Hello from London!

[AlliaPotestas]

I have dinner with a client I don’t know next week, which feels a bit weird given my shyness but we are both staying over and couldn’t find any other time to meet... plus he directly asked and I couldn’t very well say no...

Anywhos - looking at things near his hotel, do I go with Hello Darling or The Spread Eagle?

 

[spawnofdavey]

I have dinner with a client I don’t know next week, which feels a bit weird given my shyness but we are both staying over and couldn’t find any other time to meet... plus he directly asked and I couldn’t very well say no...

Anywhos - looking at things near his hotel, do I go with Hello Darling or The Spread Eagle?

Only one winner there... Spread Eagle.

 

[MrDevereaux]

Hey there peter, im from midlands feel free to message me anytime u fancy a chat n if im free n on here ill be sure to send one bk.

Hello lilyrose!

Welcome to the thread.

 

[Spiritedlady]

I have dinner with a client I don’t know next week, which feels a bit weird given my shyness but we are both staying over and couldn’t find any other time to meet... plus he directly asked and I couldn’t very well say no...

Anywhos - looking at things near his hotel, do I go with Hello Darling or The Spread Eagle?

Well the Spread Eagle is the obvious gag....

Hello Darling doesn’t open until the 1st May so maybe you don’t want to risk it ?

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Hello lilyrose!

Welcome to the thread.

That ass will definitely fit in. Hi also.

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Well the Spread Eagle is the obvious gag....

Hello Darling doesn’t open until the 1st May so maybe you don’t want to risk it ?

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1125619

Just saying I'd like to be at the eagle!

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Talking about culture.

Local place is doing https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shibori

I got my shibari hopes up... I turn up with my stuff, and Granny turns up with her material.

 

[Crackedcolumn]

do what SL says... because she is hypnotic... could be boobs, not sure.

I'm just a crass American Texan... Speaking of accents..... love accents, and by accents I mean there was a young lady from London who spent a year at my high school...………. she was not the sharpest tool in the shead, but every time she spoke blood flowed to the wrong brain. unfortunately this was during a formative point in my life.


so potted plants... who has grown Carolina reapers?

 

[spawnofdavey]

Well the Spread Eagle is the obvious gag....

Hello Darling doesn’t open until the 1st May so maybe you don’t want to risk it ?

I'm nothing if not obvious!

 

[Spiritedlady]

do what SL says... because she is hypnotic... could be boobs, not sure.

I'm just a crass American Texan... Speaking of accents..... love accents, and by accents I mean there was a young lady from London who spent a year at my high school...………. she was not the sharpest tool in the shead, but every time she spoke blood flowed to the wrong brain. unfortunately this was during a formative point in my life.


so potted plants... who has grown Carolina reapers?

Hey Friend.... you’re back. I’m hungover. If you like British women we should get AP to do a voice recording for you because she’s almost into Mary Poppins in the voice territory ( though poor MP was not so blessed in the rack department). Perhaps in return you could record yourself saying 2 simple words for me “ Yes Ma’am” ..... not much to ask is it? Especially as I’ve provided such a supercalifragilisticexpidaliotious avatar for your delight.

No idea on the pot plant conundrum.

 

[Crackedcolumn]

Hey Friend.... you’re back. I’m hungover. If you like British women we should get AP to do a voice recording for you because she’s almost into Mary Poppins in the voice territory ( though poor MP was not so blessed in the rack department). Perhaps in return you could record yourself saying 2 simple words for me “ Yes Ma’am” ..... not much to ask is it? Especially as I’ve provided such a supercalifragilisticexpidaliotious avatar for your delight.

No idea on the pot plant conundrum.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1WjBQCBJHJE

 

[Spiritedlady]

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1WjBQCBJHJE

Oh fuck.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1WjBQCBJHJE

Am I allowed to say you sound day drunk?

Sorry - t’was rude of me, Texan drawl... now you’ve given us your yes ma’am, I think SL should put the uniform on - then we’ll all say yes ma’am

What say you SL?

 

[Spiritedlady]

Am I allowed to say you sound day drunk?

Sorry - t’was rude of me, Texan drawl... now you’ve given us your yes ma’am, I think SL should put the uniform on - then we’ll all say yes ma’am

What say you SL?

If only I have such a thing.... long since abandoned ( stolen undoubtedly by my police brethren ).

I do have a nice surrender collar.

