Sounds like a wonderful evening
Those eyes though!
Served as a side or with the main meallightly poached with an explosion of flavour as you bite down
I'll stop now promise.
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Ha ha. You two need to quit.
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Greetings all... met my 3rd Litster last night for a drink. For some reason his tongue didn’t end up in my mouth.
I’m in awe of you missus... I am far less brave but stay safe and have someone know where you are going and all that jazz (sorry - I’m very mumsy for a cold hearted childless bitch,
)Just a drink then? Anywhere nice??
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Horny as. F*** with no relief.
And burlesque talk is not helping
And burlesque talk is not helping
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I’m in awe of you missus... I am far less brave but stay safe and have someone know where you are going and all that jazz (sorry - I’m very mumsy for a cold hearted childless bitch,
Just a drink then? Anywhere nice??
Just one drink, nowhere special. You could come and meet me for a drink AP sometime .... much less chance of me being a serial killer ( statistically speaking)
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I saw a prog on tv last night about joanne dennehy. , scary lady! Puts rose West to shame
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Fuck off.
That could just mean women cover their tracks better
Oh no Ruthie! If women were serial killers you’d fucking know about it.
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Sounds like a wonderful evening
Those eyes though!
Two or more of them?
How the fuck didn’t he kiss you?
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I have an ex that used to cuddle up to me in bed and piss up my back when he’d had too many.
I am NOT into water sports.
I am NOT into water sports.
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Just one of the reasons he's an ex.
Same goes for fighting, if you can't handle your drink, don't drink
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When I used to drink I can say that I've never got into a fight or pissed anywhere inappropriate.
I will confess I fell asleep in a hedge once though.
I will confess I fell asleep in a hedge once though.
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That seems quaintly British
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Absolutely! That's what Brown Ale does to a young man.
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Hey there peter, im from midlands feel free to message me anytime u fancy a chat n if im free n on here ill be sure to send one bk.
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Unfortunately our Peter isn’t here any more and hasn’t even responded to my Skype message asking that he records us a final message as we are kicked off the thread at 5k posts... I wanted his posh voice telling us to get off his grass... which would have amused me if no one else...
Lots of lovely gents to choose from though...
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Nice new avatar there AP.
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Easter innit...
Indeed.. you got one of you in a shroud?
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Who wants to go to Stroud! It's shit.
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