Hello from London!
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AngelicaS1780
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No, that's fine.
Now, if you're not drinking the whisky, well....more for me then.
where_is_RUTH
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I was playing my guitar on the stairs first. (I'm shit, same 3 songs, played baldly)
where_is_RUTH
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Welcome back, summer over for you?
And does anyone know the real reason we're still open?
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MrDevereaux
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Ruth: same three songs badly? Have you thought of a career in Coldplay? That’s two more songs than they do.
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I'll be at the snacks. Just making sure they're still... edible.
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Arguably that is the most important job. Always best to be certain of these things, and if that requires a few helpings for me to be sure then.....
where_is_RUTH
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Sign of a good conversation, it goes back around. X
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where_is_RUTH
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Reminds me of the Jamirequi (?) Joke, where the record company sacked the lawyer for not asking for 7 different albums
where_is_RUTH
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Might mean we see the sun come up
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Well I've been in the kitchen all evening. Gradually getting pissed and talking bollocks. By the time I pluck up the courage to talk to that beauty playing the geetar on the stairs i will be too rat arsed to make sense.
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All we have to do to keep this thread going to keep our heads down, not cause any trouble and we should be fine...
Btw - I am never using a hotel kettle again....
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-proudly-boils-dirty-knickers-18864602
Btw - I am never using a hotel kettle again....
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-proudly-boils-dirty-knickers-18864602
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The communists get everywhere.
where_is_RUTH
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As everyone knows, not a good idea. Hot water seals blood enzymes, wash in cold water!
As for keeping head down, it never used to be the case, many good threads closed over 5k
Now I'm reminded of those professional cleaners that clean up murder scenes after the police
D, someone run that thought down)
As for keeping head down, it never used to be the case, many good threads closed over 5k
Now I'm reminded of those professional cleaners that clean up murder scenes after the police
D, someone run that thought down)
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I can’t believe the communists is a common occurrence... I can believe men weeing in them is...
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Tree at the Young Vic is glorious 
Wear your dancing shoes..
Wear your dancing shoes..
hotoldrguy
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Wait.. I have seen yor cock but not Justa's...oh THAT cock. Yes I have seen THAT oneIs that what I have to do to get a dic pic?
Joke! None of you fuckers sent me your cocks... not unless you have one as nice as Justa’s...
I would guess it hasn’t died out because the argument isn’t a genetic trait... and if rises and fails depending on what else is going on. An over populated planet is amongst the reasons I choose to not reproduce... but it is the weakest of a number of reasons...
I will confess to being a tiny bit apprehensive about a future where the only people having excessive numbers of children are the ultra religious... I don’t see that changing any time soon...
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you might as well use it when the Communists are in the funhouse. No one else that reads this will use one either
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Tree at the Young Vic is glorious
Wear your dancing shoes..
Just looked at the website and sold. Then remembered I am at the opposite end of the country.
Dammmnnnn distance!
Also in regards to the boiling of the underwear...why advertise this?? This is what confuses me, it is not that some folks have a desire to try the unconventional, or the leftfield, but that social media has now allowed that to be semi normalised.
I hope she was not after a black coffee though. Maybe she takes lots of milk..
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A little late to the catfish party but I say trust your instincts. People are crazy. One of the reasons why I have never met anyone from Lit or basically any other web place. Plus, it would be so awkward. I already know nobody wants to talk to some half drunk asshole about music and tacos and John Niven novels and serial killers and dead prize fighters.
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Here’s a tip for ya US. Drop the serial killer chit chat and you might find everything else runs a bit smoother.
Or maybe that’s just me!
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Here’s a tip for ya US. Drop the serial killer chit chat and you might find everything else runs a bit smoother.
Or maybe that’s just me!
US is a pussycat in serial killers clothing... I’m a good judge of character... probably...
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As everyone knows, not a good idea. Hot water seals blood enzymes, wash in cold water!
As for keeping head down, it never used to be the case, many good threads closed over 5k
Now I'm reminded of those professional cleaners that clean up murder scenes after the police
I once had to fend off a neighbour from a scene with a dead body in it ..... he was after the carpet. For the record no professional cleaners would have successfully tackled that one!
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