Hello from London!

[AlliaPotestas]

We are the sum of our parts (for good or ill)

Some people will fuck up all by themselves

Others were never given a chance.

Life is not fair.

(And your posts can be golden and pertinent)




With regards to the Canadian ... A very young person told me the other day that a Unicorn and a Pegasus can mate. Its offspring is called an Alicorn? (I'd google it but can't be bothered)
Horse body, uni-horn to the head, wings.
(You're welcome)

Are you sure it’s not an Alliacorn? . I may create my own fictional beast when next bored...

 

[where_is_RUTH]

alicorn
n. The horn of a unicorn considered as a medical or pharmacological ingredient.
n. A winged horse with a single horn on its head; a winged unicorn.

(Wtf... Medical ingredient. Unicorns have been extinct for ages, where are you going to get that ingredient for a cake!!!)

Can't believed I googled that for you people!

 

[AlliaPotestas]

alicorn
n. The horn of a unicorn considered as a medical or pharmacological ingredient.
n. A winged horse with a single horn on its head; a winged unicorn.

(Wtf... Medical ingredient. Unicorns have been extinct for ages, where are you going to get that ingredient for a cake!!!)

Can't believed I googled that for you people!

I don’t think you did it for us...

 

[AlliaPotestas]

I’m leaving this here because it’s the mood I’m in, xx

 

[Swiftieslut]

Hey all,

New to London. If anyone ever fancies meeting for a drink, let me know

 

[Ironfan]

Hey all,

New to London. If anyone ever fancies meeting for a drink, let me know

Hello and welcome to the madness that is the Hello from London thread.

 

[Polranny]

Be careful folks, you might create a clone of me!

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Hey all,

New to London. If anyone ever fancies meeting for a drink, let me know

If you're working from home, do you press the cloth? 'Enjoy' your own company... You know... W a n k x

 

[Stevew0073]

Hello all you fine people on the other side of the pond.

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Hello all you fine people on the other side of the pond.

I was going to ask what state you're in Steve. Then I realised this is a sex site...
So which part of the amazing US of A are you in?

 

[Stevew0073]

I was going to ask what state you're in Steve. Then I realised this is a sex site...
So which part of the amazing US of A are you in?

Good catch on your question. From mid Atlantic

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Good catch on your question. From mid Atlantic

WTF. we have a sailor !!!

(Ignore me, I've not had much sleep)

Seriously, welcome along. Don't suppose you know any free and easy women, that'll keep their mouth shut in the Midlands area of Britain (long shot I know)
And by mouth shut, I don't mean like the current Mrs Ruth that literally keeps it shut when it comes to the bed

 

[Stevew0073]

WTF. we have a sailor !!!

(Ignore me, I've not had much sleep)

Seriously, welcome along. Don't suppose you know any free and easy women, that'll keep their mouth shut in the Midlands area of Britain (long shot I know)
And by mouth shut, I don't mean like the current Mrs Ruth that literally keeps it shut when it comes to the bed

Only ladies I have met over there want to keep my mouth shut with a gag. And has been a long time since I have chatted with any of them.

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Only ladies I have met over there want to keep my mouth shut with a gag. And has been a long time since I have chatted with any of them.

Ironically, I'd take that action right now...

If you're curious. If you were in Britain, you'd be a Gordie.

 

[Swiftieslut]

If you're working from home, do you press the cloth? 'Enjoy' your own company... You know... W a n k x

Depends on my mood

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Depends on my mood

I think this thread has a rule : we all gave to wank on a Friday, something to do with positive thinking. Personally I think it's a bit cult-y

 

[Swiftieslut]

I think this thread has a rule : we all gave to wank on a Friday, something to do with positive thinking. Personally I think it's a bit cult-y

I mean I could probably get on board with that

 

[where_is_RUTH]

I mean I could probably get on board with that

That's how they reel you in. Sounds reasonable doesn't it. Before you know it, you're trussed up like a turkey dressed as s Nazi.

 

[The_gladiator]

we're only allowed to on friday? fuck that, who does it just once a week?

 

[where_is_RUTH]

we're only allowed to on friday? fuck that, who does it just once a week?

Dude. No.

Irrespective of what else is going on (or how much you've wanked) you have to wank on Friday! It's Allia's fault. She started it.

 

[The_gladiator]

Can I have someone else do it for me? Does it have to be self service? Just want to be sure I don't break the rules

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Can I have someone else do it for me? Does it have to be self service? Just want to be sure I don't break the rules

Wow, just wow.

You've changed

 

[The_gladiator]

Wow, just wow.

You've changed

I have?

Looks around I did lose a few pounds... otherwise I think the same snarky ass I always was?

 

[Polranny]

Join the WOOF club and become a woofer
(Wank only on Friday)

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Actually I didn’t last Friday... I was in a odd mood. It’s only wank from home Friday’s because that’s my day home alone... occasionally I am home on a different day and mix it up

I also wank from the hotel but my shitty travel vibe doesn’t quite take me to the same place as wank from home vibes...