Hello from London!

Status
Not open for further replies.
Start giving out advice like, oh nothing makes me want to do that more than if my SO cooks me a 3 course meal and cleans the house top to bottom.

Want to see if your wife is into watersports? Make sure you clean that little bit at the back of the toilet.

She won't play sub with you? Take her to a feminist book reading.

Want more sex? Ask her how her day was

The possibilities are endless.

Haha! Once more, I’d definitely subscribe :cattail:
 
I will point out - I do make an effort but I’m not sure what it says about a man that he wants a woman to make an effort to do something she really doesn’t want to do...

That’s a lie - I do know what it’s says about a man...

Aaaaah I wasn’t trying to make you justify yourself for anything.
Generally speaking I think if you have a gazillion kinks and they won’t entertain any of them you have to decide if it’s a relationship you want to be in based on the current level of activity ( otherwise you’re going to make both of you miserable ). Pressuring is grim
 
Start giving out advice like, oh nothing makes me want to do that more than if my SO cooks me a 3 course meal and cleans the house top to bottom.

Want to see if your wife is into watersports? Make sure you clean that little bit at the back of the toilet.

She won't play sub with you? Take her to a feminist book reading.

Want more sex? Ask her how her day was

The possibilities are endless.

Ha ha. I always want to say “ Three children you say? Mate, she’s fucking knackered”
 
I will point out - I do make an effort but I’m not sure what it says about a man that he wants a woman to make an effort to do something she really doesn’t want to do...

That’s a lie - I do know what it’s says about a man...
I've always said that you should try anything once, but there are things that the brain stops in the bud. Those limits are at different levels in different people. Some like to push those limits and find it arousing and others don't.
But to tell someone to make an effort after seeing that the other person doesn't enjoy it is stupid!
Sex should be enjoyable and fun for all involved.

Start giving out advice like, oh nothing makes me want to do that more than if my SO cooks me a 3 course meal and cleans the house top to bottom.

Want to see if your wife is into watersports? Make sure you clean that little bit at the back of the toilet.

She won't play sub with you? Take her to a feminist book reading.

Want more sex? Ask her how her day was

The possibilities are endless.

^This is very well said! :)
 
Please don’t. ;)

What they boil down to is this:

“I have this kink / interest. I would really like to do this kink /interest with my wife / significant other but she won’t entertain it at all. How can I persuade her?”

Depends on the kink in my opinion.... pegging and pissing I can understand why a vanilla lady wouldn’t want to go there. But oral sex? Giving or receiving!!! Do you think that’s a prudish, religious thing or a “ germs” thing?

I have to admit I do not get it. If your partner says that they are not into an act then you do not try and find a way to coerce them to do it, you instead concentrate on having a great time together. There have been plenty things I have been interested in exploring with past girlfriends but they have said no and I have always respected that.

So that someone would ask in that way kinda blows my mind....but then I remember they are male and part of me is, unfortunately, incredibly unsurprised.
 
Start giving out advice like, oh nothing makes me want to do that more than if my SO cooks me a 3 course meal and cleans the house top to bottom.

Want to see if your wife is into watersports? Make sure you clean that little bit at the back of the toilet.

She won't play sub with you? Take her to a feminist book reading.

Want more sex? Ask her how her day was

The possibilities are endless.

Man now I see where I went wrong ;)

Excellent responses that should be used, I could get used to that kind of advice column.
 
Is bitching about the trains the most British thing after discussing the weather?

90 minutes delay and counting and I want to cry... on a hot, packed concourse with sweat trickling down the back of legs... attractive image for you there...

Well if you want a fellow rail based 'why is this so rubbish' partner in crime may I introduce you to Edinburgh festival trams. Already busy anyway only this city can believe having thousands more people to service means that you should have the same amount of trams. I have had the joy of far more armpits than I would like and a lot more bag in chest moments than I could count. Plus its hotter than a microwaved sahara dessert.

Which means my trips home are now the biggest ways I sweat :(
 
Well if you want a fellow rail based 'why is this so rubbish' partner in crime may I introduce you to Edinburgh festival trams. Already busy anyway only this city can believe having thousands more people to service means that you should have the same amount of trams. I have had the joy of far more armpits than I would like and a lot more bag in chest moments than I could count. Plus its hotter than a microwaved sahara dessert.

