Hello :)

[BeardofIndie]

Hi, I'm new here.

How is everyone and their beards today?

 

[Mischka]

Procrastinating. And beardless. Although I've been considering getting a merkin. You know, for parties.

 

[IndieSnob]

OK, I swear that isn't me.

Islandman?

 

[islandman]

Quite sure I don't wear a merkin.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

*snerk* I want to shave off my Ogre Husband's beard, so that I can paste a merkin on his chin. (I want to know what that looks like.)

 

[BeardofIndie]

*snerk* I want to shave off my Ogre Husband's beard, so that I can paste a merkin on his chin. (I want to know what that looks like.)

Beards are to be treasured and not trifled with. Consider this your only warning.

 

[Mischka]

Quite sure I don't wear a merkin.

I want a cobalt blue one, to match my wig. The whole drapes matching the carpet thing.

 

[lytd19]

I'm clean shaven myself, but that's because any attempts to grow facial hair by me are an atrocity. I go a week without shaving and I look like I should be in Chris Hansen's living room.

 

[islandman]

I want a cobalt blue one, to match my wig. The whole drapes matching the carpet thing.

You could have the measles and I'm pretty sure I'd tongue you till it rubbed down to a little nubbin.

 

[IndieSnob]

OK, this is freaking me out a little bit.

And no, I'm not talking about the merkins and that stuff.

 

[islandman]

OK, this is freaking me out a little bit.

And no, I'm not talking about the merkins and that stuff.

Does it have a twitter account yet?

 

[thør]

OK, this is freaking me out a little bit.

And no, I'm not talking about the merkins and that stuff.

Are you sure your beard hasn't picked up an android phone and account?

 

[blackleggings]

If I ever choose to grow a beard, I know where to go for beard growing tips.

 

[Mischka]

OK, this is freaking me out a little bit.

And no, I'm not talking about the merkins and that stuff.

You could shave your beard, turn it into a merkin, and solve the problem!

 

[BeardofIndie]

You could shave your beard, turn it into a merkin, and solve the problem!

Only if I can be turned into your blue merkin. RAWR.

 

[parodyluvr75]

The beard is a beard.

 

[Mischka]

Only if I can be turned into your blue merkin. RAWR.

Then you'd need to start a MerkinofMischka account.

 

[thør]

The beard is a beard.

Right........

 

[blackleggings]

The beard is a beard.

I think I like him. Indie's beard should stick around.

 

[Mischka]

You could have the measles and I'm pretty sure I'd tongue you till it rubbed down to a little nubbin.

Well, your tongue does keep on going, and going, and going ...

 

[parodyluvr75]

Right........

Okay I went for the obvious.

I think I like him. Indie's beard should stick around.

Do you have glue?

 

[blackleggings]

Do you have glue?

I have Elmer's. Do you think that will do the trick?

 

[IndieSnob]

I seriously don't feel well and should be taking a nap or going to bed.

Yet I want to who the hell is behind my beard.

Well, the account of my beard.

Not my actual beard.

Fuck, I don't know what's real anymore. When I touch my beard, am I touch the alt that is on my screen?

Fess up whomever you are!

 

[parodyluvr75]

I have Elmer's. Do you think that will do the trick?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

 

[phrodeau]

http://www.millionminute.com/willy/