Hello from London!

[where_is_RUTH]

There is a video somewhere about antiquated laws, some dude walked around breaking them. One of them was about handling a fish suspiciously in public (I think), another about singing lewd ballads in public (I think it was involving a Prime Minister or prominent government figure), another about wearing suit of armour in Houses of Parliament

Qi is a great show. And source of many an argument. If only we knew someone who's been to a recording devil itch it, go on girl... (Soz)

Most of the laws are superseded, I.e. no murdering trumps arrows in Welshmen!

But I believe no swords in the Palace of Westminster applies. Permission to run through Hunt and Boris?

 

[where_is_RUTH]

I hope she’s not gone

So do I. She borrowed my copy of Little Women!

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Kick's his heels, wonders if the thread'll be open for the personal. 3'333 post.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

I hope she’s not gone

Hey Mr. D! Good to see you.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Kick's his heels, wonders if the thread'll be open for the personal. 3'333 post.

You’re so weird, Ruthie.
And in all the best ways.

 

[Polranny]

Strange laws.
Arson (or arising!) In her majesty 's dockyards is still treason punishable by death.
Hackney carriage drivers are permitted to urinate on off side front wheel of their taxi without being arrested
They must also carry a bale of hay in the boot

Have any of us ever been arrested for unusual offences.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Ruthie fuck off with calling out my lurking or you won’t get your copy of Little Women back (btw - dropped it in the bath, pages are a little stuck together - soz...)

Mr D - I missed you! How’s tricks?

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Strange laws.
Arson (or arising!) In her majesty 's dockyards is still treason punishable by death.
Hackney carriage drivers are permitted to urinate on off side front wheel of their taxi without being arrested
They must also carry a bale of hay in the boot

Have any of us ever been arrested for unusual offences.

No unusual arrests but I do still have a little pink slip somewhere proving I was searched under the terrorism act...

It was at Birmingham New Street station and was quite hilarious because I was obviously only stopped to make up numbers. There were four officers in a row pulling people out for searching as we left the station. While I was being searched, I turned to look at the others - three Asian young men being properly searched, pockets emptied, bags turned inside out. Mine was a light search. No one checked my pockets and there was just a glance in the bag.

The temptation when the officer was filling in the form to declare myself as Romany gypsy was overwhelming but I didn’t... would have fucked with their intention of being able to prove they didn’t only stop minorities that day...

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Ruthie fuck off with calling out my lurking or you won’t get your copy of Little Women back (btw - dropped it in the bath, pages are a little stuck together - soz...)

Mr D - I missed you! How’s tricks?

Thought they were already stuck together from my self pleasure?

And I wouldn't want someone saying 'didn't fucking like her anyway'

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Ritalin kid

Hey, 7 more posts and I'll see 888

 

[where_is_RUTH]

I've always been saddened that Ritalin is in the spell checker

 

[where_is_RUTH]

And this place really will diminish if you LEAVE leave.

X

We are the sum of our parts, and evil prospers when good people do nothing.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

And this place really will diminish if you LEAVE leave.

X

We are the sum of our parts, and evil prospers when good people do nothing.

I love you

Not sure I want to tiptoe around ignoring the cunts although I have been reminded there are some lovely folks here with proper problems so I may need to just get over myself... have you listened to my recorded message on the siggy? I decided it was useful to have something to hand to post when someone gets my goat... a lot less energy...

btw - do you want a period tribute? I decided Pmann wasn’t worth the effort but I have now ordered a moon cup and a fucking sterilisation kit and I don’t like to waste things...

 

[where_is_RUTH]

I love you

Not sure I want to tiptoe around ignoring the cunts although I have been reminded there are some lovely folks here with proper problems so I may need to just get over myself... have you listened to my recorded message on the siggy? I decided it was useful to have something to hand to post when someone gets my goat... a lot less energy...

btw - do you want a period tribute? I decided Pmann wasn’t worth the effort but I have now ordered a moon cup and a fucking sterilisation kit and I don’t like to waste things...

Holy fuck. Do I have to eat it?

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Holy fuck. Do I have to eat it?

Now you’re just being weird - can’t a girl offer to create an artistic tribute with her own period blood without things getting weird

I’m writing a blog on it - turns out period artists are a thing...

