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AlliaPotestas said:
I’m out of the running then...

Mind - I’ve mentioned the dark spells right?
Smile - makes my eyes squint to nothing...
Mother - in a box
Shoes - I commute on foot too much for smart shoes...
Cook - yes...
Bake - rarely and my neglected sourdough starter is dying...
Legs - short and stumpy
Tits - too big
Arse - actually ok, I have a walkers arse...
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Mine:

Mind - just a little twisted, dark corners and places that get worked out through writing
Smile - been told that it makes a difference in people's days, that it is a great smile, also been told I don't smile enough.
Mother - next question
Shoes - in need of replacement, want a pair of fancy smart shoes that I can polish! (or a good pair of DMs)
Cook - yes, love to. I cook a mean Swedish Meatballs
Bake - nope, can do scones
Legs - yes, I have two
Tits - could do with less in the moob department, but have had compliments on 'Dad bod'
Arse - been told it's great, tight buns that are a delight to look at.
 
Polranny said:
Vision on. I have been checking on Polranny's angels fitness regime. Suggest topless yoga panted power walking barefoot in the park or on a track with Jimmy Choo trainers. Might have pile of cookery books on the head to improve deportment.]

Are your delicate little dragons ears ready for a response to your suggestion? :D
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MrDevereaux said:
Mine:

Mind - just a little twisted, dark corners and places that get worked out through writing
Smile - been told that it makes a difference in people's days, that it is a great smile, also been told I don't smile enough.
Mother - next question
Shoes - in need of replacement, want a pair of fancy smart shoes that I can polish! (or a good pair of DMs)
Cook - yes, love to. I cook a mean Swedish Meatballs
Bake - nope, can do scones
Legs - yes, I have two
Tits - could do with less in the moob department, but have had compliments on 'Dad bod'
Arse - been told it's great, tight buns that are a delight to look at.
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Mine:

Mind - scattergun, know a little about lots
Smile - when I do I feel a bit self conscious but it is generally liked
Mother - i had one, once
Shoes - i tend to wear one pair at a time, one on each foot
Cook - instinctive, passionate, but seldom stick to the recipe
Bake - happier to buy from the W.I but can bake
Legs - extend up to my arse
Tits - see my profile, I am proud of them
Arse - compact, generally admired
 
Polranny said:
Mine:

Mind - scattergun, know a little about lots
Smile - when I do I feel a bit self conscious but it is generally liked
Mother - i had one, once
Shoes - i tend to wear one pair at a time, one on each foot
Cook - instinctive, passionate, but seldom stick to the recipe
Bake - happier to buy from the W.I but can bake
Legs - extend up to my arse
Tits - see my profile, I am proud of them
Arse - compact, generally admired
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That made me laugh in the best possible way!
 
I always knew my Masters would come in handy: the sociology and anthropology of travel and tourism.
A sex holiday would have been a holiday taken by an apostrophised, abbreviated secretary
 
Since Ruth shared his list, here is mine, written on a busy train...

Must be kind, funny, intellectually curious and know his own mind (in that order...)

Should have kind eyes...

Bonus points for strong presence physically which doesn’t have to equate to being a big man. I am only 5’2, most men are taller anyway, but like a big fat cliche I rather like a man that makes me feel safe even if the feminist in me would rather not admit that...

Just about everything else negotiable...
 
Checking lit on the train while the guy next to me reads the FT while eating an orange... and now I can’t get the idea he’s a posh kinky bugger out of my head...

Place your bets... (not that I have any way of really knowing...)

And yes, I do appreciate the irony of me thinking he’s kinky while I’m the one trawling a sex site...
 
AlliaPotestas said:
Checking lit on the train while the guy next to me reads the FT while eating an orange... and now I can’t get the idea he’s a posh kinky bugger out of my head...

Place your bets... (not that I have any way of really knowing...)

And yes, I do appreciate the irony of me thinking he’s kinky while I’m the one trawling a sex site...
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He's secret wearing suspenders and a lacy thong under his sharp suit.
 
At least he's wearing pinstripes. Just where exactly are you resting your case?
 
MrDevereaux said:
I think AP is resting her case on the guy's lap ...

How is everyone?
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Tired but home and have had my leftover ratatouille with a chilli egg and am now half reading some notes for work while half watching masterchef Australia... oh what a glamorous life I lead :rolleyes:

I actually visited somewhere fun today but I can’t tell you about it... I already drop enough clues - this one would be too big... so I take back my slightly sarcastic glamorous comment... life is good, :heart:

You?
 
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