Hello everyone!

[RobDownSouth]

I'm totally a woman.

*grunts*

I'll PM you with grief pics. Ignore any odd bulges, that's just shadows.

*spits*

Best Karen Kraft impersonation of all time!

OF ALL TIME!

 

[topale]

Please...more Hindi slang!!!

 

[Skiddles2014]

One less gay guy pretending to be a chick....

 

[Laurel]

Ah.

How I Hate April 1st.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Ah.

How I Hate April 1st.

You're a pretty sharp cookie, blondie.

 

[subdued_passion]

I have been receiving many PMs from women showing me support but I find it strange that they choose to login using their husband's IDs. What is even more strange is that they send me pics of their husband's cocks asking what I thought of it. Sadly, not one titty pic yet. I thought that Laurel lady seemed keen but she is yet to respond to the video message I sent her earlier today. Maybe she was disappointed that it was not my "wife" mailing her my cock pic, as is customary it would appear here, but considering my recent loss I hoped she'd cut me some slack.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'm sorry for your loss, so you're single now?

 

[cjh]

This has to be one of my favorite threads ever.

Who knew subdued was a merry prankster?

 

[Noor]

This has to be one of my favorite threads ever.

Who knew subdued was a merry prankster?

I did. Some of her earlier threads are/were pure comic genuis!

 

[StrangeLife]

I have been receiving many PMs from women showing me support but I find it strange that they choose to login using their husband's IDs. What is even more strange is that they send me pics of their husband's cocks asking what I thought of it.

I must apologize for the absence of mine in the honorary cock-parade for your late wife. I ran out e-stamps.

But it was definitely there in spirit.

 

[subdued_passion]

I'm totally a woman.

*grunts*

I'll PM you with grief pics. Ignore any odd bulges, that's just shadows.

*spits*

Oh, but that would be perfect, just like my dear s_p (in fact, if it's not too much to ask, can you stick a sock in your underwear before you take your pics?). I have no problem with shadows, I just can't stand those fussy women who like to shave their chest more than once a week

One less gay guy pretending to be a chick....

I feel the same sense of loss. *sigh*

 

[subdued_passion]

I'm sorry for your loss, so you're single now?

Yes, and the pain is unbearable I tell you. I haven't just lost my wife but also the family cow (after my mother's death we needed a replacement after all).

I am single but I am not ready for marriage just yet. I hope to violate a few men and women, sow my oats as such, before I settle down once again to the dull routine of married life.

Ah.

How I Hate April 1st.

After the tragic blow I was dealt today, me too Laurel. (BTW I'm still waiting to hear your 'assessment' of my 'package')

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

SP's buffoonery dropped her A-- appeal to C--.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I hope to violate a few men and women, sow my oats as such, before I settle down once again to the dull routine of married life.

^^^ Absolutely, positively 100% Indian male.
:nods:

 

[parodyluvr75]

Yes, and the pain is unbearable I tell you. I haven't just lost my wife but also the family cow (after my mother's death we needed a replacement after all).

I am single but I am not ready for marriage just yet. I hope to violate a few men and women, sow my oats as such, before I settle down once again to the dull routine of married life.

I have a cow and some chickens, I'd miss them if they went away.

You had to have been doing it wrong, I hear it's very exciting and you get as much sex and cake as you want.

 

[subdued_passion]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY-qEPFoyJ0

 

[subdued_passion]

SP's buffoonery dropped her A-- appeal to C--.

What, didn't you like my fool's day homage to one of the Lit's comedy classics? Perhaps you would've preferred the 'dog ate my wife, subdued_passion and our child while I stood helplessly gun in hand, waiting for a clear shot'.