Hello from London!

[MrDevereaux]

Apparently I edited too late - have caused more upset from men that think there is nothing wrong with men stealing women’s images and badly photoshopping them for a sex site...

Stupid me... what was I thinking?

Myself and the genuine ampic’ers can step aside for the fakers - god I hate this place at times.

I know... I know.. I should stay out of the fucking drama...

Once more cuppers... as you were....

I’m in the minority. I think everything is wrong with men stealing photos just to photoshop and post them as real.

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Hey, you guys lay off my mother!!!

(Cuppers that is)

 

[hotoldrguy]

Hey, you guys lay off my mother!!!

(Cuppers that is)

wit..is Cuppers you daddymommy??

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Justa! How lovely to see you here

It was a simple reverse search - yandex bought both back straight away, pretty clever... I mostly don’t care about cuppers as long as he stays out of my way but if he shows up in the ampics thread or here I feel duty bound to say something. If only because I’d have to rip the piss out of the gents here if they fell for it, and I have enough things to take the piss out of...

Although I hadn’t realised Ruth was Cuppers lovechild - possibly explains a lot... the women’s name for a start....

Nice to see you back too - I think your recovery period after prime day was worrying your followers,

 

[Polranny]

<wanders in - sits - scratches behind ear>

Blimey, it's all happening here...Moon cups, topless/naturist beaches (the mental images are delightful ladies: Thank You ) and someone who posts with a very dodgy avatar.....

<looks nervously to his own>

At least mine is in focus!

Heel! Stop dry humping cuppas,

 

[Polranny]

Hey....if someone leaves their leg there....

To all....whatever your weekend brings, have fun!

For me, it will be photography, some website work, maybe clearing some extraneous crap out of the Man Cave and watching netball. I never knew netball was so physical - great game to watch (and not just because that it's women playing). Scoring goals without the aid of a back-board: skilful stuff!

Just back from the Emerald. Weekend busy decorating recently leased studio and moving equipment.Enjoy

 

[AlliaPotestas]

<wanders in - sits - scratches behind ear>

Blimey, it's all happening here...Moon cups, topless/naturist beaches (the mental images are delightful ladies: Thank You ) and someone who posts with a very dodgy avatar.....

<looks nervously to his own>

At least mine is in focus!

Haha - and not badly photoshopped...

Anyway there is a big difference:

a) everyone knows that really is you in the AV
b) you haven’t run around ampics with fake pics...

I know a lot of people have fake AVs - many upfront about it, don’t care... but if you are pretending it’s you and choosing to post amongst the genuine ampic’ers it gets on my tits... it takes a lot of balls for most of us to post and it’s annoying when the fakers show up, sometimes with professional model pics...

Although if you set up an ampics thread, I’m subscribing,

 

[AlliaPotestas]

I know...I was being daft and trying to put some levity into proceedings

Also, I was awake at 4am & grumpy so was amusing myself.

Ampics thread? Mmm...maybe though they are not what most on Lit' would want to see unless anyone would like a boudoir set taking?

I have considered it - far too shy... and fairly certain mine wouldn’t look anywhere near as glamorous as the ads of ‘real women’ seem to be...

There might be plenty of other takers though,

 

[where_is_RUTH]

To any teachers...

Welcome to your well earned long holiday.

 

[where_is_RUTH]

For a boudoir set, for me, it would be what the sitter would like and not necessarily have to be all perky bits and knees akimbo....

Have camera, will travel

<sings: Sweet Little Mystery>

https://youtu.be/5Qk9o_ZeR7s

Soft focus
Diffused lighting
Draped seductively

You'll be fine

 

[Spiritedlady]

I’d love to have boudoir photos taken (but we have already established that I’m a slattern) Although why I didn’t do it when I had the body for it I don’t know. That being said I don’t want all soft focus and wafty chiffon ( lip gloss + big hair) .... I want it a bit .... edgier

I was chatting to a Lit guy and said “ Is that AV you? You’re very handsome” and he replied “ No that’s Cary Grant” doh! In my defence it was a young Cary Grant Lol. I’ve also failed to identify Bradley Cooper with a beard, I’m hopeless.

 

[Polranny]

I’d love to have boudoir photos taken (but we have already established that I’m a slattern) Although why I didn’t do it when I had the body for it I don’t know. That being said I don’t want all soft focus and wafty chiffon ( lip gloss + big hair) .... I want it a bit .... edgier

I was chatting to a Lit guy and said “ Is that AV you? You’re very handsome” and he replied “ No that’s Cary Grant” doh! In my defence it was a young Cary Grant Lol. I’ve also failed to identify Bradley Cooper with a beard, I’m hopeless.

