He was TOO BIG for her, 2 coke cans..

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10:49 AM PT -- Haley's comments spread like wildfire online ... but she tells TMZ Sports she wants to make it clear she has nothing but love for Matt.
"I care deeply about respecting his privacy and the integrity of what we shared together," Haley said.
"During our livestream we talked about so much more than what’s being highlighted -- the love in our marriage, the growth we experienced, the depth of our connection."

"It's unfortunate that only one fragment is being amplified, because it doesn't capture the full story of how meaningful things were to me," she added. "I hope the our hour and half long conversation reflects more than a funny soundbite."
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Talk about a gift and a curse -- Sports Illustrated model and influencer Haley Kalilis opening up on what led to her divorce from NFL player Matt Kalil ... saying his size caused a serious issue in their sex life.
Kalil -- who got divorced from the former Pro Bowler in 2022 -- shared the intimate details on a stream with Marlon Garcia.
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Kalil, 33, explained they had a good marriage, but something led to their split -- which she refused to say out loud ... but instead typed it on her phone and showed Marlon, who couldn't hide his shock.


Marlon asked if she was being serious, and Kalil planted her forearm on the table, exclaiming, "Dead ass, for our whole marriage, dead ass!"
"But I was going to try it all: therapist, doctors. Not even lying. Looked up lipo-type s***. That’s why it’s kinda funny. It’s like my life is a comedy, and it kinda writes itself."
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Kalil went on to say that Matt was part of the "0.01% of the population" when it came to this "issue," and despite their efforts, she admitted it was impossible without breaking out in tears.
While Kalil didn't explicitly say it, she went as far as to describe the predicament as two Coca-Cola cans stacked on top of each other -- maybe a third -- so let your imagination take you to the conclusion of your choice.


By the way, Kalil didn't air all this out to embarrass Matt. She emphasized during the convo that he's a great guy and they're still friends.
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TMZ Sports broke the news of their split -- Kalil filed for divorce from Matt, citing "irreconcilable differences."
Both have moved on since -- Matt is married to model Keilani Asmus, while Haley continues to date. She was recently rumored to be linked to famous actor Austin Butler, but she quickly shut down the speculation.
 
Yes, being coke can thick would certainly be a problem. But the length of 2 1/2 coke cans?? Setting aside that she's clearly exaggerating - that would mean it's 13" long, which it's not - that length would only be an issue if the guy insists she takes his entire length despite hitting her cervix. And you don't need to be need to be anywhere near 13" for that to happen, a 5 or 6" dick can bottom out with some women. And any guy who continues battering a woman’s cervix despite her not wanting it, is a fucking asshole.

My dick is both extraordinarily long and girthy. ..But it's the girth that's the problem. Your partner doesn't need to take your whole length, but there's no way to take just part of your girth.
 
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Didn’t they have sex before they married?

The story sounds fishy. And if she did say all this… Why embarrass someone you say you still love and are close to?

Generally speaking, famous people suck… just the worst. And self-annointed "Social Influencers" are at the top of the list.
 
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My experience with women is not all pussies are alike. I had a Mexican gf who was so tight every time you fucked her, it was like she was a virgin. Lot of lube for her lol! I had another Mexican gf that every time you got your cock in her, it never felt like it was in all the way. She was tight but not like the other one. No way either one of them would have taken even one coke can!
 
TMZ covering this story, and asked a Sex Therapist to weigh in. Not sure how long this link will last, but here it is...

Sex with a huge dicked partner

As someone with a huge dick, I can attest to everything she says, though I do wish she didn't use the stupid phrase "well endowed" as it perpetuates this idiotic myth that bigger is better. The phrase should be replaced with "problematic girth". Again, it is a girth issue, not length.

As she says, going slow and using lube - lots and lots of lube - is key. And yeah, being so large does take a lot of the spontaneity out of sex.
 
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