londonfemme
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i was on chancery lane today too. pretty muggy weather. anyway, hello.
Hello from London!
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MrDevereaux
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Good to see everyone’s enjoying decent weather
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Yep! Pretty good in Somerset. What's it been like in West London?
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Haha - this is what the revolution looks like 
Please god, let this story be true..
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...n-elections-protest-milkshaking-a8926011.html
Please god, let this story be true..
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...n-elections-protest-milkshaking-a8926011.html
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Hello newbies. I was no where near Chancery Lane...
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we have actually been hearing about the whole British milkshake thing on the news in the USHaha - this is what the revolution looks like
Please god, let this story be true..
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...n-elections-protest-milkshaking-a8926011.html
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OIC. Things have escalated then! Most of the assholes deserved to get cornered like that.But him getting held hostage to additional milkshake holders is new!
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But him getting held hostage to additional milkshake holders is new!
Three guys spotted in vicinity of his bus. He got scared and wouldn’t come out until someone told the mean boys to go home
Yes, it happened.
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Assailant charged with common 'assault-ed caramel'
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Vote vote vote! I’ll do Democracy candy floss for everyone 
And British toast made with British bread in British toasters with British butter and British jam... (that toaster is by an American company apparently - someone had one job, produce a British bread propaganda poster and they fucked it up with a foreign toaster... least it wasn’t a German toaster... or a French one...)
Also two brexitters arguing about who is the most brexit-y... you’re welcome...
https://twitter.com/davemacladd/status/1130964633442017287?s=21
I know the EU has its faults but whatever side of the fence you sit on, please recognise Nigel fuckface Farage and his dirty, nasty, racist Brexit party are not the way the forward, we are better than this,
And in case you need an extra poignant reminder as you place your x,
And British toast made with British bread in British toasters with British butter and British jam... (that toaster is by an American company apparently - someone had one job, produce a British bread propaganda poster and they fucked it up with a foreign toaster... least it wasn’t a German toaster... or a French one...)
Also two brexitters arguing about who is the most brexit-y... you’re welcome...
https://twitter.com/davemacladd/status/1130964633442017287?s=21
I know the EU has its faults but whatever side of the fence you sit on, please recognise Nigel fuckface Farage and his dirty, nasty, racist Brexit party are not the way the forward, we are better than this,
And in case you need an extra poignant reminder as you place your x,
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Love the Brexit vid. So who started the whole snowflake thing? The US or the UK? LOLVote vote vote! I’ll do Democracy candy floss for everyone
And British toast made with British bread in British toasters with British butter and British jam... (that toaster is by an American company apparently - someone had one job, produce a British bread propaganda poster and they fucked it up with a foreign toaster... least it wasn’t a German toaster... or a French one...)
Also two brexitters arguing about who is the most brexit-y... you’re welcome...
https://twitter.com/davemacladd/status/1130964633442017287?s=21
I know the EU has its faults but whatever side of the fence you sit on, please recognise Nigel fuckface Farage and his dirty, nasty, racist Brexit party are not the way the forward, we are better than this,
And in case you need an extra poignant reminder as you place your x,
Lovely quote an drawing of Jo Cox
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UK Public Sex...er Service Announcement
Ok so I had fun with my porn card posts...but I was just ahead of my time. For all of you kinky sexy and fun UL litsters I found this link to an "anonymous way to get your over 18 pornography access.
https://www.ageid.com/press/article/21
I guess I would call this a real porn card...wouldn't you?
Ok so I had fun with my porn card posts...but I was just ahead of my time. For all of you kinky sexy and fun UL litsters I found this link to an "anonymous way to get your over 18 pornography access.
https://www.ageid.com/press/article/21
I guess I would call this a real porn card...wouldn't you?
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Happy bank holiday wankers...
(Anyone else on holiday?)
Bye bye
(Anyone else on holiday?)
Bye bye
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I think the snowflake turn was you lot...
Face to face age validation though...
Are you on holiday in the same place I’m on holiday... wear a pink carnation so I know...
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Pasties and cream teas land
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That's why these babies are selling like hotcakes in the UK!
https://mms.businesswire.com/media/20130610005192/en/372008/5/640.jpg
https://mms.businesswire.com/media/20130610005192/en/372008/5/640.jpg
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Keep your eyes out for sexy grockles and emmets, its a wank holiday weekend so there'll be plenty around
where_is_RUTH
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I'll be the grockle,!
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Is it a fancy dress party?!
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Saw a female comedian last night who made the valid argument you should never ask someone what they are thinking - it’s rude. This followed on from a bit about the fabulous Michelle Obama’s book in which she knew he was the one when early in their relationship, in bed one night, she said ‘what are you thinking?’ and he said ‘I was thinking about how to end income equality’... which is almost certainly a lie...
The comedian said she was recently asked and said she was thinking about how sad people are when they see one magpie and maybe she should get a magpie costume and put it on when a lone magpie appears...
That’s what she said....
What she was actually thinking about was what if.... instead of mouth to mouth to save someone’s life, it was mouth to arse...
You’re welcome, laters, x
The comedian said she was recently asked and said she was thinking about how sad people are when they see one magpie and maybe she should get a magpie costume and put it on when a lone magpie appears...
That’s what she said....
What she was actually thinking about was what if.... instead of mouth to mouth to save someone’s life, it was mouth to arse...
You’re welcome, laters, x
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Yes... if the question is ‘is it a fancy dress party?’ The answer is always yes...
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There seem to be quite of few of these "bank holiday" things in the UK. What is that all about?
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It’s just an excuse to go out and get hammered.
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