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He's secret wearing suspenders and a lacy thong under his sharp suit.

I called it wrong... after FT, he moved onto fantasy football on his phone... I’m the kinky bugger not him... how’s your FF? I had a reasonable week...
 
Me? I've been reasonable all day, hitting a slump now.

Had a writing session with a friend, that was good. Firework display at local park (right next to my flat!) and was so fucking loud that i felt the air move with every explosion. I tried watching from the balcony, but wrong angle.

Hitting a slump now.
 
Me? I've been reasonable all day, hitting a slump now.

Had a writing session with a friend, that was good. Firework display at local park (right next to my flat!) and was so fucking loud that i felt the air move with every explosion. I tried watching from the balcony, but wrong angle.

Hitting a slump now.

A writing session - terribly civilised ;). I move in the wrong circles...
 
I know nothing about FF but noticed this today:

TIP: Footballers. Embark on a scintillating run of goal-scoring form by simply having me take you out of my Fantasy Football team.


Sound familiar to anyone?
 
I know nothing about FF but noticed this today:

TIP: Footballers. Embark on a scintillating run of goal-scoring form by simply having me take you out of my Fantasy Football team.


Sound familiar to anyone?

Oh gods yes. Also someone on a red hot streak when placed in my team will immediately forgot what football is or get injured/suspended.
 
Christmas cake made (so feeling a little smug)

One brandy for the mix, one for me! (As I've said, I'm in the Keith Floyd school of cooking)

I need to make mine, i've usually done it well before now! Usually do mine in August, then feed it with whisky. By December, it's cake flavoured whisky
 
Hello from not London but the land of train station military bands, weird killer statues with knives outside ‘the dark destroyer’ homes, naked lady statues and pissed off photobombing seagulls and canal locks against industrial backgrounds...

And the stars are so clear tonight, xx
 
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Hello from not London but the land of train station military bands, weird killer statues with knives outside ‘the dark destroyer’ homes, naked lady statues and pissed off photobombing seagulls and canal locks against industrial backgrounds...

And the stars are so clear tonight, xx

You in B'ham?
 
I don’t like Christmas cake... or Christmas pudding... it takes a lot of brandy butter to disguise Christmas pud... I do like a good Christmas trifle tho...

I made Christmas pud a few years running but mostly for an elderly relative who could no longer make her own... she gave me her recipe and I started making one for her and one for us... but she popped her clogs this year and I just can’t be arsed... very poor attitude...
 
If i'd been feeling in the mood earlier this year, and had money, i'd have offered to make cakes for people! I love doing the Christmas cake: it's the one day outside December where I listen to Christmas music and possibly watch Muppet Christmas Carol ... which reminds me, I need to find it out!!
 
If i'd been feeling in the mood earlier this year, and had money, i'd have offered to make cakes for people! I love doing the Christmas cake: it's the one day outside December where I listen to Christmas music and possibly watch Muppet Christmas Carol ... which reminds me, I need to find it out!!
I have never been that keen on Xmas cake, pudding or trifle, I don't like mince pies . I eat them to be sociable. What do you expect, I am a fucking dragon after all.
 
I have never been that keen on Xmas cake, pudding or trifle, I don't like mince pies . I eat them to be sociable. What do you expect, I am a fucking dragon after all.

MINCE PIES!!! I knew there was something i'd forgot to put on the shopping list this week! I'll have to get double next week.

Can dragons hold a mince pie? Do dragons celebrate Christmas? Do you have a dragon version of Band Aid?
 
My favourite food thing about Christmas is being able to eat even more cheese than usual ;)
 
Oh yes, the cheese board!! Cream Crackers don't matter.

As a kid I'd eat most things. Christmas pud was to rich though.

Now I'll eat anything. The richer the better. Same for the cheese. Smelly please.
Strong wine women and song!!!
 
Can’t beat a colston basset for crimbo... and for Red Leicester, try sparkenhoe - they have a lovely little farm shop if you find yourself in Leicestershire...
 
Cheese! Best part of any meal. I like cheese that makes my eyeballs sweat. I am spoilt for choice here in Somerset and had some BLACK CHEDDAR this very evening - nutty and creamy. Also have some 'scorpion cheddar' that is hot enough to blow the balls off a Christmas reindeer at twenty paces. Stinking Bishop has to be treated with respect. I am not over keen on goats cheese though.
Mr D: I leave mince pies to my cousin Puff (the magic pastry dragon), I am a Welsh dragon and celebrate Christmas. Do we have Band Aid ? Well I am currently trying to orcastrate the men of Harlech and ram them, gift wrapped, up Charlotte Church and Aled Jones' arses. Its an uphill struggle!
 
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