Watch out if Nick does the boudoir shoot, he has a very long lens and he tends to focus on bits that may not see the light of day that often.

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Watch out if Nick does the boudoir shoot, he has a very long lens and he tends to focus on bits that may not see the light of day that often.

But we're allowed to use a telephoto lens because we're wearing a flasher mac

 

[where_is_RUTH]

I’d love to have boudoir photos taken (but we have already established that I’m a slattern) Although why I didn’t do it when I had the body for it I don’t know. That being said I don’t want all soft focus and wafty chiffon ( lip gloss + big hair) .... I want it a bit .... edgier

I was chatting to a Lit guy and said “ Is that AV you? You’re very handsome” and he replied “ No that’s Cary Grant” doh! In my defence it was a young Cary Grant Lol. I’ve also failed to identify Bradley Cooper with a beard, I’m hopeless.

More whiplash?

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Just reading something... bear with me.

""My favourite this year is a bride who wrote to one guest insisting she buy tattoo camouflage cream, as her blue arm inkings would spoil the wedding colour scheme. Another bride sent out a weight chart decreeing anyone over 80kg wear only dark colours, or have the common decency to loiter at the back of the group photo.""

Now, I don't have friends like this because I've only had normal friends (and if they said this to me they know they'll be told off)

But my questions.
What drives people to think they can talk like this to people?

and what drives the friends (someone close enough to be invited to the wedding) instead of telling the bride/groom to take their arse out of their colon; to put it on social media for the world to know...

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Just reading something... bear with me.

""My favourite this year is a bride who wrote to one guest insisting she buy tattoo camouflage cream, as her blue arm inkings would spoil the wedding colour scheme. Another bride sent out a weight chart decreeing anyone over 80kg wear only dark colours, or have the common decency to loiter at the back of the group photo.""

Now, I don't have friends like this because I've only had normal friends (and if they said this to me they know they'll be told off)

But my questions.
What drives people to think they can talk like this to people?

and what drives the friends (someone close enough to be invited to the wedding) instead of telling the bride/groom to take their arse out of their colon; to put it on social media for the world to know...

Hurt? Dunno - that’s a wedding I wouldn’t be going to anywhos... despite the fact i am more comfortable in dark colours and actually do try to hide at the back of photos... I actually have no idea what 80kgs is in sensible measurement terms...

Just googled - 12.5 stone...

Is that legit? Or is this fact news?

Googled... is this it?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle...e-based-on-their-weight-goes-viral/ar-BBQMkaG

If I were a skinny Minnie I would be putting on weight so as to not have to wear the hideous sounding orange suede trousers

 

[Ironfan]

Just reading something... bear with me.

""My favourite this year is a bride who wrote to one guest insisting she buy tattoo camouflage cream, as her blue arm inkings would spoil the wedding colour scheme. Another bride sent out a weight chart decreeing anyone over 80kg wear only dark colours, or have the common decency to loiter at the back of the group photo.""

Now, I don't have friends like this because I've only had normal friends (and if they said this to me they know they'll be told off)

But my questions.
What drives people to think they can talk like this to people?

and what drives the friends (someone close enough to be invited to the wedding) instead of telling the bride/groom to take their arse out of their colon; to put it on social media for the world to know...

Can be summed up with 'people are idiots' I know the wedding day is all about the bride and most want it to be perfect. To take it to this level is ridiculous, as Ruth said if any of my friends did this, they would get a swift rebriefing.

On the AV issue, if like me and many others you don't want to show yourself in your AV choose something else. I have had photos up on lit (since taken down in a fit of 'what am I doing, no-one wants to see a fat guy naked)

And to finish I will be living my weekend vicariously through you guys as I'm working 1700-0500 shifts and trying to sleep during the day. (Unsuccessfully as you can tell by the fact I'm posting on here)

 

[where_is_RUTH]

It was a guardian story about Instagram weddings...

