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Beneath that crusty shell is an even crustier interior. But enough about my home made Vol-en-vonts .... What about you!
(Shouting under his voice in a comedy stylie) SLAG
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Beneath that crusty shell is an even crustier interior. But enough about my home made Vol-en-vonts .... What about you!
(Shouting under his voice in a comedy stylie) SLAG
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We are Maria, come back - I am still trying to find the OP (who is lovely btw) a playmate...
He has a lovely voice... Are you interested? If so I shall come up with some interview questions... there may be a panel
I'm in the queue of when the Playmates are dished out aren't I!
I'm on the panel aren't i?
There's a swim wear section isn't there?
FUCK. 10 bloody pages thus c*nt gets. Pissing Norma.
10 pages... 1 unicorn and some shit vol-en-vonts.
I don't even like vol-en-vonts
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must be nice to have the time to make that from scratch. Be sure to make the cream to fill it with at home, too.
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I should have kept reading. No one wants shit vol en vont. That goes in a thread titled, "Hello from Berlin!"
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Hello from Berlin, and these are our scores!
But at least we have good beer, good sausages, and buxom serving wenches !
AND we don't have Brexit !
Politics alert
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(yes, because Germany is without it's political problems, the Jew here ponders)
hhmmm....curious
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but we can all agree that, beer 'sausage' and buxom wenches is a good thing...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydrtF45-y-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-Br7zgxlXA&list=PL3blUbam_GDoB_43-tthFmYW_IFssxzJq
Hey We need a DJ!
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Everyone has to bring one vinyl! I've put up my 2... Ladies, come and chat to the OP and slow dance the night away?
(house of pain - jump around anyone?)
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My records aren't particularly dance worthy. Mostly drink in the dark, and try to ignore that Morrissey is a prick. Everything else is digital save a few 90s punk albums. All of which are likely warped
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Apologies to you both Gladiator and Ruth.
OP seems to have abondoned his own ship!
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My records are also not particularly dance worthy and frankly neither am I... and I am not sure I have slow danced in my life. I vote for a curry instead...
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Whiskey. The answer is always that.
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I laughed so hard I almost fell out of my chair...
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Don’t be so sure...
Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated
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Yay! I was a little worried you were faking your own demise for the insurance money.. and then”Maria” showed up... 
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Yay! I was a little worried you were faking your own demise for the insurance money.. and then”Maria” showed up...
She strangely vanished soon after
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Vader's Fist I believe (Geeks of the World unite)
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN I GIVE YOU ELLA FITZZGERLAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ROhJ1bu1hY
Amen sister, and pass the ammunition
(taking a small bow) And, I th-hank yous !
Does this make him 'The Canoe Man' ?Yay! I was a little worried you were faking your own demise for the insurance money.. and then”Maria” showed up...
which brings me to my last point! If you young man are coughing to an ALT, then I promised you a hold can of Whoopie
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN I GIVE YOU ELLA FITZZGERLAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ROhJ1bu1hY
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name that film?
and I have enough funky vinyl for "You, Me, EVERYBODY"
but currently I've just put the whole Incredible Bongo Band - Bongo Rock, on
and I have enough funky vinyl for "You, Me, EVERYBODY"
but currently I've just put the whole Incredible Bongo Band - Bongo Rock, on
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I have a ton of music, but none of it is funky or on vinal... wonder what this says about me?
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Yes, the land of the iPhone... the new normal. You know I looked at the amount of songs I've purchased from itunes once and actually asked myself, did I really give apple that much money?That you're normal?
Just bring a favourite. You me might educate someone
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you started this!
without ANY irony. and only as a Welshman can say
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-EKY7z_jeE
without ANY irony. and only as a Welshman can say
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-EKY7z_jeE
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