And never mind - I’ve just thought of the perfect art to create

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Now you’re just being weird - can’t a girl offer to create an artistic tribute with her own period blood without things getting weird

I’m writing a blog on it - turns out period artists are a thing...

And never mind - I’ve just thought of the perfect art to create

I thought it might be that whole placenta eating type shit.

The answer would've been yes, but you've moved on.

And maybe we all need to wear superhero pants today.

 

[Polranny]

I thought it might be that whole placenta eating type shit.

The answer would've been yes, but you've moved on.

And maybe we all need to wear superhero pants today.

My s-hero pants are in the wash, will flimsy lycra Speedo with matching goggles do? They are a bit stained but surely the stains are a badge of honour?

 

[AlliaPotestas]

I thought it might be that whole placenta eating type shit.

The answer would've been yes, but you've moved on.

And maybe we all need to wear superhero pants today.

Yes! I have batman on today... and a shitload of fuckers on ignore, should have done that a long time ago... you can even have a standing up, curve of the fat belly pic because you know... what’s the point of wearing batman knickers if you aren’t occasionally a little kickass? (I normally take superhero knicker pics lying down and breathing in - but fuck it, mostly an attempt to gain acceptance from the sort of shits I wouldn’t piss on if on fire...)

*edit - I should point out I don’t mean the regular visitors who have made clear they have no issue with fat belly pics... am I already upsetting people again...

I forgot how nice our cosy corner is here... what was I doing venturing into the playground when I had you lot instead?

 

[where_is_RUTH]

There's a reason people loved and still love Botticelli!

 

[where_is_RUTH]

My s-hero pants are in the wash, will flimsy lycra Speedo with matching goggles do? They are a bit stained but surely the stains are a badge of honour?

Confession, I prefer commando, but PLEASE don't mention it to Allia, she'll not like it.

 

[MrDevereaux]

I’m hanging in here.

New Street station is a mess now they’ve ‘tidied’ it up. Makes no sense to me these days. Give me hometown station any day.

Yes. Our little corner of Lit is rather cosy. It’d be even better if Ruthie could stick to his ‘pleasure’ cushions (pun intended). I sat down on one and it was rather ... squishy. Never mind, ruthie, i’ll share my vintage ‘70s copies of Razzle.

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Yes! I have batman on today... and a shitload of fuckers on ignore, should have done that a long time ago... you can even have a standing up, curve of the fat belly pic because you know... what’s the point of wearing batman knickers if you aren’t occasionally a little kickass? (I normally take superhero knicker pics lying down and breathing in - but fuck it, mostly an attempt to gain acceptance from the sort of shits I wouldn’t piss on if on fire...)

*edit - I should point out I don’t mean the regular visitors who have made clear they have no issue with fat belly pics... am I already upsetting people again...

I forgot how nice our cosy corner is here... what was I doing venturing into the playground when I had you lot instead?

I certainly didn't know about the pm onslaught. but that's a sign of the times, people are not as intelligent as they think and say things online and in RL that are * bizarre, odd, rude, offensive, unfactual (?), hurtful, mean. *

You've seen nasties here before though. That's why there is an
Iggy button.

I wonder if I'm on someone's ignore list?

 

[where_is_RUTH]

I’m hanging in here.

New Street station is a mess now they’ve ‘tidied’ it up. Makes no sense to me these days. Give me hometown station any day.

Yes. Our little corner of Lit is rather cosy. It’d be even better if Ruthie could stick to his ‘pleasure’ cushions (pun intended). I sat down on one and it was rather ... squishy. Never mind, ruthie, i’ll share my vintage ‘70s copies of Razzle.

Kids these days will never know our struggle to get porn.

 

[MrDevereaux]

Kids these days will never know our struggle to get porn.

It was all second hand, smuggled into the house in your school bag and stuck in the most ingenious places that no one would think of ... ever! Also, someone had always managed to spill something on the pages ... Coke, Tizer, or something

 

[MrDevereaux]

I wonder if I'm on someone's ignore list?

There must be a way to find out ... if someone doesn’t reply to you ... that might tell you a thing or two