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We are all unhappy, pretending we aren’t really on the hamster wheel, the best we can hope for being a merciful death - yeah, I shouldn’t post when hormonal. I’m about to have a giant crumpet for breakfast - that’ll go some way to putting the world to rights...

Enjoy illicit encounters which I don’t know but I assume does what it says on the tin...

Hey, lovely AP.

Been meaning to post earlier, dealing with my own piles of shit at the moment, I just caught up with stuff properly ... big hugs and love to you. Pretending to be happy makes the private unhappiness worse. Philosophical, I know. I tend to not post when I’m feeling that way, otherwise I’d come across as the most miserable fucker ever. Well, I am a grumpy fucker most days.

I think you’re cool as fuck

Stick with the people that give you fuzzies. You know we’re going to have to start a new thread soon ... then derail it!
 
ps - I don’t think Ironfan explained how he saw Michaela Strachan in her undies at a hotel - enquiring minds want to know (not least to make sure I don’t end up scaring my fellow guests in my undies...)

She checked in late and ordered room service. I delivered and I presume she thought I would just leave the try. Needed a signature on the receipt though. :D
 
Hey, lovely AP.

Been meaning to post earlier, dealing with my own piles of shit at the moment, I just caught up with stuff properly ... big hugs and love to you. Pretending to be happy makes the private unhappiness worse. Philosophical, I know. I tend to not post when I’m feeling that way, otherwise I’d come across as the most miserable fucker ever. Well, I am a grumpy fucker most days.

I think you’re cool as fuck

Stick with the people that give you fuzzies. You know we’re going to have to start a new thread soon ... then derail it!

Will now you’ve got my interest... whose shall we derail? - is it mean that I think it would be quite funny to squat in one of glCock’s and just take it over? Just start talking about Eastenders or the football - speaking of which - Son! Woo! My captain scored... and I think he’s getting the three bonus point...

ps - I don’t actually watch Eastenders so it would mostly be chats abut the Sharon, Michelle and Arthur era...
 
She checked in late and ordered room service. I delivered and I presume she thought I would just leave the try. Needed a signature on the receipt though. :D

Oh my mother fucking God - Michaela Strachan was hoping for some delivery guy porn sex... :D.

Everyone knows you have to sign for room service... I have never answered in my undies :rolleyes:
 
Will now you’ve got my interest... whose shall we derail? - is it mean that I think it would be quite funny to squat in one of glCock’s and just take it over? Just start talking about Eastenders or the football - speaking of which - Son! Woo! My captain scored... and I think he’s getting the three bonus point...

ps - I don’t actually watch Eastenders so it would mostly be chats abut the Sharon, Michelle and Arthur era...

I was thinking of starting a personal ad ... ya never know. I could do with winding up giCock.

Don’t forget Ethel, Dot ... two women going crazy over Little Willie. Dr. Legg always round t Dot’s
 
I was thinking of starting a personal ad ... ya never know. I could do with winding up giCock.

Don’t forget Ethel, Dot ... two women going crazy over Little Willie. Dr. Legg always round t Dot’s

I always felt for Lofty... leaving the square with all his belongings in bin bags...

So you want your thread derailed? Happy to oblige - we can all pile in :D
 
Lord - someone save me... alone with mother in law and she is telling me about her toilet habits... and now asking about mine :eek:

Can someone teleport me outta here?
 
Lord - someone save me... alone with mother in law and she is telling me about her toilet habits... and now asking about mine :eek:

Can someone teleport me outta here?
Just tell her you use a butt plug so you do not have to go as often...could be a conversation ender:rolleyes:
 
Just tell her you use a butt plug so you do not have to go as often...could be a conversation ender:rolleyes:

Haha! The problems is she can’t hear properly and I have to shout to have her hear me - the whole care home would hear about my butt plug...:D
 
Haha! The problems is she can’t hear properly and I have to shout to have her hear me - the whole care home would hear about my butt plug...:D
ooops...that might work against you...or start an all out discussion of butt plug usage :D
 
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