Cracked Column gets a reward for excessive obedience..... but for his eyes only.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

If only I have such a thing.... long since abandoned ( stolen undoubtedly by my police brethren ).

I do have a nice surrender collar.

Cracked Column gets a reward for excessive obedience..... but for his eyes only.

Do I want to know what a surrender collar is?

 

[Spiritedlady]

Do I want to know what a surrender collar is?

More commonly known as slave collars.... it’s just the association of me and slavery doesn’t sit very comfortably ( nor indeed does the collar nowadays)

 

[AngelicaS1780]

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1WjBQCBJHJE

Am I allowed to say you sound day drunk?
Sorry - t’was rude of me, Texan drawl...

A Texas accent? Much more a Beto O'Rourke than a Dubya. Was hoping for a little more drawl in your y'all.

 

[Crackedcolumn]

indeed I was, alas season 5 of GOT plus time has sobered me up. at least until next time.

its true my drawl isn't terrible, but the ya'lls and mam' flow pretty easily, along with howdys.

perhaps I should have requested voice responses.... saying very british things like how to make cookies (biscuts)? or reading a history of gardening principles.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

indeed I was, alas season 5 of GOT plus time has sobered me up. at least until next time.

its true my drawl isn't terrible, but the ya'lls and mam' flow pretty easily, along with howdys.

perhaps I should have requested voice responses.... saying very british things like how to make cookies (biscuts)? or reading a history of gardening principles.

Love GOT - can’t risk spoilers though, and we get it at 2am otherwise we’d get the yankie spoilers, so have watched on the Monday morning train... first episode of the new series only featured three naked women but still made it slightly uncomfortable viewing given the prim looking Asian lady sat next to me... you can’t very well explain to a stranger that you’re not watching porn on the train...

 

[Polranny]

Love GOT - can’t risk spoilers though, and we get it at 2am otherwise we’d get the yankie spoilers, so have watched on the Monday morning train... first episode of the new series only featured three naked women but still made it slightly uncomfortable viewing given the prim looking Asian lady sat next to me... you can’t very well explain to a stranger that you’re not watching porn on the train...

Am I the only feckin dragon not to have watched GOT even though I was approached for work as an extra (IRW true, most of Ireland was). Storm Hannah clipping my wings at the moment .

 

[where_is_RUTH]

More commonly known as slave collars.... it’s just the association of me and slavery doesn’t sit very comfortably ( nor indeed does the collar nowadays)

The mere fact you own one (and wore it previous) is enhancing, enticing, elucidating.

You might enjoy getting someone else to wear it?

Also.

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2019/apr/26/london-porn-festival-protests

Anyone?

 

[Spiritedlady]

The mere fact you own one (and wore it previous) is enhancing, enticing, elucidating.

You might enjoy getting someone else to wear it?

I’ve worn it out periodically to works dinners / dances etc because I like to off-set any view of me as “ one particular thing” - whatever that one particular thing might be. I would enjoy someone else wearing it yes


Also.

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2019/apr/26/london-porn-festival-protests

Anyone?

I’ve only skimmed it.... I mostly have sympathy with the feminist cause but I refuse to be involved in a battle to eliminate one set of rules I didn’t ask for in order to be subjected to another set - particularly when it comes to my preferences in the bedroom. Why the fuck do they consider themselves qualified For a start?

That being said if you’re a consumer of porn you’d be advised to think about the consequences of the production beyond your own orgasm ( just because it feels good doesn’t make it right )

 

[Spiritedlady]

Am I the only feckin dragon not to have watched GOT even though I was approached for work as an extra (IRW true, most of Ireland was). Storm Hannah clipping my wings at the moment .

I’m not a dragon but if it helps I haven’t watched it either. ( not remotely interested)

 

[UgliestSon]

I have not watched GOT either. Kinda prefer real life Drama and Crime if that makes any sense.

 

[MutualMike]

I’ve only skimmed it.... I mostly have sympathy with the feminist cause but I refuse to be involved in a battle to eliminate one set of rules I didn’t ask for in order to be subjected to another set - particularly when it comes to my preferences in the bedroom. Why the fuck do they consider themselves qualified For a start?

That being said if you’re a consumer of porn you’d be advised to think about the consequences of the production beyond your own orgasm ( just because it feels good doesn’t make it right )

The point at which we fail to value one another equally, to seek and give mutual respect and act only selfishly is when we cease to be fully human.