Hello from London!

[AngelicaS1780]

My head hurts.

 

[Polranny]

Let's crowd fund and storm the AP life drawing class

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Let's crowd fund and storm the AP life drawing class

Some of these classes are virtually free, and if we all say 'I know the model' what do you reckon...

 

[where_is_RUTH]

I miss AP

 

[where_is_RUTH]

My head hurts.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

I miss AP

My head hurts.

Ahhh - I’ve only been gone 48 hrs... and I miss you too lovelies

Once I got over the initial upset (which mostly might be about deleting my thread because I put a lot of effort into that and those pics are gone for good...), I’ve been mother fucking fabulous...

Arguing with the sort of people that will vote against their own self interest was never going to end well - I’m an idiot who didn’t recognise that... me and the type of people that worry about the almost non existent men-hating-women were never going to find a middle ground.

It would have been nice if it hadn’t escalated into a pack mentality of people suggesting I should be sectioned or put down like a dog but fuck it, some people are completely incapable of civilised dialogue and once the pack smelt blood their cuntish childish bullying ramped up... fuck ‘em...

Probably jealous - did I mention I’ve been mother fucking fabulous?

The poor mans pammie swimsuit got her first and last pool swim... it did not hold up well, I’d thought my baywatch run was a good enough test but I had not considered buoyancy... so some random guy did get to see areole, fuck it, he’ll live... but given I sometimes stay in the same hotel as colleagues, pammie may have to be put away for hollibobs... but god it was nice to be back in the water, even if I did have to keep slotting the boobs back in... I got a whole 60 blissful minutes... 30 of them completely alone which allowed me to play one of my favourite games ‘this is what it’s like to be rich...’

And I have a ticket to see the fabulous looking Come From Away in a few weeks, I’d oooh’d and ahhhh’d about seeing it for a while and this mess here acted as a catalyst to finally booking a ticket... also have tickets for my Beautiful Laundrette on stage - the pet shop boys are composing the music so it should be amazeballs....

This whole silly shitty experience has also reminded me that I have a better quality of support in my corner. I have had some gorgeous messages, some from people I barely interact with - but in common, they are the thinkers and creators that make this such a rich place to be, people like you lot, I loves ya, you are my tribe,

ps - I was feeling it sashaying through London in my red sundress this morning, nobody told me there was bloomin’ wind coming... but you know what, even with a somewhat awkward long walk to the station trying to hold my dress - I still am mother fucking fabulous and so are you

Anywhos Twitter is fun, it feels a little naughty to post a near nip slip before commenting on a Chris Packham tweet on ants...

 

[AlliaPotestas]

I agree 100%. Unfortunately I somehow got caught up in that stupid nonsense. Please give AP my best and let her know we all need to laugh it off. Together. Maybe send her this because I am awful with words.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaJwoWfxFTE

Haha! That is a perfect Friday afternoon in my sunny kitchen song

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Haha! That is a perfect Friday afternoon in my sunny kitchen song

Although this is also good for a sunny Friday afternoon...

https://youtu.be/1bZfzscQMjU

 

[Spiritedlady]

Ahhh - I’ve only been gone 48 hrs... and I miss you too lovelies

Once I got over the initial upset (which mostly might be about deleting my thread because I put a lot of effort into that and those pics are gone for good...), I’ve been mother fucking fabulous...

Arguing with the sort of people that will vote against their own self interest was never going to end well - I’m an idiot who didn’t recognise that... me and the type of people that worry about the almost non existent men-hating-women were never going to find a middle ground.

It would have been nice if it hadn’t escalated into a pack mentality of people suggesting I should be sectioned or put down like a dog but fuck it, some people are completely incapable of civilised dialogue and once the pack smelt blood their cuntish childish bullying ramped up... fuck ‘em...

Probably jealous - did I mention I’ve been mother fucking fabulous?

The poor mans pammie swimsuit got her first and last pool swim... it did not hold up well, I’d thought my baywatch run was a good enough test but I had not considered buoyancy... so some random guy did get to see areole, fuck it, he’ll live... but given I sometimes stay in the same hotel as colleagues, pammie may have to be put away for hollibobs... but god it was nice to be back in the water, even if I did have to keep slotting the boobs back in... I got a whole 60 blissful minutes... 30 of them completely alone which allowed me to play one of my favourite games ‘this is what it’s like to be rich...’

And I have a ticket to see the fabulous looking Come From Away in a few weeks, I’d oooh’d and ahhhh’d about seeing it for a while and this mess here acted as a catalyst to finally booking a ticket... also have tickets for my Beautiful Laundrette on stage - the pet shop boys are composing the music so it should be amazeballs....

This whole silly shitty experience has also reminded me that I have a better quality of support in my corner. I have had some gorgeous messages, some from people I barely interact with - but in common, they are the thinkers and creators that make this such a rich place to be, people like you lot, I loves ya, you are my tribe,

ps - I was feeling it sashaying through London in my red sundress this morning, nobody told me there was bloomin’ wind coming... but you know what, even with a somewhat awkward long walk to the station trying to hold my dress - I still am mother fucking fabulous and so are you

Anywhos Twitter is fun, it feels a little naughty to post a near nip slip before commenting on a Chris Packham tweet on ants...

Oh hey! Nonchalant wave. So can we ask all your fans to stop messaging me to see how you are because, well you know, sometimes I want my own Male / Mail ?

