Hell Fucking Yes I Fucking Won! I Am Thrilled!!!!

[riff]

Jesus fucking christ go make my goddamned day!

I am not a gambling man (casino-wise). I may go to the casino 1 or 2 times a year and I usually lose $100 when I go, though I have won also, BUT THIS IS FUCKING SWEET.

At lunch with another instructor, I put $20 into a video poker machine while he (gambling addict- heh) played poker.

I WALKED OUT WITH $748.00!!!!


FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

hehehehehehehehehe

 

[lovetoread]

So what cha gonna use it for?

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[freescorfr]

Think Europe Riff. free lodging in Normandy.

 

[Ballboy]

Ka-ching !!!

Can I borrow 50 bucks.... mom needs an operation..

 

[H'venlee]

Hmmm!

Congrats!!!


I'm available for lots of pampering!!

 

[bluemuse]

Yay for you, Riff!!! And this on your birthday week!! See? 39 can be a lucky number.

I don't know why, but I got the biggest kick out of this!



bluemuse

 

[riff]

free- Believe me, I am!

I am gonna blow a hundred and the rest goes in the savings account!

FUCK YES! FUCK YES! WhooooFUCKIN- HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[kotori]

I thinking he's gonna find one of them keno girls that can suck the chrome off a trailer-hitch ball.

 

[perks]

feel free to get me inebriated.

oh, btw, I looooooooove chrome.

 

[riff]

The machine dealt me a Royal Flush on a fifty cent bet- didn't have to discard shit. That was $500.00, about 4 or 5 hands later I hit a goddamned straight flush on a $1.50 bet and my ass was good to go. Jerry was so fucking pissed- but happy for me too.

 

[lavender]

 

[freescorfr]

Hey riff. It takes no great biblical scholar to see the prophetic significance of this, posted in octagons on your birthday,

"The Berkley Square casino was zero rated for tax on the night the nightingale diced with turnips, cubed roots, which were easier to square than the tomatoes. The croupier's dress was later raised, like the stakes, after the last of the clients had departed. The nightingale's best friend placed all his remaining tokens on 39 - a number of no ontic significance in roulette - and entered her with a gentleness with belied the conspiracy evolving in the Shepherd's Market brothel."


or my first story here:



http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=78028&highlight=penthouse


It's a sign!!!

 

[Guest]

 

[freescorfr]

Congrats, riff! I hate gambling. I never win anything. I've never won anything. I'm glad you did!

Luscious, get up to that roulette table. Any no below 36 including 0 and 00 and I'm yours forever.

Now!! Now!!

 

[Cherry]

GOOD FOR YOU, RIFF!!!

Congratulations!

I never win anything

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Happy dance Riff

 

[MechaBlade]

Hey Riff, remember that $300 I loaned you? Remember? No? Ah, ok.

 

[Sex & Diamonds]

CONGRATS RIFF !!!


I won $1200 a few weeks ago, but that's Canadian $$ so it's really less then what you won

 

[Starfish]

Riff, WHat is your pussy things name? Lucy?

Buy another lucy for lucy.

You can have a three way with them.

 

[HoldenMcCrank]

now that is the way to start off

A Weekend! Way to go!

Holden

 

[Ginny]

yeayyyyyy riff!

boiled crawfish tonight?