Hello from London!

[MrDevereaux]

My internet search history is bad enough without you encouraging me to look up, homemade, fetish, rubber, dolls, cloths (THERE'S A COMMA BETWEEN RUBBER AND DOLLS!!!)

and that's enough whiskey for me tonight... NURSE!

Interesting search history?! You’re a writer too?! I’ve had to look up some *interesting* stuff for research ... very fine line what you click and what you know you stay away from.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Barbie’s friend Midge has a weird pregnant version.

https://thefw.com/strange-barbie-dolls/

And they really should have thought through wheelchair friend Becky not fitting through Barbie’s front door...

So... eBay is full of fetish barbie’s stuff (including cages and harnesses... tiny leg spreaders...)

And Etsy actually sells Barbie strap ons, I hope Ken’s ready for this...

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/602...query=barbie+fetish&ref=sr_gallery-1-11&col=1

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Btw - for those that don’t follow my thread - Friday, I’m doing Allia’ll Fix It should you have any requests...

 

[Spiritedlady]

Fetish Barbie

So much inspiration..... I would love the Tippi Hedren version. Sadly we actually have “ dog shit Barbie” - although the hoover put paid to most of the “ accessories”

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Was going to rant about preggers Barbie, but then I saw star trec Barbie... One for the wank bank!

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Btw - for those that don’t follow my thread - Friday, I’m doing Allia’ll Fix It should you have any requests...

https://youtu.be/4Ow4nkTgUUE

Inappropriate?

 

[where_is_RUTH]

So much inspiration..... I would love the Tippi Hedren version. Sadly we actually have “ dog shit Barbie” - although the hoover put paid to most of the “ accessories”

Hey you!

And we should all put this shit in the loft... People pay good money in the future for dog shit Barbie!

 

[AlliaPotestas]

So much inspiration..... I would love the Tippi Hedren version. Sadly we actually have “ dog shit Barbie” - although the hoover put paid to most of the “ accessories”

Oh my god - you’ve got pooper scooper Barbie! It begs the question... why?

Edited because I’ve just realised we have said hello before - been a while

 

[AlliaPotestas]

https://youtu.be/4Ow4nkTgUUE

Inappropriate?

I have no idea - I don’t click on links at work

 

[Spiritedlady]

Oh my god - you’ve got pooper scooper Barbie! It begs the question... why?

Edited because I’ve just realised we have said hello before - been a while

I have a small child....

I don’t talk about it much because
1) I’m on a sex site
2) I don’t like being pigeon holed
3) It attracts the type of man I’m not interested in.

Nice to see you all..... it’s been a while. X

 

[AlliaPotestas]

I have a small child....

I don’t talk about it much because
1) I’m on a sex site
2) I don’t like being pigeon holed
3) It attracts the type of man I’m not interested in.

Nice to see you all..... it’s been a while. X

I guessed it was for a kid not you, but still - did they want a pooper scooper Barbie?

Ignore me, I don’t have kids and thus don’t get it... lovely to see you back, nice to have a little more balance against the testosterone

 

[Spiritedlady]

I guessed it was for a kid not you, but still - did they want a pooper scooper Barbie?

Ignore me, I don’t have kids and thus don’t get it... lovely to see you back, nice to have a little more balance against the testosterone

Yeah sadly it was requested.... there’s no way on Gods earth I would choose Barbie... although they did launch a range of realistic dolls with “ curves”. That went down a storm with the purists naturally

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Hey. I'm a feminist!

Just with a dick... (Actually you're right,,, way to much man juice,,, I MEANT testosterone!)

Didn't someone work out that Barbie is physically impossible to he a real person?

 

[Polranny]

Yeah sadly it was requested.... there’s no way on Gods earth I would choose Barbie... although they did launch a range of realistic dolls with “ curves”. That went down a storm with the purists naturally

Now available in the online lit store: bj Barbie, hand job Barbie, Ken with men
Newline of books being introduced: Famous Five go dogging (at Timmy's request), Noddy and Big Ears go hunting for glory holes; Topsy and Tim go rimming.
New order, about to be placed, suggestions please

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Hey. I'm a feminist!

Just with a dick... (Actually you're right,,, way to much man juice,,, I MEANT testosterone!)

Didn't someone work out that Barbie is physically impossible to he a real person?

Of course you’re a feminist - all decent men are, misogyny tends to be reserved for the insecure souls who can only make themselves feel powerful by putting women down...

And yes, she’d only have enough room for half a liver and would be physically incapable of walking upright...

https://www.rehabs.com/explore/dying-to-be-barbie/#.XJIqZ6SnzYU

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Now available in the online lit store: bj Barbie, hand job Barbie, Ken with men
Newline of books being introduced: Famous Five go dogging (at Timmy's request), Noddy and Big Ears go hunting for glory holes; Topsy and Tim go rimming.
New order, about to be placed, suggestions please

How about stuck in a data modelling workshop and losing the will to live Barbie?

 

[MrDevereaux]

Hello SpiritedLady,

I have a child as well. Hence my far too in depth and totally useless knowledge of certain things.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

https://youtu.be/4Ow4nkTgUUE

Inappropriate?

You know me - I don’t do inappropriate

 

[Spiritedlady]

Hello SpiritedLady,

I have a child as well. Hence my far too in depth and totally useless knowledge of certain things.

Hello there..... yeah you become a parent and discover why there are branches of Costa coffee at the cinema ( all those animated children’s films on Saturday morning)

So what’s interesting about you is that you joined in September and already have over 700 posts....that’s one chatty fella right there.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Hello there..... yeah you become a parent and discover why there are branches of Costa coffee at the cinema ( all those animated children’s films on Saturday morning)

So what’s interesting about you is that you joined in September and already have over 700 posts....that’s one chatty fella right there.

Seems about average to me. I have seen several people with over 1000 posts in the first three months of joining.

 

[Polranny]

Hello there..... yeah you become a parent and discover why there are branches of Costa coffee at the cinema ( all those animated children’s films on Saturday morning)

So what’s interesting about you is that you joined in September and already have over 700 posts....that’s one chatty fella right there.

Spirited Lady, Mr.D is wise beyond his years, and, for that matter, his posts. Please, don't get him talking about his allotment , let him stick to that which is of interest to us all, ( only joking about your plant based life Mr D!):

 

[Jing83]

Seems about average to me. I have seen several people with over 1000 posts in the first three months of joining.

Wouldn't you have to be almost constantly on the boards to do that!

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Wouldn't you have to be almost constantly on the boards to do that!

Certainly would seem that way. Although there are threads on the Playground, word games and such, where it is fairly easy to boost one’s post count, I still think a person would have to be spending a lot of time on Lit.

 

[MrDevereaux]

Hello there..... yeah you become a parent and discover why there are branches of Costa coffee at the cinema ( all those animated children’s films on Saturday morning)

So what’s interesting about you is that you joined in September and already have over 700 posts....that’s one chatty fella right there.

Indeed. You learn all the toilet spots and which to avoid. There’s a trend at the moment for places to have toilets code locked; only get the code when you buy a drink. I have a RADAR key.

I’ve posted mainly in this thread. I have my moments of being chatty

Yes. I just about know the words to Frozen’s “Let it Go” ... and “Everthing is Awesome”

 

[MrDevereaux]

Spirited Lady, Mr.D is wise beyond his years, and, for that matter, his posts. Please, don't get him talking about his allotment , let him stick to that which is of interest to us all, ( only joking about your plant based life Mr D!):

Oh, my dear Pol ... have you heard me talk about pencils?