He Said, She Heard - She Said, He Heard

[Dillinger]

He said, "Are you having an affair."

She heard, "Because I am and its great!"

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She said, "Do I look fat in these pants?"

He heard, "Do you ever want to have sex again?"

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He said, "You look great in those pants."

She heard, "I am totally trained."

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She said, "It was fun visiting your mother."

He heard, "You owe me big time!"

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

*chuckling*

 

[BustyTheClown]

Lol took me a minute to put the pieces together and figure out what the hell you were talking about, but now that I get it -- funny!

 

[Guest]

 

[DéjàNu]

Hey Dillinger you will love those non sequitur comic

http://www.non-sequitur.com/archives/comics/2002/january/0129.jpg

non sequitur website

 

[Mistress]

 

[Dillinger]

Thanks DéjàNu! *lol*

How'd you know I was a non sequitur kind of guy?

 

[DéjàNu]

Thanks DéjàNu! *lol*

How'd you know I was a non sequitur kind of guy?

Because I could see a lot of you in it maybe?

http://www.imgstudio.com/lthumb/04302002348499.jpg
http://www.imgstudio.com/lthumb/043020023484982.jpg

 

[Dillinger]

ROTFLM-non sequitur-AO

 

[paganangel]

hey, i got one
he said: you need two in the back of thehead.
she heard: oh my god he's going to kill me.

 

[kotori]

Because I could see a lot of you in it maybe?

Déjà, you are one crafty Habitante.

 

[sabbathstorm]

He said, "Are you having an affair."

She heard, "Because I am and its great!"

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She said, "Do I look fat in these pants?"

He heard, "Do you ever want to have sex again?"

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He said, "You look great in those pants."

She heard, "I am totally trained."

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She said, "It was fun visiting your mother."

He heard, "You owe me big time!"

The local radio station makes a habit of playing this thing every morning. Funny the first few times but it's gotten old.

 

[DustyWolfe]

*gasps* Dilly........ I'm ashamed of you

 

[Dillinger]

He said: "I bought you something from Victoria's Secret"

She heard: "And can you wear this bag over your head too?"

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She said: "Was it good for you?"

He heard: "Because I hope someone had fun."