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Daylightfire said:
Pretty full of tragically dull meetings
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Welcome to my world... although I am lucky to have at least one partner in crime often, who sends me instant messages where we pay no attention to the meeting and bitch privately about what a waste of time it is...
 
AlliaPotestas said:
Hope the day wasn’t too motherfucking, xx
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Had a fucker of a day.

Company came to install smart meter for utilities. Couldn’t do it as “problem”, same one as previous company but explained a little better. I’d switched to a new supplier that specialises in my type of situation. The guy who’d signed me up gave me assurances that it wouldn’t be a problem ... Cue rant. Tried to complain to the provider via website, cut my rant very short, couldn’t submit the complaint online as my postcode didn’t come up with my address. Yes. I may be a little unhinged and off my rocker but I am capable of inputting simple details. Took to Twitter ... get a DM asking for clarification. DM followed up fifteen minutes later by phone call from provider. Cue irate Mr. D (who DIDN’T swear on the phone! :nana: ) ... ten minutes later and calming down, complaint is logged. Breathe, Mr. D.

It took me a couple of hours to calm down from that. Bloody neurotransmitters.

Ordered Asda delivery to come before TLM arrives. Messaged his mum asking if can canshe bring him ... you’d think i’d asked something impossible.

Asda delivery arrives early (bonus!). Except. Only deliver half my order, half of someone else’s ... realised once the driver had left! Started filling out online form to let them know what’s happened. Get chilled in fridge. Just about to lock the door to pick TLM up when the drivers come back with my half order. Cue sigh of relief.

Text exchange with TLM’s mum. Suffice to say: her messages were C&P’d to a friend who said what I was thinking.

I’m wiped from today. Tomorrow should be a recovery day. Mental illness is a bitch, people.

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Polranny said:
I think you may be right. You never see them in the same place together .
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I cannot confirm or deny this rumour. What I will say is that in order to confirm this, you would need to have a second referendum. But. Your decision has already been made and therefore anything that might change that is a danger to democracy. Also. Pervert means pervert.
 
MrDevereaux said:
I cannot confirm or deny this rumour. What I will say is that in order to confirm this, you would need to have a second referendum. But. Your decision has already been made and therefore anything that might change that is a danger to democracy. Also. Pervert means pervert.
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Do you mean a second referendum and pervert the course of justice? There are a lot of justices who are most definitely perverts
 
Polranny said:
Do you mean a second referendum and pervert the course of justice? There are a lot of justices who are most definitely perverts
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I cannot confirm or deny that. I will say that many of our fine judges enjoy a pint of Olde Twatwaffle at Wetherspoons.
 
MrDevereaux said:
I cannot confirm or deny that. I will say that many of our fine judges enjoy a pint of Olde Twatwaffle at Wetherspoons.
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And ye owner of twatwaffling Wetherspoons is Tim Martin an arch brexiteer. Masonic influences? (Handshake and showing off a fine knee)
 
Polranny said:
And ye owner of twatwaffling Wetherspoons is Tim Martin an arch brexiteer. Masonic influences? (Handshake and showing off a fine knee)
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I have no clue what you are talking about.

(Proceeds to waggle an exposed leg, while imitating a chicken with one hand on head before shaking your hand in a long and elaborate fashion)

Masonic handshakes. Never heard of them.
 
I believe the trouser rolled up was to show you didn't have a manacle...

To severely paraphrase Groucho Marx " I don't want to be in a club where people have to prove they don't like/aren't wearing ankle manacles "
 
MrDevereaux said:
I have no clue what you are talking about.

(Proceeds to waggle an exposed leg, while imitating a chicken with one hand on head before shaking your hand in a long and elaborate fashion)

Masonic handshakes. Never heard of them.
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The Chief Executive of the Freemasons has admitted that there is a secret handshake, but anyone caught doing it outside the society would face ‘disciplinary action’.


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The Chief Executive of the Freemasons has admitted that there is a secret handshake, but anyone caught doing it outside the society would face ‘disciplinary action’.
 
I always thought masons were supposed to be extra secretive until I met one who wears a mason ring... when I commented two of my colleagues let slip that their dads are also in the order... ffs Londoners... weird hobbies... and they don’t let girls in (unless born a male) so fuck em..
 
My parents ran a guest house in Pembrokeshire. It was a great life apart from having to be nice and polite to the punters. Every horelier has a basil fawlty moment. My dads was when two teenage girls set fire to a waste paper basket in their room so he erected a tent on the lawn and put their cases in it and refusedbto letvthem back in
 
Lesson two of APs how to talk dirty is available for sensible consumption ... what do you think my hotel neighbours do make of listening to a woman giggling in a bath whilst repeatedly saying ‘Jim Davidson’?
 
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