Which means my trips home are now the biggest ways I sweat :(

But you’re in Edinburgh! During the festival! How lucky are you - I love Edinburgh... I booked to visit the festival a couple of years ago but had to cancel at very short notice due to MiL.. the airline let us change dates so we went for my birthday instead - a gorgeous gorgeous city, :heart:
 
Well if you want a fellow rail based 'why is this so rubbish' partner in crime may I introduce you to Edinburgh festival trams. Already busy anyway only this city can believe having thousands more people to service means that you should have the same amount of trams. I have had the joy of far more armpits than I would like and a lot more bag in chest moments than I could count. Plus its hotter than a microwaved sahara dessert.

Which means my trips home are now the biggest ways I sweat :(

Go do festival stuff and come back and tell us all about it :cattail:
 
Not me - I had a nightmare last night with signal problems but sounds like tonight might be even worse...

Nothing moving out of Kings Cross or Euston this evening. My mum was caught in it, she's managed to get a hotel room, but said prices were rising minute by minute.

Not do the festival, did the buried city a few years ago, was a strange and fascinating experience.
 
Nothing moving out of Kings Cross or Euston this evening. My mum was caught in it, she's managed to get a hotel room, but said prices were rising minute by minute.

Not do the festival, did the buried city a few years ago, was a strange and fascinating experience.

A perfect storm for British moans: transport disrupted by unseasonable weather and inadequate infrastructure. In the past week dams under threat, air traffic control software prob, BA check in software probs, national grid probs, wind, storm warning, traffic jams on motorways West and at Stonehenge, ........glad joy!
 
A perfect storm for British moans: transport disrupted by unseasonable weather and inadequate infrastructure. In the past week dams under threat, air traffic control software prob, BA check in software probs, national grid probs, wind, storm warning, traffic jams on motorways West and at Stonehenge, ........glad joy!

You forgot the start of the football season, rugby World Cup warm ups and an Ashes test series
 
My god I’m in trouble for not having delivered the damn tourist information for history lovers.
 
A new bridge has been built linking Tintagel Castle to the mainland. Making the seat of Camot more accessible.

I’ll squirrel that away for when I’m required to produce bloody tourist info for Cornwall.

Saying that.... I did go to the Tate St Ives today... the first time after its renovation. I have to say it was much much better than the shit I saw there a few years ago... and Im saying that as a person with quite high thresholds for wanky contemporary art.
 
But you’re in Edinburgh! During the festival! How lucky are you - I love Edinburgh... I booked to visit the festival a couple of years ago but had to cancel at very short notice due to MiL.. the airline let us change dates so we went for my birthday instead - a gorgeous gorgeous city, :heart:

It is a very nice city, it hits just the right size for me and I truly cannot imagine living anywhere else. I really love to travel but my home is here, and August is a wonderful time (as long as I am not stuck in any trams).

I have seen one show but do people want my meandering musings on an hour show that had someone that closely resembled a young Matthew Kelly in it??
 
Fuck you Olive Clothing

The lady in the Tate shop was wearing a dress which I admired ( with Dr Marten boots .... I have some nice Dr Marten lace ups ). It was by Olive Clothing ..... I’ve just looked them up. Very nice but those cunts don’t even make them up to a UK12. What the fuck is that all about you fucking size fascists? Fuck you :confused:
 
It is a very nice city, it hits just the right size for me and I truly cannot imagine living anywhere else. I really love to travel but my home is here, and August is a wonderful time (as long as I am not stuck in any trams).

I have seen one show but do people want my meandering musings on an hour show that had someone that closely resembled a young Matthew Kelly in it??

A young Matthew Kelly? You’ve already sold it to me - if you don’t follow my thread, I went to see a show that was part of the Camden Fridge Festival this week... featured a female cowboy hitler, a talking bunny rabbit and a prostitute named valentine...

I like my plays weird and wonderful - tell us about young Matthew Kelly...:cattail:
 
It is a very nice city, it hits just the right size for me and I truly cannot imagine living anywhere else. I really love to travel but my home is here, and August is a wonderful time (as long as I am not stuck in any trams).

I have seen one show but do people want my meandering musings on an hour show that had someone that closely resembled a young Matthew Kelly in it??

Oh good - you can do the tourist information for the whole of Scotland.... I’m fucked if I’m doing it :rolleyes:

( although I don’t mind covering Balmoral and surrounding area) ;)
 
The lady in the Tate shop was wearing a dress which I admired ( with Dr Marten boots .... I have some nice Dr Marten lace ups ). It was by Olive Clothing ..... I’ve just looked them up. Very nice but those cunts don’t even make them up to a UK12. What the fuck is that all about you fucking size fascists? Fuck you :confused:

It doesn’t feel like it can be good business sense to restrict their market so much... I imagine they may be out of business sooner rather than later...

You’re too good for them anyway, x
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top