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[Queersetti]

"In a particularly gruesome story out of the Bronx, a Hunts Point man apparently decapitated himself in broad daylight today.

According to the New York Daily News, an unidentified 51-year-old man parked his 2005 Honda CRV on the street on Monday around 9:35 am. He reportedly looped a chain around his neck, secured it to a pole, and got back into his car.

Police told the newspaper that the man then stepped on the gas, decapitating himself. The Daily News reports he died on the scene."





http://gawker.com/a-bronx-man-tore-his-own-head-off-in-broad-daylight-1629365552?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

 

[phrodeau]

ACEPHALOUS, adj. In the surprising condition of the Crusader who absently pulled at his forelock some hours after a Saracen scimitar had, unconsciously to him, passed through his neck, as related by de Joinville.

---Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

 

[Skiddles2014]

I nominate him for suicide of the week.

 

[Phelia]

I love Gawker comments.

My god that is horrific, no one should ever have to spend their final moments in a 2005 Honda CRV.

 

[pointless]

i just thank the gods that he wasn't famous.

 

[Bidin~Time]

That is one of the most disturbing things I've ever read.

 

[Lorilei]

What the actual fuck. Poor guy.

 

[lovetoread]

I nominate him for suicide of the week.

Zombieland rules.

 

[Aquagal]

Died on the scene.

Duh.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Hopefully, he never procreated.

 

[sigh]

Died on the scene.

Duh.

That was my first thought too.

 

[Queersetti]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eGp47YwDZ48