Helicopter Dick Query

[Mercury_Maniac]

dunno never done it.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

dunno never done it.

give it an experimental swirl in the name of science!

 

[Mercury_Maniac]

ok but if i actually achieve flight I'm gonna have to blame it on someone.

 

[jordanp76]

Harder to do than a hula hoop.

 

[Sundayschild]

ok but if i actually achieve flight I'm gonna have to blame it on someone.

If you achieve flight then there'll be a queue around the block. ......

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

this thread is useless without pics. :/

 

[Emmanuelle83]

this thread is useless without pics. :/

Or video. Yes to video.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

I guess now I have seen everything.

 

[DukeSupernature]

If I make it go 'up and down', by the time Bo and Jangles start bouncing too, it looks more like an ostrich flying than a helicopter

 

[snowkitten13]

Omg this thread. ..

 

[Little_Sister]

Omg this thread. ..

Did you see the gifs in the other thread that inspired this one?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Did you see the gifs in the other thread that inspired this one?

*snort*

is it bad if they kind of turned me on?

 

[Little_Sister]

*snort*

is it bad if they kind of turned me on?

LMAO Yes! Kinky fucker.

 

[DukeSupernature]

*snort*

is it bad if they kind of turned me on?

It makes you "cultured". Puppetry of the Penis is a revered, ancient artform. It allegedly predates Cleopatra, but the first records are some choice hieroglyphics from around this time.

 

[snowkitten13]

I didn't. Lol. What thread?

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

interesting results so far, but we need more votes

so, wind 'em up, y'all!

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

If I make it go 'up and down', by the time Bo and Jangles start bouncing too, it looks more like an ostrich flying than a helicopter

omg this visual! hahahahaha

when I imagine how I would do it, if I were dong-donned, I think I would go up and down if I were just messing around...if I were specifically going for the helicopter aesthetic, I think I would go clockwise

 

[NeonSubtlety]

I have limited experience. I was a senior in college and a group of friends and I had rented a chalet over New Years. I lost a bet, and had to run, naked, into the street.

The helicopter wasn't a part of the bet. I just did it naturally, improvisationally, like I was born for it, like the helicopter had chosen me.

It was all instinct. And instinct had me all kindsa clockwise. Even when I break rules, i do it according to other rules.

 

[Ginmill72]

Counter, always has always will

not sure why

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

we need more fellas to chime in

do it for science!!

 

[peekingone]

we need more fellas to chime in

do it for science!!

I chimed yesterday and voted today

 

[HellBenttoo]

well, this was a mistake. Never actually "helicoptered" my peepee prior to seeing this thread today, I decided to experiment. I quickly discovered that some sort of "distraction" was going to be required to achieve a length required for this manuever so I enlisted the help of my wife. Bad idea. her giggling lent little, no pun intended, to the exercise. Eventually though, the excitement built to the point where "helicoptering" was possible. Sadly, this occurred at about the same time that precum began. I will be scrubbing the walls and ceiling if anyone needs me.