Hello everyone!

[subdued_passion]

This isn't subdued_passion, but her husband posting to let you know that while flying to America to drop-off her newest baby (I say hers because, she was a bit of a slut and I know she was fond of making a cuckold out of me, but I digress. She was flying the cargo to its adopted parents, an American family of midgets.) due to a series of unfortunate events and perhaps gluttony to some extent (who am I kidding, that woman had a serious oral fixation which was great fro some activities *wink wink* but also meant that she was quite the porker, but I digress again), no, make that entirely due to gluttony, subdued_passion ended up choking on a peanut which resulted in her quick and immediate death.

Knowing how often and fondly she spoke of Lit and the great folks here I thought you all would be interested to know what and happened to her.

I know folks on the internet can be a bit skeptical and so I made sure I took some pictures as proof.

We're all in a state of shock. I will accept PM condolences from any women who would like to talk about my late, but, dear chuthni.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

*chuckle*

 

[RobDownSouth]

Poor subdued_passion.

I, for one, will miss our Saturday afternoon Skype fap-athons.

 

[subdued_passion]

Dear ladies of Lit

Can you please comfort me and help me mourn the loss of my recently departed wife?


I find titty pics soothing and comforting. Maybe because my mother continued to breastfeed me well until her demise, 3 years ago.

If you are a lactating mother it would help shorten the period of my grief if you could video yourself squirting some milk onto the camera lens as this will make it easier for me to imagine that I am suckling you.

sincerely,
subdued_passion's husband

 

[StrangeLife]

I grief the loss of all the hot cybersex we had in my mind, and I hereby vow deadly revenge on peanutdom. I shall brutally crush them between my teeth and dissolve them in stomach-acid whenever I get the opportunity. It will be a take-no-prisoners battle...

 

[topale]

I grief the loss of all the hot cybersex we had in my mind, and I hereby vow deadly revenge on peanutdom. I shall brutally crush them between my teeth and dissolve them in stomach-acid whenever I get the opportunity. It will be a take-no-prisoners battle...

Yes! Pulverize them into a butter like consistency so our children and beloved Litizens do not choke.

 

[Queersetti]

Found A Peanut

 

[Byron In Exile]

Poor subdued_passion.

I, for one, will miss our Saturday afternoon Skype fap-athons.

Et tu?

What a Skype-whore.

I feel abused.

 

[Queersetti]

Peanuts are really beans.

I warned you people in the other thread, but did anyone listen?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Poor subdued_passion.

I, for one, will miss our Saturday afternoon Skype fap-athons.

I found you a pack of Sanitary Pants at the Dollar Rama. Your size is a bitch to find.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I found you a pack of Sanitary Pants at the Dollar Rama. Your size is a bitch to find.

I spewed.

I'm overwhelmed with despair when I contemplate spending eternity in Hell with most of you folks.

There are nine levels.

 

[Laurel]

I'm soooo confused.

 

[subdued_passion]

I'm soooo confused.

I know. It's the suddenness of it all. It takes some time to get adjusted to the fact that she's really gone. Took me 3 whole minutes before I realised she was really dead and not faking it like she was wont to do whenever I'd deep throat her- she'd make her face go blue and her eyes wide and then her breathing would get all erratic before she'd just go still. Happy times. *sigh*

Anyway, perhaps we could try and console each other. Does your laptop have a working camera?

 

[bronzeage]

Please delete all the cock pics I sent you, I mean her.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I spewed.

There are nine levels.

ROB favors their FOREVER YOURS store brand.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

This isn't subdued_passion, but her husband posting to let you know that while flying to America to drop-off her newest baby (I say hers because, she was a bit of a slut and I know she was fond of making a cuckold out of me, but I digress. She was flying the cargo to its adopted parents, an American family of midgets.) due to a series of unfortunate events and perhaps gluttony to some extent (who am I kidding, that woman had a serious oral fixation which was great fro some activities *wink wink* but also meant that she was quite the porker, but I digress again), no, make that entirely due to gluttony, subdued_passion ended up choking on a peanut which resulted in her quick and immediate death.

Knowing how often and fondly she spoke of Lit and the great folks here I thought you all would be interested to know what and happened to her.

I know folks on the internet can be a bit skeptical and so I made sure I took some pictures as proof.

We're all in a state of shock. I will accept PM condolences from any women who would like to talk about my late, but, dear chuthni.

Hey PINK! Its a KRC sighting.

 

[subdued_passion]

I can see plenty of men coming in here and trying to make my subdued_passion out to be some kind of a cyberslut. She may have been a slut in real life but here in the virtual world, she was practically virginal. I say practically because she did admit to some hanky-panky with some old guy here who liked to pretend he was gay.

Anyway you men should feel ashamed for making up such lies at a time like this. Shame on you.

 

[JudasIscariot]

Subdue had a husband?

I had no idea gay marriage was legal of there

 

[subdued_passion]

Subdue had a husband?

I had no idea gay marriage was legal of there

It's not, which is why you never heard of me till now. But we're not gay. I have always thought of my dear subdued_passion as a lady and that's how she'll always remain in my eyes, albeit with more than a little bit of sausage tucked between her thighs, but truth be told that bothered me far less than her thighs themselves. I always suspected I'd be the first to go, smothered between the rolls of fat. *shudders*

 

[chillywilly2]

so really its subdued + passion

I think you're both dudes...subdudes at that...and not submissive, just sub

 

[JudasIscariot]

Surely you should be grieving the usual male custom way of your lands by gang raping on the back if a bus?

Let me guess, your doing that now but on your 3G iPhone too

 

[subdued_passion]

Surely you should be grieving the usual male custom way of your lands by gang raping on the back if a bus?

Let me guess, your doing that now but on your 3G iPhone too

Hey, you seem to know a lot about our traditions, are you an undercover Indian?

Anyway I'm too distraught and hence not 'up' to any rigorous activity like gang-raping (it's not easy you know, especially in a moving bus, lots of co-ordination involved). Which is why I need a nice lady from Lit to help get things working again.

Where are all the ladies? Do they not grieve for the death of our beloved subdued_passion? Do they not care about how low my lund droops?

 

[JudasIscariot]

Shame she's gone, you might say she was a right 'goa'

Thank you, I'm here all week.

 

[StrangeLife]

Where are all the ladies? Do they not grieve for the death of our beloved subdued_passion? Do they not care about how low my lund droops?

They are probably getting ready to move in on her territory...

 

[Mischka]

Where are all the ladies? Do they not grieve for the death of our beloved subdued_passion? Do they not care about how low my lund droops?

I'm totally a woman.

*grunts*

I'll PM you with grief pics. Ignore any odd bulges, that's just shadows.

*spits*