Health facts!

[plasticman33]

A. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

B. The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

C. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

D. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.


*Conclusion: Eat and drink whatever you like! It's speaking english that kills you!

 

[Starblayde]

We have more style, a better culture and english as a first language....

I think Id' rather die early than be French, Japanese or Italian...

 

[RawHumor]

*Conclusion: Eat and drink whatever you like! It's speaking english that kills you!

LOL

So do French Canadians live longer than the English-speaking ones?

 

[plasticman33]

Je n'est ce pas!

 

[DéjàNu]

Hey HommePlastique

That put me where if I drink often wine, eat Italian food, speak french and have a Japanese husband?

 

[plasticman33]

Re: Hey HommePlastique

That put me where if I drink often wine, eat Italian food, speak french and have a Japanese husband?

You'll live forever, ma cherie!

 

[Allexus_TN]

*Conclusion: Eat and drink whatever you like! It's speaking english that kills you!

Je ne parle englais.

 

[plasticman33]

Re: Re: Health facts!

Je ne parle englais.

je ne parle pas francais, either!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

So what are the stats on eating Apricot jam? Or is it safer just to lick it?

 

[plasticman33]

So what are the stats on eating Apricot jam? Or is it safer just to lick it?

Always lick it, starting very gently with increasing pressure and see what pops up!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Always lick it, starting very gently with increasing pressure and see what pops up!

But I'm a wee bit worried..... that popping up might give you a heart attack. After all think of the rapid blood lose to your brain

 

[plasticman33]

But I'm a wee bit worried..... that popping up might give you a heart attack. After all think of the rapid blood lose to your brain

Depends on which head you're talking about! Rapid blood gain in one counterbalances the loss in the other!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Depends on which head you're talking about! Rapid blood gain in one counterbalances the loss in the other!

Ok, as long as the people involved are having a great time of it, why not.... apricot jam here I come.....

 

[plasticman33]

Ok, as long as the people involved are having a great time of it, why not.... apricot jam here I come.....

Mmmm, let me help you get the lid off!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Mmmm, let me help you get the lid off!

It wasn't the lid I was think'in of getting off !!!

 

[plasticman33]

It wasn't the lid I was think'in of getting off !!!

My dear lady, I'm so sorry, how stupid of me. OK, ladies before gentlemen, anything I can do to assist, don't hesitate to ask! I'm fully equipped, tongue, fingers and cock!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

My dear lady, I'm so sorry, how stupid of me. OK, ladies before gentlemen, anything I can do to assist, don't hesitate to ask! I'm fully equipped, tongue, fingers and cock!

lol... now you are making me blush like strawberry jam

 

[plasticman33]

lol... now you are making me blush like strawberry jam

Oh, I'm sorry! I've offended your sensibilities! Forgive, please forgive me, I'll do anything to make it 'up' for you!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Oh, I'm sorry! I've offended your sensibilities! Forgive, please forgive me, I'll do anything to make it 'up' for you!

MMmmmmmm ok, I'll go think of the ways you can do that while I have my morning shower.....

 

[mig]

MMmmmmmm ok, I'll go think of the ways you can do that while I have my morning shower.....

Not pay-to-view I hope.

 

[plasticman33]

MMmmmmmm ok, I'll go think of the ways you can do that while I have my morning shower.....

You don't happen to have one of those hand held shower massagers, do you?

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Not pay-to-view I hope.

Darlin I would never charge you

 

[plasticman33]

We've really got to stop posting on top of each other!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

You don't happen to have one of those hand held shower massagers, do you?

No, I just do hand stands, lol

 

[plasticman33]

See what I mean? *Visual of T.H. doing naked hand stands in the shower*