Hello from London!

[AlliaPotestas]

My parents ran a guest house in Pembrokeshire. It was a great life apart from having to be nice and polite to the punters. Every horelier has a basil fawlty moment. My dads was when two teenage girls set fire to a waste paper basket in their room so he erected a tent on the lawn and put their cases in it and refusedbto letvthem back in

Haha! Don’t blame him... at least they got a tent...

 

[MrDevereaux]

Lesson two of APs how to talk dirty is available for sensible consumption ... what do you think my hotel neighbours do make of listening to a woman giggling in a bath whilst repeatedly saying ‘Jim Davidson’?

You mean what did they think after they’d wanked themselves silly?

 

[AlliaPotestas]

You mean what did they think after they’d wanked themselves silly?

There is no one wanking to me saying ‘Jim Davidson’ surely?

 

[hotoldrguy]

The Chief Executive of the Freemasons has admitted that there is a secret handshake, but anyone caught doing it outside the society would face ‘disciplinary action’.


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The Chief Executive of the Freemasons has admitted that there is a secret handshake, but anyone caught doing it outside the society would face ‘disciplinary action’.

Do not do this if you are NOT a Mason!!!

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/15/f2/7e/15f27ef80d3ff21e49a133c4e6f097f6.gif

 

[MrDevereaux]

There is no one wanking to me saying ‘Jim Davidson’ surely?

I can well imagine that there are a few perverts on here who have reached for a tissue after hearing that recording. Well, from the content of their posts.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

I can well imagine that there are a few perverts on here who have reached for a tissue after hearing that recording. Well, from the content of their posts.

Once more - folk are strange...

 

[MrDevereaux]

Once more - folk are strange...

Indeed.

Enjoying the unseasonable weather?

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Indeed.

Enjoying the unseasonable weather?

I wish... you lucky bastards.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

...and I cut the grass wearing my shorts on Sunday!

Show-off. Currently feels like 17F in Chicago.

 

[Polranny]

I wish... you lucky bastards.

Lucky, this will last for all of four days!

 

[MrDevereaux]

Lucky, this will last for all of four days!

People. This is the summer of 2019

Expect Winter to arrive next week for the next (counts hoiw many weeks left of the year)

 

[Polranny]

People. This is the summer of 2019

Expect Winter to arrive next week for the next (counts hoiw many weeks left of the year)

This morning I heard the first lawn mower of spring .
Why do all the neighbours' cats think my garden is a better place to shit in than their own?

 

[Daylightfire]

So many people in the office complaining that it's too hot... Genuinely.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Spring?Hot? It just snowed again here last night!

 

[Polranny]

Spring?Hot? It just snowed again here last night!

Well it rained here but Feb has been warmest on record. Doesnt stop that fucking cat .

 

[phil_o]

Well it rained here but Feb has been warmest on record. Doesnt stop that fucking cat .

Morning,

I have found the only way to keep cats out your garden is to have your own cats, and the best thing about having your own they shit somewhere else!

 

[AlliaPotestas]

In other news... there is a testicle flavoured beer... which makes me even more glad to be off the pop

https://munchies.vice.com/en_us/art...testicle-flavored-beer-exists?utm_source=dmfb

 

[phil_o]

One of mine will stroll around the garden then eventually come back inside and use the litter box! Weirdo!

LOL now you mention it we had one that did the same, would keep an eye on it to make sure it didn't use the tray then turn your back for 2 mins and get a hit of cat shit in the nostrils.

 

[phil_o]

In other news... there is a testicle flavoured beer... which makes me even more glad to be off the pop

https://munchies.vice.com/en_us/art...testicle-flavored-beer-exists?utm_source=dmfb

That's just so much balls.

Really, mind you Shephard Neame could be described as tasting of testicles! But if the only beer on offer still manage a pint or two.

You still vegan?

 

[AlliaPotestas]

That's just so much balls.

Really, mind you Shephard Neame could be described as tasting of testicles! But if the only beer on offer still manage a pint or two.

You still vegan?

I am! 60 days of no cheese and no wine - I’m surprised my body hasn’t gone into shock

 

[AlliaPotestas]

What is wrong with beer-flavoured beer? (Not that I drink any at all now) but Chocolate & Walnut Porter (or similar nonsense)? ... Fuck off!

Some say that I fail to understand vogues & fashion: Mostly correct

I do miss a chocolately baileys tho...

 

[phil_o]

I am! 60 days of no cheese and no wine - I’m surprised my body hasn’t gone into shock

I'm impressed, I find I can resist anything but temptation!

I've been a good veggie but bad vegan, I can't see me eating meat again any time soon but my vegan menu is so small still end up eating some dairy to make something edible!

I can recommend the jackfruit taco in the bosh book.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

I'm impressed, I find I can resist anything but temptation!

I've been a good veggie but bad vegan, I can't see me eating meat again any time soon but my vegan menu is so small still end up eating some dairy to make something edible!

I can recommend the jackfruit taco in the bosh book.

I’ve got the bosh book - got it at Christmas but not yet cooked anything from it (I have too many cool books...)

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Happy Saint David’s day (someone can tell me how to say it properly )

https://www.***********/s/y4gbw8gha5suj7k/Happy**0st**0David’s**0day.mp3?dl=0

 

[phil_o]

I’ve got the bosh book - got it at Christmas but not yet cooked anything from it (I have too many cool books...)

Cool books, I get that, don't have any myself but the wife does. It's her bosh book but I'm the only one who has used it!