Two things..... firstly, you completely ripped off my ambition to model for a life class. The fact that I never actually told you about that is neither here nor there. Sadly I will never achieve my ambition of being painted by Lucien Freud but maybe my ego wasn’t ready for that particularly brutal depiction - and I know he’s considered a bit dodgy in some parts.

Secondly, great shout out for Luisa Omielan. I just spent a slightly hungover day off pretending to iron and watching her videos. Goes brilliantly with my “ fuck the diet and still wear the bikini” attitude I have going at the moment. NYC lurkers are in luck because she’s heading their way. I’m well jell about the Twitter doo dah ( even though I don’t actually have twitter ). She’s a bit more diverse and talented than just stand up though isn’t she? Great find

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g2MskQOinwE

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Oh hey! Nonchalant wave. So can we ask all your fans to stop messaging me to see how you are because, well you know, sometimes I want my own Male / Mail ?

Two things..... firstly, you completely ripped off my ambition to model for a life class. The fact that I never actually told you about that is neither here nor there. Sadly I will never achieve my ambition of being painted by Lucien Freud but maybe my ego wasn’t ready for that particularly brutal depiction - and I know he’s considered a bit dodgy in some parts.

Secondly, great shout out for Luisa Omielan. I just spent a slightly hungover day off pretending to iron and watching her videos. Goes brilliantly with my “ fuck the diet and still wear the bikini” attitude I have going at the moment. NYC lurkers are in luck because she’s heading their way. I’m well jell about the Twitter doo dah ( even though I don’t actually have twitter ). She’s a bit more diverse and talented than just stand up though isn’t she? Great find

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g2MskQOinwE

She’s fab - I was introduced to her by Angelica via Honey... and I think I speak for everyone when I say there is no reason we couldn’t both do life classes

 

[where_is_RUTH]

She’s fab - I was introduced to her by Angelica via Honey... and I think I speak for everyone when I say there is no reason we couldn’t both do life classes

https://youtu.be/msQPHxTUgzI

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Philosophy by the Simpsons still relevant

Dilbert also

 

[UgliestSon]

Haha! That is a perfect Friday afternoon in my sunny kitchen song

Seems like I sat in London kitchen and drank and listened to this song every day at one point. Good to see you still around these parts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_MqfF0WBsU

 

[MrDevereaux]

Shit! Sorry to hear the AP thread debacle. I’ve spent time away from Lit ... which is both good and bad, mainly bad but has good elements.

AP: you’re a fantastic human being. There are some insufferable types on here that are interested in bringing people down or shouting down the good women.

Amazed to see the London thread still going ...

 

[Polranny]

Shit! Sorry to hear the AP thread debacle. I’ve spent time away from Lit ... which is both good and bad, mainly bad but has good elements.

AP: you’re a fantastic human being. There are some insufferable types on here that are interested in bringing people down or shouting down the good women.

Amazed to see the London thread still going ...

Hey, Mr D! Glad to see you around again

 

[MrDevereaux]

Hey, Mr D! Glad to see you around again

Likewise, Pol!

How are you doing?

 

[Polranny]

Likewise, Pol!

How are you doing?

Ups and downs, ins and outs, life goes on and we have to be up beat about it:

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Hey, Mr D! Glad to see you around again

Too true.



And a beautiful thing... https://youtu.be/7eGbv2mXanY

 

[MrDevereaux]

Too true.



And a beautiful thing... https://youtu.be/7eGbv2mXanY

How’ve you been, ruthie??

 

[where_is_RUTH]

How’ve you been, ruthie??

Right now my balls feel a little strained, thanks for asking, so I've put some loose sleeping shorts on. Nothing a massage wouldn't cure...

Hmmm, over sharing much?

I like being called Ruthie. You know this whole thing with the British Ambassador, well his name is Kim.

Apparently no one (babies) was named Gary or Keith last year. Just got me thinking that it's a shame we don't have boys called
Leslie
Shirlie (big daddy)
Kim

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Yes I know those aren't the right was of spelling them. Can't be arsed duckduckhgo-ing them

 

[where_is_RUTH]

I know, scintillating repartee (but with Allia on the ropes) my chances of being last man standing (yes that's deliberate) the winner is the person to post last. (Yes I made that rule up also... Go on , make up a rule, it's fun!*)


Aidan
Austin
Barry
Claude
Curtis
Douglas
Elliot
Flynn
Gary
Harley
Ira
James
Jude
Lyle
Mason
Murray
Neil
Noah
Owen
Quincy
Raleigh
Roy
Sawyer
Spencer

All originally girls names! Who knew.





















*except the bollocks one about shooting a Welshman with a bow n arrow in Chester!

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Don't believe Allia is gone.

She's lurking, I can feel it.

If you strike me down, I'll become more powerful than you can know! (Name that film)

 

[MrDevereaux]

There is a video somewhere about antiquated laws, some dude walked around breaking them. One of them was about handling a fish suspiciously in public (I think), another about singing lewd ballads in public (I think it was involving a Prime Minister or prominent government figure), another about wearing suit of armour in Houses of Parliament

 

[MrDevereaux]

Don't believe Allia is gone.

She's lurking, I can feel it.

If you strike me down, I'll become more powerful than you can know! (Name that film)

I hope she’s not gone