Hello I Will Be Your Chauffeur Tonight

[Jeff726]

Never have I been so excited about anything since I first laid eyes upon Melody's Body. Today, I passed my driving test and got my license! Now I know you may be thinking it's no big deal, but for someone who has been through what I have in 4 + months, it is a wonderful occasion to just get down and have a great time! Finally I can drive by myself. This freedom I have never had before. So who wants me to come visit?

 

[Naked Hunny]

Its about damn time Jeffie!! Congrats!

 

[Jeff726]

Not to mention I'm driving a 2000 Toyota Corolla as my first ever car. Some people are so lucky. Seems like a nice place to have steamy sex on a hot summer's night as well.

 

[Juliangel]

Jeff I could use a chauffeur, my car is still in the shop. My husband wrecked it the week before Christmas. I am hoping to get it back next week but I sure could use a ride places, you coming to Georgia anytime soon?

Congratulations!!!

 

[Bushido71XS]

Congrats Jeff! By the Way: We're making you the DD at the next Lit Cookout!

 

[Jeff726]

Jeff I could use a chauffeur, my car is still in the shop. My husband wrecked it the week before Christmas. I am hoping to get it back next week but I sure could use a ride places, you coming to Georgia anytime soon?

Congratulations!!!

Only if you promise me a night on the town. Hubby wouldn't mind would he?

 

[Jeff726]

Congrats Jeff! By the Way: We're making you the DD at the next Lit Cookout!

I can see it now.....a drunk Melody in my car. Or even SS after one too many, hehehehe. Miss Scarlett, where to?

 

[Juliangel]

Only if you promise me a night on the town. Hubby wouldn't mind would he?

Don't know but let's not ask and find out ok

 

[Jeff726]

Being the young 20 year old I am, we can't go to a club. But I have nice, quiet place in mind under the stars.

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Ok Jeffie You can drive here and see me now. Right?

 

[Melody_lane]

Why are you 20 and just getting your license?


And btw, I don't drink. I'm a good, little girl. I keep tellin' you people!

 

[Jeff726]

Why are you 20 and just getting your license?


And btw, I don't drink. I'm a good, little girl. I keep tellin' you people!

Why is it such a big deal that I am 20 and just getting my license? Lighten up.

 

[scylis]

it's not.. she's just wondering why, is all... it's not an odd situation in any respect, especially in larger cities..

and there's lots of people 'round where i live that won't get their license till they're at least that old, but that's due to..uhh..legalities, you could say... so long as that's not the case with you, then you shouldn't have anything to be ashamed of...

 

[Jeff726]

first off sorry about my outburst Melody. damn that sensitivity of mine. uncalled for i know.

i guess i just didnt get around to it until all the drama after my dad passed on. times were kinda lazy then i was pretty much shocked into action i guess. but also i realized i would need to get on my own and stop relying on other people to drive me around. i needed to become independent and this was a start. point is i have my license now age shouldnt matter.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Congrats Jeff! By the Way: We're making you the DD at the next Lit Cookout!

I can see it now.....a drunk Melody in my car. Or even SS after one too many, hehehehe. Miss Scarlett, where to?

Never under any circumstances leave me in the backseat with Bushido. He is a man of character and I may take advantage of him. You know how men can be....

 

[Earthmuffin]

Hmm....

Somehow I just don't see Bushido as being taken advantage of LOL. But if'n ya do SS, I want film rights!

 

[SimplySouthern]

Re: Hmm....

Somehow I just don't see Bushido as being taken advantage of LOL. But if'n ya do SS, I want film rights!

Well, you can hold the camera if you like. Don't let this man fool you. He is virtuous to the letter. He certainly isn't easy...but he can be had. Thank God for my exemplary negotiation skills.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Hmmmm... and from what I recall you're easy, but you're not cheap. *pulling out a fat stack of cash*

now is there someplace I can put these Benjamins?

 

[SimplySouthern]

Hop in the backseat with me and we can discuss it.

 

[Bushido71XS]

Re: Re: Hmm....

Somehow I just don't see Bushido as being taken advantage of LOL. But if'n ya do SS, I want film rights!

Well, you can hold the camera if you like. Don't let this man fool you. He is virtuous to the letter. He certainly isn't easy...but he can be had. Thank God for my exemplary negotiation skills.

I see, so does this mean I can eat my muffin while my attorney is checking to make sure everything is as it should be in my briefs? http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/net8/TEUFEL.GIF

 

[SimplySouthern]

Well...someone isn't as innocent as they would like us to believe.

Of course, I suppose I knew that. Now we have to find a new cameraman or woman. Either way. We lose more camerapersons this way....

 

[Bushido71XS]

How about we just get a tripod?

 

[SimplySouthern]

Now what fun would that be? Hard to get close up action shots with someone who can't "move in for the shot".

And, if all goes as you set out in your previous post...there should be lots of action to shoot.

 

[Bushido71XS]

List for shoot with SS and Earthmuffin

1. Jumbo viagra
2. Oysters
3. Gallon of baby oil
4. snorkel
5. Twister game.
6. portable defibrillator (you never know)
7. Bungee harness
8. Handcuffs
9. deerskin cat-o-nine
10. Silk scarves

 

[SimplySouthern]

Men...you can't teach them a thing *hrmph*

Peach preserves and a weedwhacker?

Music to set the mood?

Do we women have to think of everything???