He forced his cock inside her willing heat and then -

[Guest]

. . . .

 

[kendo1]

Fuck the oven.


*nods*

 

[rgraham666]

The joys of parenthood.

Now if I just had a good excuse for not writing.

 

[Liar]

Fuck the oven.


*nods*

I'm not even going to pretend that I understood that.

Huh?

 

[Guest]

. . . .

 

[kendo1]

I'm not even going to pretend that I understood that.

Huh?

He forced his cock inside her willing heat and then - the oven door shut, squashing his balls.

 

[S-Des]

I always liked the scene in 10 Things I Hate About You when Allison Janey (the principle) is trying to write an adult scene. She's stuck on a better word for erect, when Julia Styles walks in. After their meeting, Styles casually suggests turgid and walks out. I don't know why, but that scene always cracks me up.

 

[Liar]

He forced his cock inside her willing heat and then - the oven door shut, squashing his balls.

Now, there's an image I don't want to go to bed with.

So now I'll just have to stay up all night. Thanks.

 

[kendo1]

Now, there's an image I don't want to go to bed with.

So now I'll just have to stay up all night. Thanks.

You're from the Land of Meatballs, right?

 

[TxRad]

Ahhhhh.....

One of the joys of being older. The kids are all out on their own and I don't babysit.

 

[Liar]

You're from the Land of Meatballs, right?

Oh great, now I'm hungry too.

Hello fridge.

 

[Guest]

. . . .

 

[ungenderless]

Yeah, I know what you mean. Even in the middle of the night, I never know if my little one is going to get up, stumble to the bathroom, then come hunting me down to tell me that he's scared to sleep alone.

what I really find helps is just having a good idea of what I'm going to write ahead of time. I take notes during those precious alone-time seconds, then save it up for when I've got a solid block of alone-time.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Ahhhhh.....

One of the joys of being older. The kids are all out on their own and I don't babysit.

This is true with me also, but I certainly can't ignore my wife, nor would I want to. And, of course, all the kids have access to a telephone.

 

[cloudy]

Spidey has a friend over for the weekend. A new one.

On the plus side, this is the most polite child I have ever seen in my life. He scares me a little. I may keep him.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Spidey has a friend over for the weekend. A new one.

On the plus side, this is the most polite child I have ever seen in my life. He scares me a little. I may keep him.

Have you forgotten about Eddie Haskell?

 

[TE999]

I just opened a Sam Adams.

Sweet, blessed silence.

I like your taste in beers, beautiful.

Silence is indeed golden, isn't it?

I suggest a set of Bose headphones.

Wearing those beauties you cant hear anything but music.

 

[cloudy]

Have you forgotten about Eddie Haskell?

no, but he's only seven. They haven't quite reached the Eddie Haskell level of duplicity yet.

Besides, there's nothing my kids can do that I haven't tried first with my parents, I promise.

 

[Guest]

. . . .

 

[Guest]

. . . .

 

[cloudy]

Spidey's birthday this summer was held outside: 12 kids, a pool, a huge watermelon, birthday cake and assorted capri sun drinks. Clean up was a breeze, and I will never have an indoor party again.

 

[Guest]

. . . .

 

[TE999]

Oh, but that's dangerous.

I need to hear when something is breaking, or falling, or when kids are fighting or getting into something they shouldn't be getting into.

Hearing is important.

Once they are in their rooms, though - ahhh.

(I'm waiting for Sam Adams Winter Lager to come out - yum yum yum!)

Whoops! My bad!

It's been awhile since I had curtain climbers in ye olde domicile.

OMG! Winter Lager. I usually buy a case--if I can get it.

Double Bock, Summer Ale and Oktoberfest kick butt too.

 

[Guest]

. . . .

 

[Guest]

silence

I suggest a set of Bose headphones.

Wearing those beauties you cant hear anything but music.

But that would prevent her from hearing if the kids hae suddenly gone *silent*.

Maharat