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I think this makes welshie jokes fair game...

In a blatant distraction technique- who’s up for a $500 donut? Utterly bonkers...

https://chicago.eater.com/2019/7/17...nut-gold-rare-tea-cellar-secret-donut-society


We haven't got any bread, you'll have to have toast!
If you fall over and break your leg, don't come running to me!

If you can find a Welsh joke I've not heard I'd be impressed.

And Kato is the best bit of Peter Sellers Pink Panther, but cultural appropriation aside, if you want to offend me use the term 'welch' to renege on a bet.
 
We haven't got any bread, you'll have to have toast!
If you fall over and break your leg, don't come running to me!

If you can find a Welsh joke I've not heard I'd be impressed.

And Kato is the best bit of Peter Sellers Pink Panther, but cultural appropriation aside, if you want to offend me use the term 'welch' to renege on a bet.

Remember that time I asked you how many sexual partners you had? You started counting and fell asleep... :D:D

In the interests of balance... have a Chinese comedian roasting British colonisation... “if your ancestors can take my land... why can’t you take a joke? At least it was given willingly” :cattail:

https://youtu.be/hN6gX9X4vWE
 
Have had a PM asking for suggestions for things to do in Liverpool... lit’er will be there for two full days in August with partner...

I’m not well acquainted with Liverpool other than knowing it’s a stunning city - any collective wisdom for our tourist to scouseland?
 
Have had a PM asking for suggestions for things to do in Liverpool... lit’er will be there for two full days in August with partner...

I’m not well acquainted with Liverpool other than knowing it’s a stunning city - any collective wisdom for our tourist to scouseland?

1. Liverpool waterfront is good otherwise I know Llareggub about Liverpool except train fro Lime St will get you to London
2 there's nothing wrong with the Welsh during the 6 nations

3 Ruthie , Bach, you're alright really, arent you?

Toodles
 
Have had a PM asking for suggestions for things to do in Liverpool... lit’er will be there for two full days in August with partner...

I’m not well acquainted with Liverpool other than knowing it’s a stunning city - any collective wisdom for our tourist to scouseland?

Netball is currently on there (sing it Shania
https://youtu.be/ZJL4UGSbeFg)

And for shopping there's Liverpool1 (where Everton opened their 2nd shop called 2, so it's address is Liverpool1 Everton 2)

Tate modern have a nice gallery, but their visiting exhibitions tend to be expensive imo)

My problem (having lived in English cities) is that I prefer to be sat in a tent on a hill. Need a job as a hermit.

Ooh. You can buy a house for £1



Gonna have to put this here
https://www.placesofpoetry.org.uk/
 
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1. Liverpool waterfront is good otherwise I know Llareggub about Liverpool except train fro Lime St will get you to London
2 there's nothing wrong with the Welsh during the 6 nations

3 Ruthie , Bach, you're alright really, arent you?

Toodles
Other than needing my balls chopped off to lower my libido I'm cocker hoop.
 
Imposters

So, more than one person on here has told me about men posing as women on this site - not an issue for me personally since I’m rarely contacted by women. That being said there is a personal ad on here at the moment that does not feel like it’s written by a woman at all. Again... not a problem for me.... but I’m curious if any of you guys have run up against anyone here masquerading as someone else? I wonder if it’s blindingly obvious but I’m just failing to see.
 
From an ampics perspective I will say some men don’t care... we’ve had threads which are obviously fake but if you call it out, even with proof, you are considered jealous...

I’ve pretty much stopped mentioning it, I assume loneliness plays a factor in some guys choosing to be deceived but I used to worry about men being taken advantage of. I’ve heard of cases where men are catfished and reveal themselves on camera and are then blackmailed... I’d still highlight if it were one of you guys - but I’ve stopped caring if people want to fawn over someone using stolen pics off the internet...
 
From an ampics perspective I will say some men don’t care... we’ve had threads which are obviously fake but if you call it out, even with proof, you are considered jealous...

I’ve pretty much stopped mentioning it, I assume loneliness plays a factor in some guys choosing to be deceived but I used to worry about men being taken advantage of. I’ve heard of cases where men are catfished and reveal themselves on camera and are then blackmailed... I’d still highlight if it were one of you guys - but I’ve stopped caring if people want to fawn over someone using stolen pics off the internet...

It wasn't on Lit, but my brother (rip) was fleeced of his life savings by an Russian honey trap. Beware everyone, don't get involved!,
 
I’ve tried to hide it, but I’m secretly a busty brunette with an affection for shirt skirts who’s trying desperately to get my hands (and lips) on Allia’s manmeat.

I’ve been rumbled.
 
I’ve tried to hide it, but I’m secretly a busty brunette with an affection for shirt skirts who’s trying desperately to get my hands (and lips) on Allia’s manmeat.

I’ve been rumbled.

Oh Ms.D. ! You're gorgeous, dontcha know!
 
I’ve tried to hide it, but I’m secretly a busty brunette with an affection for shirt skirts who’s trying desperately to get my hands (and lips) on Allia’s manmeat.

I’ve been rumbled.

Can’t blame you - you’re only human :kiss:
 
OMG I’m totally going to create an alter ego... what shall I call myself ? Something subtle “ Throatfuck” “smackmybitchup” “someobscureband” ? I could then cut and paste dozens of women with “ wanna chat?” and sit and fondle my imaginary dick while looking mournfully at my empty mailbox
 
OMG I’m totally going to create an alter ego... what shall I call myself ? Something subtle “ Throatfuck” “smackmybitchup” “someobscureband” ? I could then cut and paste dozens of women with “ wanna chat?” and sit and fondle my imaginary dick while looking mournfully at my empty mailbox

But how do you really feel SL, lol.

I’d have little tolerance, compassion, remorse for someone posting with a false identity and hope they were called out or more. I am pretty new to Lit so haven’t experienced it but am sure it is something that happens.
 
OMG I’m totally going to create an alter ego... what shall I call myself ? Something subtle “ Throatfuck” “smackmybitchup” “someobscureband” ? I could then cut and paste dozens of women with “ wanna chat?” and sit and fondle my imaginary dick while looking mournfully at my empty mailbox

Ok, 'something subtle' not a name i would get worked up over. Perhaps 'cheesy wotsits' or 'monster munch' . Ms D sending you PM in near future with stolen imaginaries , in the meantime practice with strap-on is advised, Ms. D hates disappointment
 
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