Helllloooo: Obligatory New Dom Thread :D

[ignorant_insomn]

Hey all, so I've lurked around the boards for years, but I'm finally starting to feel comfortable with my kinks and the way I want to live my life. So, deep breath, I am a 23 year old Dominant. Never had the pleasure of a submissive yet, crossing my fingers for now. I'm slowly peeking around different online communities after becoming more than fed up with a couple years on Collarme, ugh the idiots. But I love my LE compatriots! You guys rule. Anyway, that's my awkward introduction speech, I will now stand in the corner and fidget with my paddle....

 

[MisterSir]

Hi! I'm the board'sunofficial troll screener, I'm going to have to ask you some questions before you're allowed to begin posting. Please complete four of these five.

1a) Who is your daddy?
b) What does he do?

2) (multiple-choice) How hard did you cry when Littlefoot's mother died in the original Land Before Time?
a: Like a baby.
b: To the point of dehydration.
c: I didn't cry.
d: I have never seen the Land Before Time

3) You are confronted by MC Hammer in the street. He orders you to stop. What do you do?

4) x = 7. y = 9. What is z?

5) There is a cat locked in a box with a vial of poison. The poison may or may not have been released. Prove the cat is alive.

 

[ignorant_insomn]

Hi! I'm the board'sunofficial troll screener, I'm going to have to ask you some questions before you're allowed to begin posting. Please complete four of these five.

1a) Who is your daddy?
b) What does he do?

2) (multiple-choice) How hard did you cry when Littlefoot's mother died in the original Land Before Time?
a: Like a baby.
b: To the point of dehydration.
c: I didn't cry.
d: I have never seen the Land Before Time

3) You are confronted by MC Hammer in the street. He orders you to stop. What do you do?

4) x = 7. y = 9. What is z?

5) There is a cat locked in a box with a vial of poison. The poison may or may not have been released. Prove the cat is alive.

1. a)-My daddy has some issues. He frequently visits with an intergalatic tyrant with magic powers and they have a bit of a fetish for each other. He also cut off my hand once.
b)-He mainly breathes heavy and likes to be escorted by men in shiny white armor.

2. I didn't cry, because I had just watched Bambi before it, and had already exhausted all empathy for animated animals.

3.I scream at him, "Holy Shit! You're still alive?!" and then walk away laughing at the idea of MC Hammer ordering anyone to do anything.

4.What is z? What is z question, or what is z answer??

5.The poison has not yet been release, because the cat, being a bondage and restirction lover, is still purring inside and loving the confined space.

Pass?

 

[MisterSir]

2. I didn't cry, because I had just watched Bambi before it, and had already exhausted all empathy for animated animals.

You, sir, are a heartless and cold bastard. You'll fit in well.

 

[ignorant_insomn]

Thank you. Love the comic panel by the way.

 

[neci]

Hi! I'm the board'sunofficial troll screener, I'm going to have to ask you some questions before you're allowed to begin posting. Please complete four of these five.

1a) Who is your daddy?
b) What does he do?

2) (multiple-choice) How hard did you cry when Littlefoot's mother died in the original Land Before Time?
a: Like a baby.
b: To the point of dehydration.
c: I didn't cry.
d: I have never seen the Land Before Time

3) You are confronted by MC Hammer in the street. He orders you to stop. What do you do?

4) x = 7. y = 9. What is z?

5) There is a cat locked in a box with a vial of poison. The poison may or may not have been released. Prove the cat is alive.

no. i am not a new Dom. i just wanted to take the quiz.


1)
a - the word daddy scares me
b - he keeps me in check and in my proper place

2) i cried like a baby

3) i stop and listen

4) z = 11. right, Daddy?

5) shake the box and listen

shit. i did not read the instructions well... they said four of the five. please omit answer number 5.

 

[ignorant_insomn]

*faceslap*

shake the box... I always was bad at these kinds of things...

 

[graceanne]

Man, when I thought this board couldn't get any weirder. *shakes head*

I'm so proud! *wipes tear away*

BTW - Watch out for DVS, he tells lies. *nods* Mostly about me. *nods more*

 

[MisterSir]

3) i stop and listen

Partial credit.

