Hello from Older lady

[Jake069258]

Since when have guys in their thirties been on Lit.?

*raises hand*

 

[ydahecnot]

*raises hand*

That would explain your panty-dropper status

 

[ian370]

I may be a bit old for this, I am 51. I am also recently divorced . A friend told me about this site so I thought I might join to relieve my boredom.

Anyone want to talk to me?

Linda

There have been much older ones to peruse these parts.

You are not old at all.

Life is way too short to be boring and experience any kind of boredom.

Hopefully, you will find some extended relief here.

Welcome.

 

[Jake069258]

That would explain your panty-dropper status

Wait... what????

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Hello Linda. Join the club of us 51 year young ones. Please know not all of us are vultures here. Take your time and look around. Post where you’re most comfortable and use it for fun. There are those known to use it in place of real life friendships. Just be careful of how far down the “rabbit hole” you want to go. It can be an eye opening experience or a place of disappointment. Use it for what suits you.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtUsiexije8

Laying up with Linda, used to be fun
Nobody every paid the rent, there was never anything done
Than, one day I killed her, now I'm on the run
But, living with Linda used to be fun

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Since when have guys in their thirties been on Lit.?

They’re here, trust me. They’re good looking and they claim to be into older women. *

 

[Jaime_H]

Lit puberty arrives at 50.....

 

[ydahecnot]

L-l, l-l-l, l-l-l-l-linda
L-l, l-l-l, l-l-l-l-linda
When i go to sleep
I never count sheep
I count all the char-ar-ar-arms
About l-l, l-l-l, l-l-l-l-linda
And lately it seems
(Lately it seems)
In all of my dreams
(All of my dreams)
I walk with my ar-ar-ar-arms about linda
But what good does it do me
'Cause linda doesn't know i exist
I can't help feelin' gloomy
Thinkin' 'bout the lovin' i've missed
We pass on the street
(Pass on the street)
My heart skips a beat
(Heart skips a beat)
I say to mysel-el-el-elf
Hello l-l, l-l-l, l-l-l-l-linda
If only she'd smile
(Only she'd smile)
I'd stop for a while
(Stop for a while)
And then i would ge-e-e-et to know linda
But miracles still happen
And when my lucky star begins to shine
(Ah-ah-ah-ah)
With one lucky break i'll make linda mine
L-l, l-l-l, l-l-l-l-linda
L-l, l-l-l, l-l-l-l-linda
----- instrumental interlude -----
But miracles still happen
And when my lucky star begins to shine
(Ah-ah-ah-ah)
With one lucky break i'll make linda mine
L-l, l-l-l, l-l-l-l-linda
L-l, l-l-l, l-l-l-l-linda
L-l, l-l-l, l-l-l-l-linda
L-l, l-l-l, l-l-l-l-linda
L-l, l-l-l, l-l-l-l-linda
L-l, l-l-l, l-l-l-l-linda
L-l, l-l-l, l-l-l-l-linda

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Lit puberty arrives at 50.....

where have you been?
Sitting around waiting for Linda?

 

[Cougarslut]

Hello Linda pm me if you want to chat more

 

[Specula]

New messages are waiting for a certain would-be slutty lady

 

[Golfdude5458]

I would love ti chat with u!60 yr old man

 

[AmberLGreen]

If Linda isn’t going to claim any of this fan club, can I have them?

https://youtu.be/qFvUNipYe1g

 

[Justabaldguy70]

If Linda isn’t going to claim any of this fan club, can I have them?

https://youtu.be/qFvUNipYe1g

You wanna claim me?

 

[AmberLGreen]

You wanna claim me?

I claimed you a long time ago honey

 

[Wageslave]

I claimed you a long time ago honey

Does that make you a claim jumper?

 

[GrandpaBob1]

I may be a bit old for this, I am 51. I am also recently divorced . A friend told me about this site so I thought I might join to relieve my boredom.

Anyone want to talk to me?

Linda

Hi Linda,

Welcome to Lit. Your profile has no contact info, so the only way to contact you is through this thread. You may want to turn on private messages. By the way, I wouldn’t consider you ‘old’, being 68 myself.

Bob

 

[AmberLGreen]

Does that make you a claim jumper?

I would jump most things

 

[Wageslave]

I would jump most things

Things aren't that bad, surely?

 

[AmberLGreen]

Things aren't that bad, surely?

<<<. Sits Wageslave down and says “now listen carefully”. “Nearly 8 years without any cock whatsoever. I would jump a cock on a stick at the local fairground if it tilted in the right direction!”

 

[StrangeView]

<<<. Sits Wageslave down and says “now listen carefully”. “Nearly 8 years without any cock whatsoever. I would jump a cock on a stick at the local fairground if it tilted in the right direction!”

After just over 8 years without, I want to know where that fairground is, and I'll soon figure out which is the right direction

 

[fsa52]

I rather think this is a hoot!
Everybody posting and dear Linda is MIA.

 

[Mrtenant]

I may be a bit old for this, I am 51. I am also recently divorced . A friend told me about this site so I thought I might join to relieve my boredom.

Anyone want to talk to me?

Linda

Hiya Linda. You got one post in. That's a good start. Go for two???

 

[Franglais71]

Yes 51 is very old ..l apologize for my humor.

you need to clear your inbox