Hello from a newbie

[Cattypuss]

Hi there everyone.

Thanks freshface for the welcome and the thoughts in the PM you sent me.

Time for me to introduce myself...

I joined Literotica in 2001, when I first started writing rude stories (a male friend had told me he liked reading the stories on Literotica, and I found the site and had a look; I liked the stories and realised that I wanted to write that stuff as well as reading it).

Call me slow on the uptake, but its only been in the last few weeks that I've realised that there is an active forum for members (I've recently been expanding my real-life sexual horizons by dabbling in BDSM, and a search on the site somehow got me into the forum... where I found two six-year-old unread PMs waiting for me ).

Anyway.

So here I am - a 41-year-old straight woman, making - or trying to make - a new life in a new town after marriage breakdown, and writing dirty stuff again after a little break (is it just me, or is it much easier to write about sex when you're having really good sex?!)

I write full-time for a living (about totally respectable, boring stuff, for a totally respectable readership ), and I do some non-erotic creative writing in my spare time, and once in a while I write something naughty and it gets published on Literotica.

I seem to be rambling...

I look forward to reading stuff on the forum and joining in with the discussions

Cat x

 

[cloudy]

Welcome to the AH.

(keep your arms and hands inside the ride at all times)

 

[vella_ms]

watch the one above me...she bites.


me, however, am as kind and pure as you could ever imagine.


welcome.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Welcome to the AH. Did they tell you about the pictures yet?

 

[tickledkitty]

Welcome.

 

[Cattypuss]

Thanks everyone

PICTURES?

 

[jomar]

Hello and welcome!

 

[TxRad]

Thanks everyone

PICTURES?

Don't mind Safe, she has this visual thing about seeing ladies naked. Uh, no, wait. That would be all of us in general.

Welcome to the nude, rude, and sometimes crude AH. It's all in fun so have a good time. We even talk about writing occasionally.

 

[tickledkitty]

Betsy? What did I tell you about scaring the noobs like that? :caning:

 

[gauchecritic]

Eyup cat.

Questions to avoid when new:

1. How long does it take for stories to be put up?

2. Why can't I write about 17 year olds having sex?

3. When can I get an AV?

4. What is an AV?

5. What's wrong with 12 inch dicks and 48 DDs?

Questions you really need to find out the answers to:

1. Why can't Imp and Bel just get a room?

2. Which is the best clique to be in?

3. When will white man smoke um peace pipe with um crazy savages?

4. Why Liar?

5. Which great opponent of Cartesian Dualism resists the reduction of psychological phenomena to a physical state and insists that there is no contact between the extended and the unextended?

 

[Cattypuss]

Eh up gauchecritic... you Oop Narth? I am.

 

[starrkers]

G'day. Welcome to the nuthouse.

 

[gauchecritic]

Eh up gauchecritic... you Oop Narth? I am.

Yes, yes I am. But we don't say oop, we say up, as in cup. (not cap)

 

[Boxlicker101]

Welcome to the AH. Did they tell you about the pictures yet?

Hi, Cattypuss, and welcome to the AH. What Safe Bet means is the full frontal nude photo of yourself that you are supposed to post here. You can cover your face for privacy, if you want, but nothing else.
ETA: It's also very much appreciated if you post a matchng rear view of yourself on the same post, but that is not a requirement.

 

[rgraham666]

Welcome to the madhouse, Cattypuss. I'm sure you'll fit right in.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Hi, Cattypuss, and welcome to the AH. What Safe Bet means is the full frontal nude photo of yourself that you are supposed to post here. You can cover your face for privacy, if you want, but nothing else.
ETA: It's also very much appreciated if you post a matchng rear view of yourself on the same post, but that is not a requirement.

Thank you Box. At least SOMEBODY has their priorities correct!

(I said correct, not straight, mind you. There IS a difference!)

 

[TE999]

Hi Cattypuss.

Welcome to Lit and the AH.

Unlike those jackanapes up there , some of us believe in being genteel and maintaining a reasonable level of decorum.

Have a seat and I'll fix you a spot of tea...no,no, sit in that chair.

What do you mean that looks like a fart cushion? Very well, keep standing if you like.

(Curses, foiled again. )

 

[voluptuary_manque]

The thing I like about the folks here is that they don't require that members be human. You'll fit in just fine.

 

[SSobotkaJr]

Welcome to Lit, Catty. I just got back myself after an extended leave of absence, so it's good to see new faces around.

Enjoy your stay, and look forwards to your work.


-- Stephen

 

[Lady_Guenivere]

Ciao! I still feel new myself...but hey welcome!

 

[glynndah]

A welcome for the little newbie from the good little witch.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Welcome to the AH. Please try to avoid the potholes, they were supposed to fixed by now.

If you drop into Abs place "Abstrutions" be sure not to mention the word or the color 'PINK'.

Try to keep to the left side of the road even if the signs say keep right.

And be sure to turn off any GPS devices before entering.

 

[Cattypuss]

LOL thanks everyone!


(oh - SSobotkaJr - if you want to see my stories there's a link to them in my signature - I may be new to the forum, but I've been publishing smut on Literotica for over seven years!)

I'll say it again....

PICTURES?

 

[xcerealkillerx]

now cattypuss might be new but old to the game, but i, however, am new and new to the game....as in joined today...so....omg, i need effing help!

like....i have questions that i need answered....and...ive noticed typos on the writers resources and stuff and dont know where to send the fixes....(how sad is that tho, seriously?) typos on the -main- page of a literature website! youd think they would have used the volunteer(sp...i suck) editors before posting *bah-dum psshhh*

but hey, even E. A. Poe had to start somewhere, right?

this is my teething grounds.

so...help...by all means...i need it

[]Deace

 

[poppy_cock]

First of all, welcome Cattypuss. Good to see a new face here. Gotta feelin' you're gonna fit right in. And is it me, or are there more and more Brits knocking around here these days?

And welcome xcerealkillerx...

now cattypuss might be new but old to the game, but i, however, am new and new to the game....as in joined today...so....omg, i need effing help!

like....i have questions that i need answered....and...ive noticed typos on the writers resources and stuff and dont know where to send the fixes....(how sad is that tho, seriously?) typos on the -main- page of a literature website! youd think they would have used the volunteer(sp...i suck) editors before posting *bah-dum psshhh*

but hey, even E. A. Poe had to start somewhere, right?

this is my teething grounds.

so...help...by all means...i need it

[]Deace

Um, steady on with the criticism, ok? We know this place ain't perfect but we happen to like it. Don't get me wrong, there'll be rumblings of malcontent at various times but to tell us about typos on one of your first visits here is, well, pretty bad form, I would've said.

The thing is, the site owners are way too busy putting our stories on the site for public consumption. This place is pretty big--and it must be one hell of a job staying on top of the maintenance.

But if you think you can put up with the leaking taps and dodgy radiators, do stick around.