 

[missy_me]

.....

 

[00Syd]

3) You are confronted by MC Hammer in the street. He orders you to stop. What do you do?

Collaborate and listen!



...Oh wait. Wrong 80s rap star.

 

[midwestyankee]

Hi! I'm the board'sunofficial troll screener, I'm going to have to ask you some questions before you're allowed to begin posting. Please complete four of these five.

1a) Who is your daddy?
b) What does he do?

2) (multiple-choice) How hard did you cry when Littlefoot's mother died in the original Land Before Time?
a: Like a baby.
b: To the point of dehydration.
c: I didn't cry.
d: I have never seen the Land Before Time

3) You are confronted by MC Hammer in the street. He orders you to stop. What do you do?

4) x = 7. y = 9. What is z?

5) There is a cat locked in a box with a vial of poison. The poison may or may not have been released. Prove the cat is alive.

1. Either Groucho Marx or John Holmes. The DNA testing was inconclusive.

2. Who the fuck was Littlefoot, and further, who the fuck cares?

3. Ibid.

4. A brand that will always and evermore be associated with the name Datsun.

5. Why? Haven't the Democrats outlawed cats yet?

 

[Keroin]

5. Why? Haven't the Democrats outlawed cats yet?

Now that's a slippery slope. First it's cats, then the next thing you know they're rounding up the penguins.

Fight the power!

*Raises fist*

 

[midwestyankee]

Now that's a slippery slope. First it's cats, then the next thing you know they're rounding up the penguins.

Fight the power!

*Raises fist*

It's a conspiracy, K, trust me.

 

[FurryFury]

OMG!

Little Foot always reminds me of the year the kids and I all the the flu at the same time. I pulled out the sofa bed, let them watch The Land Before Time 1-50, or however many there were back then.

Meanwhile I was sunk into a funky oblivion which was punctuated with the high pitched voices and screams from the tv as well as the kids asking for food or whatever.

When the later happened I would stagger into the kitchen for meds or food, serve the kids and sink back down into Land Before Time Oblivion Hell. Yet we all survived unlike, I understand, Little Foot's Mother.

 

[ultramarineblue]

Collaborate and listen!



...Oh wait. Wrong 80s rap star.

This is exactly where my mind went as well.

 

[graceanne]

Now that's a slippery slope. First it's cats, then the next thing you know they're rounding up the penguins.

Fight the power!

*Raises fist*

As long as they leave the cookies alone the rest of you can suffer!

 

[YourCaptor]

3) You are confronted by MC Hammer in the street. He orders you to stop. What do you do?

Touch him


Oh, and welcome to the boards

 

[MasterPhoenix]

Welcome...

As you can see, we take everything so seriously around here....

(SOMEONE has to pay for getting "Ice Ice Baby" stuck in my head... any volunteers?)

 

[sinnocence]

4. A brand that will always and evermore be associated with the name Datsun.

Awesome answer.

 

[graceanne]

Welcome...

As you can see, we take everything so seriously around here....

(SOMEONE has to pay for getting "Ice Ice Baby" stuck in my head... any volunteers?)

Ice Ice Baby was Vanilla Ice, not MC Hammer.

 

[graceanne]

3) You are confronted by MC Hammer in the street. He orders you to stop. What do you do?

Touch him

LOL

 

[ignorant_insomn]

Well it's nice to see this thread has turned into obscure pop culture references... I love LE.

 

[ImOnIt]

Lets be honest, I cried all the water from my body.

 

[00Syd]

Welcome...

As you can see, we take everything so seriously around here....

(SOMEONE has to pay for getting "Ice Ice Baby" stuck in my head... any volunteers?)

Ice Ice Baby was Vanilla Ice, not MC Hammer.

We know. I think he got Ice Ice Baby stuck in his head because of this:

3) You are confronted by MC Hammer in the street. He orders you to stop. What do you do?

Collaborate and listen!



...Oh wait. Wrong 80s rap star.

The first few words of Ice Ice Baby are "Stop! Collaborate and listen!"




Bad joke. I know.