Hello from London!

[silent_partner]

An open letter to all my London partners in Litster crime

I no longer am but proba ...no certainly still can 69
Many thanks to you all for your kind birthday wishes
It seems strange that i am spending it home alone but it does mean that I am able to fart in my bath, scratch my bollux, drink milk straight from the carton, eat jelly and ice cream (thanks nick) for breakfast and , hit the falling over water before the sun, yes the sun, is over the yard arm.
Special thanks to Allia for her video message and to Angelica for her 'attention to detail'
Reverting to my Welsh roots I shall presently try to orchestrate the Men of Harlech
Returning to London later where I expect you all to join me for a bit of rabbit in Dirty Dicks and then proceed to the Guinea in Bruton Place for a pint or seven of Youngs Special. I never got my Youngs passport , missed out on four stamps, one because I was already barred by the wanker landlord.
Toodle pip one and all, merry Easter,
Pol

well said. happy birthday!

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Football advice needed before the 11.30 cutoff for fantasy football...

Thanks in advance big pants

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=90688923&postcount=1699

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Football advice needed before the 11.30 cutoff for fantasy football...

Thanks in advance big pants

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=90688923&postcount=1699

There's a braless woman thread... Nice to see

As for the football. (What do I know)

Maybe consolidate 4th position. Look behind you as well as in front. Stick with what has worked (blindly) for you. That way if 3rd fucks up, by concentrating on your own game you'll sail past him.

See, pep talk. I could be a manager.

Oh and this reminds me. Picking stocks is the same as fantasyland football. The experts are just cocks who think they know what they are doing (as you are proving)

 

[AlliaPotestas]

There's a braless woman thread... Nice to see

As for the football. (What do I know)

Maybe consolidate 4th position. Look behind you as well as in front. Stick with what has worked (blindly) for you. That way if 3rd fucks up, by concentrating on your own game you'll sail past him.

See, pep talk. I could be a manager.

Oh and this reminds me. Picking stocks is the same as fantasyland football. The experts are just cocks who think they know what they are doing (as you are proving)

Have you just called me a cock?

 

[MrDevereaux]

Football advice needed before the 11.30 cutoff for fantasy football...

Thanks in advance big pants

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=90688923&postcount=1699

Arsenal. The thing with Arsenal is ...

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Arsenal. The thing with Arsenal is ...

Morning Moss

 

[phil_o]

Arsenal. The thing with Arsenal is ...

Not enough hours in the day ...l..

 

[phil_o]

Football advice needed before the 11.30 cutoff for fantasy football...

Thanks in advance big pants

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=90688923&postcount=1699

Don't change anything then you won't be saying later " if only I had kept it the same"

I did run a boys football team and would always ask my son what he thought before the game, even at the age of 14/15 he knew more then me.

 

[MrDevereaux]

Morning Moss

*sprays water on hot ears*

 

[Polranny]

Football advice needed before the 11.30 cutoff for fantasy football...

Thanks in advance big pants

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=90688923&postcount=1699

I am to fantasy football what Prince Phillip is to the institute of advanced motorists. I gather that I am advising you too late; however... I suggest Stanley Matthews, Pickles the dog, David Vine and Glen Hoddle, not forgetting Pope John Paul who was an accomplished goalkeeper.
It being Easter - Jesus Saves - but Crouchie (aka Saint Peter) scores on the rebound

 

[where_is_RUTH]

*sprays water on hot ears*

Roy's t-shirts are legendary

 

[MrDevereaux]

Roy's t-shirts are legendary

I’ve seen more than a couple of his on qwertee ... you can spend a small fortune on there!!!!

 

[MrDevereaux]

Is fantasy football with handcuffs and riding crops?

 

[Polranny]

Is fantasy football with handcuffs and riding crops?

I think it is. The Sweet FA horse and hound cup final is held at Wembley with Clare Balding in the cumonterry box

 

[where_is_RUTH]

I think it is. The Sweet FA horse and hound cup final is held at Wembley with Clare Balding in the cumonterry box

Horse and hound... Some of those posh Housewives are dirty, depraved and deficient in good sex.

 

[Polranny]

Horse and hound... Some of those posh Housewives are dirty, depraved and deficient in good sex.

I'm sure there will be some thoroughbreds even in the Wembley arena

 

[hotoldrguy]

Football advice needed before the 11.30 cutoff for fantasy football...

Thanks in advance big pants

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=90688923&postcount=1699

OK I am jealous. You got to demolish and entire shed and yesterday all I got to do was wack the crap out off a bunch of shelves in a large closet!

Love the pica and glad you are enjoying sunny summer. It is raining here once again. I am not sure if any of you read Ray Bradbury . But there are more and more times around here it feels I am on the rain planet looking for a working Sun Dome.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

OK I am jealous. You got to demolish and entire shed and yesterday all I got to do was wack the crap out off a bunch of shelves in a large closet!

Love the pica and glad you are enjoying sunny summer. It is raining here once again. I am not sure if any of you read Ray Bradbury . But there are more and more times around here it feels I am on the rain planet looking for a working Sun Dome.

Yep - looking for more things to smash the crap out of now

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Hottest day of the year and stuck in MiLs flat... she has the fucking heating on... I really can’t cope anymore... who’s going to rescue me? I need a fake phone call...

 

[hotoldrguy]

Hottest day of the year and stuck in MiLs flat... she has the fucking heating on... I really can’t cope anymore... who’s going to rescue me? I need a fake phone call...

Give me your number..I will even pay the oversees toll.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Give me your number..I will even pay the oversees toll.

Have you got a good story ready to use?

 

[hotoldrguy]

Have you got a good story ready to use?

We could always say your father fell down a well. Might as well get some good use out of his calling you before

 

[AngelicaS1780]

We could always say your father fell down a well. Might as well get some good use out of his calling you before

Good thing Lassie was around to let us know.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Good thing Lassie was around to let us know.

LOL I knew someone would get that analogy

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Good thing Lassie was around to let us know.

Lassie was a female dog playing a male character... actually I might have made that up