HeHeHeHeHe My son cracks me up

[Kymberley]

Oh I wish you all could hear this at my house. My 12 year old son is in the kitchen washing dishes. He has this CD in playing full blast.

Limp Bizkit! It's my way or the highway. Not sure what the title is to that. But he is in there singing as loudly as he can. Out of tune no less. But, oh this is funny.


Damn I wish I had a way to record this and play back at his wedding.

 

[GuyJD]

THE NAME OF THE SONG IS "KEEP ROLLING, ROLLING, ROLLING"

You should know that song, Kymmy. It's the Undertaker's theme song.

I can't laugh. Whenever I'm assigned to clean up a bus before parking it to go back out on the road (a 4 hour job), I put my radio on the bus and often sings along with the music.

Actually, that's something myself and all of my coworkers do. I often imagine the show that I must be putting on if any of my coworkers look into my bus.

 

[Kymberley]

I know that song well. I listen to alternative music. I know all the words to it, just couldn't think of it when I was posting that.

It was just so funny to hear him blurting out the words. I love when they don't care that I am close enough to hear them do something so silly.

And it makes for great teasing for days.

You should hear them when I mess up words to some goofy pop song they listen to.

They bitch, "you can't understand the words in the music you listen to mom, they are always screaming instead of singing."

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Damn I wish I had a way to record this and play back at his wedding.

Routine from my old act...

"Kids are a blank slate, you can teach them anything."

"Here's a fun thing to do. Every day of his life play 'The Star Spangled Banner', pull down your pants and go "Whoopee!" Eventually he'll think that's normal behavior. Then, wait 'til he's fourteen -- take him to a ball game."

"Tell him to bring a date."

 

[Kymberley]

OMG DCL


That is evil! Just pure evil




(I already have the naked pictures in the tub when they were two)

Wait until they bring home the future wifey.

 

[SweetCherry]

I'll trade ya, Kymberly. My 4 yr old son draws himself anatomically correct. He draws a pic of himself and then adds an extra line and circle and says, "Look, mama. This is me. That's my hair and my head. That's my fingers. That's my penis and my scrotum."

I hope like hell he never does that in preschool. I don't wanna explain that to the teacher.

 

[Kymberley]

When he was 2...

he found his penis. He called it a dinker. One night, my hubby came home after being gone for about 6 weeks. That was when I still liked having sex with him. Just about the time we finally got to bed, the lil' one woke up.

He hopped in bed between us and would not go back to sleep no matter what we tried.

Having not seen his daddy for 6 weeks, we kept humoring him.

After about five minutes, he loudly proclaimed that his dinker was bigger than his 13 yr old uncle's. (which by the way, he was right about)

My hubby just laughed and told him to go to sleep.

The lil' one said, "it is even bigger than yours daddy, see?"

And with that he pulled the covers back, showing his little hard on. He had been playing with it all that time.

I love telling that story in front of his friends too.