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A uniformed copper?! Is it me ... or ... did it just get hot in here.
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A uniformed copper?! Is it me ... or ... did it just get hot in here.
where_is_RUTH
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Do!!
I lack the talent - instead I shall be reading from a book of medieval welsh erotic poetry
I need the title please!
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In one case you changed your mind within a minute - definitely a glitch... I know what it’s like to glitch...
That's matrix level shit (I'm catching up here!)
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I forgot you’d been a copper... I remember now, we discussed your uniform...
I hadn't forgotten
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Uniform services
Oh I’m such a disappointment.... no uniform here I’m afraid.( And I never attracted anyone when I had one) I do understand the attraction though..... I love a man in uniform especially if he has a Glock strapped to his thigh.
Oh I’m such a disappointment.... no uniform here I’m afraid.( And I never attracted anyone when I had one) I do understand the attraction though..... I love a man in uniform especially if he has a Glock strapped to his thigh.
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Hello! Are you beauty or the beast? x
where_is_RUTH
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Is it me you're looking for?
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Hello from a part time Londoner! Actually a midlander but I spend my week nights in the big smoke...
Not looking for a chat friend but:
a) please please please record a bit of your voice, I need to know what the sexiest voice in the office sounds like
b) what sort of colleagues have you got that suggest literotica?I’d never recommend it to someone I work with, partly because I wouldn’t want them to find out I am posting my bits but still...
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Ta! It’s ok... one of my few ok features... it’s a walkers arse... I do a huge amount of walking...
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Wow. Quite powerful in idea and imagery. Thank you for sharing the poem and your lovely voice.
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If anyone has spare time between now and April 6th and fancies a bit of culture. The Phlegm exhibit in Sheffield is well worth seeing. No, not an exhibit of stuff hacked from the lungs of some decrepit pensioner.
https://sheffieldnewsroom.co.uk/news/phlegm-giants/
https://sheffieldnewsroom.co.uk/news/phlegm-giants/
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Wow. Quite powerful in idea and imagery. Thank you for sharing the poem and your lovely voice.
I can’t remember how I stumbled across that poem but it seems apt for world poetry day,
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This looks amazing but with it being Mother’s Day next weekend, I can’t see me getting time to see it in time - boo!
Hope you get to take your little man,
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That Phlegm exhibit looks super cool!This looks amazing but with it being Mother’s Day next weekend, I can’t see me getting time to see it in time - boo!
Hope you get to take your little man,
You have Mothers Day in April? We have it in May.
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Last Sunday in March... it’ll be a busy weekend as I have a fun day out on the Saturday which I’ll tell you about when it’s over and no one can stalk me
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Oooh. That looks really cool. I definitely would enjoy that.
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Morning all! 
Well, nearly noon.
I'm on my way to the clinic, it seems I've strained some muscles in my shoulder/upper arm a couple of weeks ago, and it's gotten worse.
I'm hoping he'll prescribe some good drugs and a full body massage.
Well, nearly noon.I'm on my way to the clinic, it seems I've strained some muscles in my shoulder/upper arm a couple of weeks ago, and it's gotten worse.
I'm hoping he'll prescribe some good drugs and a full body massage.
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Morning all!
I'm on my way to the clinic, it seems I've strained some muscles in my shoulder/upper arm a couple of weeks ago, and it's gotten worse.
I'm hoping he'll prescribe some good drugs and a full body massage.
Ugh. I am currently in physical therapy for rotator cuff and bicep tendinitis. It's getting better, but slowly. Hope you are feeling better soon, my dear.
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Ugh. I am currently in physical therapy for rotator cuff and bicep tendinitis. It's getting better, but slowly. Hope you are feeling better soon, my dear.
Thank you!
Wishing you a complete recovery, sooner rather than later.My discomfort is only minimal, but it became constant, and was getting worse. It turned out to be my bicep. He gave me a script for a muscle relaxant, told me to start eating paleo and lifting weights.
I don't know how i'm supposed to add even more to my overflowing plate, but I've got to make it work, somehow.
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Thank you!
My discomfort is only minimal, but it became constant, and was getting worse. It turned out to be my bicep. He gave me a script for a muscle relaxant, told me to start eating paleo and lifting weights.
I don't know how i'm supposed to add even more to my overflowing plate, but I've got to make it work, somehow.
From an ignorant Brit: wtf is paleo? Stick to bangers and mash with onion gravy and a dollop of mushy peas
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I think i can have that, actually!
Paleo is hunter/gatherer food. Meat, fish, eggs, fruit, veg.(tubers)
No grains, minimal dairy.
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Irony being that you might injure your shoulder/bicep when hunting or gathering!I think i can have that, actually!
Paleo is hunter/gatherer food. Meat, fish, eggs, fruit, veg.(tubers)
No grains, minimal dairy.
I have had two frozen shoulders over theyears. Excruciating my painful and chronic
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Did you get them from Iceland? Their shoulders of lamb are hit and miss.
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