Hello, hello, hello

BlondeBeauty

All right. If it will make you happy, I'll give ButtJudge the night off. Now slip under the covers and let me show you how crazy I am about you.
 
Of the attention you dole out to dogman? I'm trying not to be possessive, really I am...I'm workin on it...
 
hey...whatz about the bed limbo? andz the operation bed, and some other goodz gamez likenz dat?
 
Sorry hun, don't mean to squish ya...here, let me put my leg between yours...can I put my hand here? okay...oops, sorry...let me wiggle a little over to the right..
 
I'm sorry, but the hooked on phonics thread has been moved...now this is the Flirt with BlondeBeauty thread...pleasure to meet you Dirk13...
 
BlondeBeauty

You can ask me a million questions, my love. One question you never have to ask is 'can I put my hand here?'
 
sup all!??! yo nite.....i don't needz no stinken hooked on phonicz shitz...you don't need to be so mean!
 
I apologize for sounding mean...didn't mean to...how can I ever make it up to you?

Would you like to join our Twister game? I'm sure Nite wouldn't mind...
 
Dirk

BlondeBeauty made the Hooked On Phonics crack. If you can't tell the two of us apart, you may need help in more than just phonics.
 
i know she did...TWISTER!! SAWEET, i rule at twista! *grabs the little twirly thing* whosa goes first?
 
BlondeBeauty

Yes. You can put your hand on the toaster, the cat, and the library book. Now come over here and put your hand on me, dammit!
 
BlondeBeauty looks Nite right in the eyes as she slowly walks towards him...she presses her mouth firmly against his, then nibbles on his lower lip...she leans up and presses a kiss against his cheek, then slides her mouth down across his chest and lightly licks his abdomen...

So, back to Twister...
 
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