Helicopter Dick Query

Men: When you do 'helicopter dick', which way does your Johnny sway?

  • Clockwise (when looking down at my own wang)

    Votes: 6 33.3%
  • Counter-clockwise (when looking down at my own)

    Votes: 2 11.1%
  • I keep it strictly up and down

    Votes: 6 33.3%
  • I'm a side-to-side flapper

    Votes: 2 11.1%
  • Other

    Votes: 2 11.1%

  • Total voters
    18
  • Poll closed .
What is the question? Hard vs soft or clockwise vs counter? :p

ETA : I see it now, nevermind :cool:
 
What is the question? Hard vs soft or clockwise vs counter? :p

ETA : I see it now, nevermind :cool:

I think semi-hard is the best state for a successful helicopter. Then it is soft enough to swing, and hard and big enough to get that extra oomph.
 
Why is something that is almost surely a known definition up for a vote. Next: vote on what "car" means.

I'm just giving you a hard time, Bellasima, but it did strike me funny. Or I just had brain fart and now realize you probably did define it. Anyhoo, I never get it
 
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Why is something that is almost surely a known definition up for a vote. Next: vote on what "car" means.

I'm just giving you a hard time, Bellasima, but it did strike me funny

are you proposing that all men swing their dicks in the same direction?

because we've already got some polarity here :)
 
lol just watch the damn furniture guys when you do it. Can't have any crashes. Ok slacks down and lets go for a spin lol
 
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