are the new trend. I don't know how to do those, so, instead how 'bout I just chuck some rocks at you and see if you like it?

 

[IhateClowns]

Well, hot stone massages are the new trend. I don't know how to do those, so, instead how 'bout I just chuck some rocks at you and see if you like it?

That doesn't sound relaxing and pleasant. I would have to pop a Viagra to make sure I stayed as hard as the stones.

 

[Aphro]

Oh, well, you did not say it had to be relaxing and pleasant...

What part of you needs massaging, again?

 

[IhateClowns]

Oh, well, you did not say it had to be relaxing and pleasant...

What part of you needs massaging, again?

My loins. I don't need ou touching my shoulders and back. Just hop on and get off. Simple. That's what everyone else has been doing.

 

[Aphro]

My loins. I don't need ou touching my shoulders and back. Just hop on and get off. Simple. That's what everyone else has been doing.

So this is going to be one of those hands free massages, then?