Hello from London!

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Can we all guess? In the voice of Danny dyer " I've got something that needs a second opinion darling" or maybe that should be Kenneth Williams !

Aaaah and here I was at a boring old restaurant.... but one that AP was considering taking a client to.

Carry on with your squirty boobs and birthdays x
 
Mr D,

Because of our mutual thoughts on eating well and mental health, for your birthday I made a breakfast in your honour of purple asparagus, wild garlic, frittata-ish thingies... looks shit, tasted lovely... although now I smell of garlic...

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Then I stuck a candle in it...

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ps - you may have to turn it up, my rubbish singing was ultra quiet so I wasn’t caught...

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In other news, this made me smile today...

Some twat on tinder criticised this lady’s dress as doing her no favours... because apparently he doesn’t understand, that’s not how you get laid...

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Anywhos - ASOS had added her pic to the website and are using her to model the dress - isn’t that a glorious little story... and she looks hot, hot, hot...

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In other other news... anyone fancy going out with a bang? How much do you think we need to piss off the mods to get London closed early?
 
What a wanker!
People ask me why I don’t try internet dating. I just don’t know what to tell them...:rolleyes:
 
In other other news... anyone fancy going out with a bang? How much do you think we need to piss off the mods to get London closed early?

What like staging a protest on Waterloo Bridge, showing our bits and storming other threads?
 
In other other news... anyone fancy going out with a bang? How much do you think we need to piss off the mods to get London closed early?

Tempting.

It's pretty easy to piss 'em off some days.

But if we don't say anything the thread might stay.
 
In other news, this made me smile today...

Some twat on tinder criticised this lady’s dress as doing her no favours... because apparently he doesn’t understand, that’s not how you get laid...

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Anywhos - ASOS had added her pic to the website and are using her to model the dress - isn’t that a glorious little story... and she looks hot, hot, hot...

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Seen that, she's beautiful. He's a cunt
 
In other other news... anyone fancy going out with a bang? How much do you think we need to piss off the mods to get London closed early?

What like staging a protest on Waterloo Bridge, showing our bits and storming other threads?

Tempting.
It's pretty easy to piss 'em off some days.
But if we don't say anything the thread might stay.

I’ve never been one to burn things down just for the sake of doing it.
 
I’m all for keeping thing quiet, just for the sake of looking at Angelica and AP’s avatars.
 
In other news, this made me smile today...
Some twat on tinder criticised this lady’s dress as doing her no favours... because apparently he doesn’t understand, that’s not how you get laid...
Any who's - ASOS had added her pic to the website and are using her to model the dress - isn’t that a glorious little story... and she looks hot, hot, hot...

Good show, ASOS. She is gorgeous. The dress is fine. I love that she asked him if his head was so far up his arse that he thought his opinion mattered.
 
I’m all for keeping thing quiet, just for the sake of looking at Angelica and AP’s avatars.

Ditto, was praying Angelica had an ampics thread

Thank you both, gentlemen.
You pray in vain, New. I could never compare to the interesting and insightful “day in the life” visual and written observations on AP’s thread, the humor and bluntness of Justa, or the poetry and prose of Moochienanu. Not to mention how gorgeous they are as well.
 
New. I could never compare to the interesting and insightful “day in the life” visual and written observations on AP’s thread, the humor and bluntness of Justa, or the poetry and prose of Moochienanu. Not to mention how gorgeous they are as well.

But, you already do, and beyond that.
 
Thank you both, gentlemen.
You pray in vain, New. I could never compare to the interesting and insightful “day in the life” visual and written observations on AP’s thread, the humor and bluntness of Justa, or the poetry and prose of Moochienanu. Not to mention how gorgeous they are as well.

Oi Oi Oi sexy lady! I share far too much in my day in the life of’s..., possibly because I’m an idiot...

Possibly because I’m trying to get caught... who knows?

But the idea you don’t compare to the other ampic’ers is silly, missus - you are gorgeous and funny and intelligent and fierce... an Angelica thread would be a glorious thing, I wouldn’t be your only subscriber, :heart:
 
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