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MrDevereaux said:
Good to hear you slept well. You did a good thing by asking for the thread to be taken down. We love you on this thread; we might not love Roland as much.
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I might just have Roland move in properly - he’s actually not been a bad house guest 😊

hotoldrguy said:
looks like you knew what you needed :)
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Indeedy... I may start another ampics thread at some point, but it had ceased to be much fun... and I felt stupidly lonely at times... far better to deal with my lonely hotel rooms with a good book, x
 
And we really appreciate you remaining on the London thread. A good book and occasional posts is fine by me
Keep well, sleep well.
 
Polranny said:
And we really appreciate you remaining on the London thread. A good book and occasional posts is fine by me
Keep well, sleep well.
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Precisely what Poly said. We love you. Occasional photos are good, but look after yourself!
 
MrDevereaux said:
I thought it was about something else ... never read it
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It's about mental health. (It's all the same person)

I'm more mature now (FUCK OFF, I AM) so I do need to re-read. I'm not a Philistine though, I got brave new world and I984 (clockwork orange is a bit much, and DeSade is fucked in the head but...)

Bit like AA Milne, all the characters are facets of his character (which probably makes him a fruitcake like the best of us)

Xx

P.s. I think the II hads is Jasper Fforde.
 
I used to wank over freeze framed vhs westerns (there's usually a rape scene in the old ones) as a kid..

Probably explains why I get a boner when someone whistles the good/bad/ugly theme tune!
 
where_is_RUTH said:
I used to wank over freeze framed vhs westerns (there's usually a rape scene in the old ones) as a kid..

Probably explains why I get a boner when someone whistles the good/bad/ugly theme tune!
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You bugger, just lodged an earworm when I was hoping for something classical. Magnificent 7 ,high noon, .........mind you Hopalong, Cassidy never raped anyone ... nor did Roy Rogers. Was anyone raped in Bunfight at the Ok corale?
 
Polranny said:
You bugger, just lodged an earworm when I was hoping for something classical. Magnificent 7 ,high noon, .........mind you Hopalong, Cassidy never raped anyone ... nor did Roy Rogers. Was anyone raped in Bunfight at the Ok corale?
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Roy Rogers. He was in that one with Hans Gruber.
 
Honestly gents - wanking to rape scenes - I dunno know...:rolleyes:

Side note - I’ve not seen many westerns. I have seen A Man Called Horse (and The Return of A Man Called Horse...) my father in law mentioned having seen it in the cinema when he was a young man and so when I had to babysit him one day I took them along and you could see the dementia fog lift...

Anywhos - I had no idea I was going to be watching a man be hauled up by hooks in his tits - this was not what I was expecting when I decided what a good idea it was to watch an old film from FiL’s youth...

I still have the DVDs, when he passed I put the darts, the fishing and the Mrs Browns Boys in the charity bag but I bought the Men called Horses home...
 
Morning from a wet windy but not to cold S London,

Best western has to be Soldier Blue, watched it at a private cinema club when about 14 or 15 we signed ip to the club hoping to see porn but that never materlised.

Watched the film on DVD a few years back and although dated a bit still a good film,
Stared Candice Bergen and Peter Strauss.

Plenty of rape scenes but can't say I wanted to wank over any of them!
 
phil_o said:
Morning from a wet windy but not to cold S London,

Best western has to be Soldier Blue, watched it at a private cinema club when about 14 or 15 we signed ip to the club hoping to see porn but that never materlised.

Watched the film on DVD a few years back and although dated a bit still a good film,
Stared Candice Bergen and Peter Strauss.

Plenty of rape scenes but can't say I wanted to wank over any of them!
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Morning from a work from home Midlander / not even heard of Soldier Blue... I ought to watch more films...
 
Roland update - yesterday I put additional traps in the loft, closer to what I think is his or hers main entrance/exit point. Quite hard because it’s right in the corner and while I am a short arse, I’m not actually Lilliputian (good job really or Roland would make a meal out of me...).

I also think he might be coming up a guttering pipe (the curved end has been knocked off by something recently) so I managed to sort of wedge a humane trap on the end - my thinking being he/they were probably asleep in the loft at the time and as they tried to exit, they’d fall into my trap. However the trap is empty, and the additional ones in the loft are also untouched - containing a mix of peanut butter, kinder joy, chocolate chip cookies and raisins (a farming relative told me at the weekend he’d once caught 28 mice who loved raisins). I’ve laid on a fucking banquet up there...

But... and I’m not holding my breath just yet... no activity on the cameras last night which is unusual... there has been activity either late night or early morning every day I think... and I didn’t hear anything either...

Not counting my chickens (or indeed rats) just yet... but I have assumed the fuckers are sleeping in my loft and heading out to hunt at night and therefore I assumed I was trapping them in by covering the pipe with the trap yesterday afternoon but is it possible they are sleeping somewhere else and just using my loft at night and that I have actually locked them out?

Of course it is possible they are just extra twitchy at me laying out new stuff and are hiding in a corner...

I am sure you can feel the tension building...
 
With that smorgasbord on offer they might be inviting their friends over for food!

You might be on the right track stopping them from entering from outside but as you know they have to be outside before you block their entrance in!

Work from home sounds good on a morning like today and always the chance of a long lunch and early finish!
 
phil_o said:
With that smorgasbord on offer they might be inviting their friends over for food!

You might be on the right track stopping them from entering from outside but as you know they have to be outside before you block their entrance in!

Work from home sounds good on a morning like today and always the chance of a long lunch and early finish!
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I know it’s better to lock them out than in - but I’m not messing around after dark when they are active...:eek:

It so happens I may have accidentally locked them out - keep everything crossed for me...
 
AlliaPotestas said:
Roland update - yesterday I put additional traps in the loft, closer to what I think is his or hers main entrance/exit point. Quite hard because it’s right in the corner and while I am a short arse, I’m not actually Lilliputian (good job really or Roland would make a meal out of me...).

I also think he might be coming up a guttering pipe (the curved end has been knocked off by something recently) so I managed to sort of wedge a humane trap on the end - my thinking being he/they were probably asleep in the loft at the time and as they tried to exit, they’d fall into my trap. However the trap is empty, and the additional ones in the loft are also untouched - containing a mix of peanut butter, kinder joy, chocolate chip cookies and raisins (a farming relative told me at the weekend he’d once caught 28 mice who loved raisins). I’ve laid on a fucking banquet up there...

But... and I’m not holding my breath just yet... no activity on the cameras last night which is unusual... there has been activity either late night or early morning every day I think... and I didn’t hear anything either...

Not counting my chickens (or indeed rats) just yet... but I have assumed the fuckers are sleeping in my loft and heading out to hunt at night and therefore I assumed I was trapping them in by covering the pipe with the trap yesterday afternoon but is it possible they are sleeping somewhere else and just using my loft at night and that I have actually locked them out?

Of course it is possible they are just extra twitchy at me laying out new stuff and are hiding in a corner...

I am sure you can feel the tension building...
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It certainly beats the tension of freeze framed vhs westerns. New series : ' What Roland did ' followed by 'What Roland did next ', no wanking allowed
 
Polranny said:
It certainly beats the tension of freeze framed vhs westerns. New series : ' What Roland did ' followed by 'What Roland did next ', no wanking allowed
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What about Kevin the Gerbil? How’s he doing these days? Has the Ratmobile gone through its MOT?

Will Gordon the Gopher win the territory challenge?
 
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