Heaven Exists. So Does Hell. My Proof?

[RastaPope]

Hooters.


Being on the road, I've had the occasion to hang out with HighSchoolJock and we visited upon the local Hooters establishment.

Heaven and Hell, coexisting under one orange roof.

Our waitress, who had the most perfect rack I've ever seen, was only 18.


18 kinds of wrong.

 

[HeavyStick]

so are you saying she was a butter lady?

 

[RastaPope]

so are you saying she was a butter lady?

As in butterface?


No, she was disgusting hot. Pissed me off, man.

I didn't get that kind of trim when was 18, wouldnt when I was 38. Even if I was a millionaire.


Damn women-folk.

 

[Sillyman]

What can you say about a girl with perfect breasts and a hairlip from hell?

 

[Azwed]

18 is legal don't see no problem.

Of course I am a lot closer to 18 then you are.

 

[RastaPope]

18 is legal don't see no problem.

Of course I am a lot closer to 18 then you are.

I'm only 23.

 

[Private Vasquez]

You didn't order enough hot wings. She woulda tipped you if you would have ordered more.

 

[RastaPope]

You didn't order enough hot wings. She woulda tipped you if you would have ordered more.

Actually I always get the 911 Buffalo Chicken Sandwich, curly fries, and honeymustard.

 

[HeavyStick]

was the ac cold enough for her to nip you? how about crotch cleavage?

 

[Ferrophiliac]

Never been to one

While I have never been in one, my son's tell me that I really should. I tell them at my age I might crock if its as good as they say. To this they reply "but what a way to go dad!"

 

[RastaPope]

was the ac cold enough for her to nip you? how about crotch cleavage?

No camel-toe, that's just crass.

And yes, nipple outlinage was there.


Christ, it was enough to drive a non-drinker to drink.

 

[Siren]

 

[RastaPope]

you hung out with HighSchoolJock?

Yeah. Funny fucking guy, man...

 

[Azwed]

Oh ok I thought you were older.

Damn you are only a year or so older them me then.


Last time I went to Hooters I saw a girl I went to HS working there.

She was a freshman in HS when I was a senior so she must have just barely been 18 at the time or possibly even 17.

This 50 some year old guy was hitting on her sooooooo badly. About made me sick.

 

[Siren]

 

[RastaPope]

strange bedfellows

He's NOT a character, that IS Scotty.

 

[Lost Cause]

I've seen it...

It was overcast, about 65 degrees, and the women were wearing short cutoff jeans!

 

[Ferrophiliac]

But I'm not dead yet

My son's say I'm older than a rock, but I'm not dead yet. So I look at young ladys (18-70) and if they are lovely I'm sure going to enjoy looking. But as far as hitting on them "NOT", its a business not a dating service or a club/bar. But I do wonder how you can eat a meal with beautiful lady in very little clothes, my son's say they just order beer but I don't drink beer.

Oh ok I thought you were older.

Damn you are only a year or so older them me then.


Last time I went to Hooters I saw a girl I went to HS working there.

She was a freshman in HS when I was a senior so she must have just barely been 18 at the time or possibly even 17.

This 50 some year old guy was hitting on her sooooooo badly. About made me sick.