Normally wouldn't read it even if I was getting a blow job

 

[where_is_RUTH]

^^ never ask a shift worker what day it is

 

[where_is_RUTH]

As you asked

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/jul/20/wedding-instagram-summer-bridezilla-groomzilla

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Justa! How lovely to see you here

It was a simple reverse search - yandex bought both back straight away, pretty clever... I mostly don’t care about cuppers as long as he stays out of my way but if he shows up in the ampics thread or here I feel duty bound to say something. If only because I’d have to rip the piss out of the gents here if they fell for it, and I have enough things to take the piss out of...

Although I hadn’t realised Ruth was Cuppers lovechild - possibly explains a lot... the women’s name for a start....

Nice to see you back too - I think your recovery period after prime day was worrying your followers,

well thanks, honestly, I was just checking on you and this was the most recent activity. Good for you pulling an Elsa. I have to be honest, despite my jokes, it makes me so irrationally angry. I know the internet rules for women exist for a reason. Lord, do I know, every woman knows. Make sure all your profiles are locked down. Use your pet as your profile picture. Check geotagging. avoid location specific in images. Keep different profiles for work, family, friends. Make sure everything on every profile is review before posting. Anything that happens is your fault if it is still default. Don’t divulge any personal information. Don’t post photos from places you frequent. Don’t post photos from vacation spots. Ask anyone who contacts you how they know you. Never take an indiscreet selfie. In the end, you play, you pay.

I know creepy dudes steal both women's and girl's images, impersonating them, happens enough that every platform has rules against it (including lit and hosting), hosts have paid out lawsuits, and some states have added criminal laws to address it. I liked to believe that it is only the rare creep who doesn't think this is a gross personal violation, but watching it be done over and over and over and supported by men who don’t seem creepy otherwise is such a bitter pill to swallow. Men who make their moral stand by supporting dudes who steal from and impersonate random woman are saying being a woman online means we lose our right to our own identity, it is ok to do the same thing to me, and I should be shut up and be happy about it. Well damn, that really stings, and is the worst thing that I have learned on Lit. Being shown the other me on myspace was creepy enough, but learning the male public opinion has a large percentage pro this, what the fuck, that is very disillusioning. Is it even worth the risk to violate the internet rules for women? Maybe I should just shut up, follow them, and be a cat lol.

and haha, prime day is like black friday, it is a week now, both before and after, don't people know this.

And now that I have even ventured into the personals, and overshared um ruth's daddymom is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody wanted Chewbacca's autograph.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Just reading something... bear with me.

""My favourite this year is a bride who wrote to one guest insisting she buy tattoo camouflage cream, as her blue arm inkings would spoil the wedding colour scheme. Another bride sent out a weight chart decreeing anyone over 80kg wear only dark colours, or have the common decency to loiter at the back of the group photo.""

Now, I don't have friends like this because I've only had normal friends (and if they said this to me they know they'll be told off)

But my questions.
What drives people to think they can talk like this to people?

and what drives the friends (someone close enough to be invited to the wedding) instead of telling the bride/groom to take their arse out of their colon; to put it on social media for the world to know...

um, if you get something like this, it simply must go on the bridezilla reddit. bridezilla stories don't just post themselves, so someone has to share them, for the betterment of the reddit community

 

[AlliaPotestas]

um, if you get something like this, it simply must go on the bridezilla reddit. bridezilla stories don't just post themselves, so someone has to share them, for the betterment of the reddit community

The one I saw was on Reddit along with her subsequent melt down and threats of a lie detector party to find out which friend had betrayed her and sent it viral... the whole thing seemed a bit fake to me but those bridezilla’s do exist so who knows... if I ever tie the knot, it’ll just be me and him and Spock in Vegas...

Unless I decide to torture my dysfunctional family with an over the top list of instructions - actually that might be fun...

 

[AlliaPotestas]

ps - Justa meet the Hello from London gang (mostly not from London...). They are a decent bunch of strange souls

 

[hotoldrguy]

Hurt? Dunno - that’s a wedding I wouldn’t be going to anywhos... despite the fact i am more comfortable in dark colours and actually do try to hide at the back of photos... I actually have no idea what 80kgs is in sensible measurement terms...

Just googled - 12.5 stone...

Is that legit? Or is this fact news?

Googled... is this it?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle...e-based-on-their-weight-goes-viral/ar-BBQMkaG

If I were a skinny Minnie I would be putting on weight so as to not have to wear the hideous sounding orange suede trousers

Just looked at the link. So I am assuming she was the girl that all of the clique girls followed. She must have wreaked havoc in high school. I have never really understood why these bizarre relationships continue past high school.
And who is the brain dead groom, I wonder.